Ed Finnerty: For starters, you could paint them white and make a Leeloo outfit for Oprah.
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: "What would you do with them? There's nothing to do with them after you steal," swimmer Kim Lyons said.This is a woman with no imagination. For starters, you could paint them white and make a Leeloo outfit for Oprah.
Ed Finnerty: This is a woman with no imagination. For starters, you could paint them white and make a Leeloo outfit for Oprah.
Sunidesus: Huh, always assumed those things were paint or different colored tiles.
JosephFinn: I hate you so much, Subby, for making me laugh at that. You magnificent bastard.
phlegmmo: I would think pulling the stripes (tape?) off the bottom of a pool would be more an act of vandalism than theft. I mean, c'mon, you couldn't sell them and they're probably not good for anything. They were probably just tossed.
evilsofa: Maybe the stripes merely dissolved.No no, that can't be. These stripes are black, not white.
kyuzokai: I've heard they smell like strawberries*, but that's no reason to steal them.*Lifeguarding prank: Tell the little shiate kids that the stripes smell like strawberries. Watch them go down and take a big sniff... underwater.
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