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(News.com.au)   German Olympic diver scores 0.0 ... from all 7 judges (w/video)   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2012-08-07 05:50:11 PM  
FECK!
 
2012-08-07 05:54:35 PM  
Do you keep competing or just kinda grab your towel, your iPod and go home.
 
2012-08-07 05:59:18 PM  
sidoxia.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-07 06:23:13 PM  
So if he had dropped a deuce EXACTLY at the moment of splashdown, the German judge just might have given him a point, you know, for the effort.
 
2012-08-07 06:23:39 PM  
FECK PALM!
 
2012-08-07 06:41:47 PM  
He fecked up.
 
2012-08-07 06:42:24 PM  
He meant that ironically.
 
2012-08-07 06:52:10 PM  
They keep saying he lost his grip on that leg, but from the slow mo, it looks like he just flat out missed his 2nd leg.
 
2012-08-07 07:09:16 PM  
One way to be famous and be aired at every Olympics from now on.
 
2012-08-07 07:24:37 PM  
Aussie commentator: "And it's a back whacker."

Got to love Australian vernacular.
 
2012-08-07 07:24:48 PM  
I gave him a 10
 
2012-08-07 07:29:22 PM  
Feck...less?


(poor kid)
 
2012-08-07 11:37:06 PM  

iron de havilland: Aussie commentator: "And it's a back whacker beck wekka."

Got to love Australian vernacular.


Fixed for accuracy.
 
2012-08-07 11:47:52 PM  
blog.highernext.com
 
2012-08-08 12:12:08 AM  
The Thrill of Victory...
i167.photobucket.com

and the agony of defeat
www.ngngsports.com
 
2012-08-08 12:16:21 AM  

borg: The Thrill of Victory...
[i167.photobucket.com image 429x358]


Jesus Christ, that guy looks like the guys from 300, except without the body makeup and lighting tricks.
 
2012-08-08 12:59:13 AM  

BKITU: iron de havilland: Aussie commentator: "And it's a back whacker beck wekka."

Got to love Australian vernacular.

Fixed for accuracy.


Nah, you've translated that to Seth Efrikken vernacular.

/Perhaps the Semites were right to leave vowels out of their languages.
//Bret agrees.
 
2012-08-08 01:30:28 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:29:33 AM  
Oh no... Not again! Or is this the NBC version of reality? From now on I think all repeats should be called NBC's
 
2012-08-08 03:31:07 AM  
...Still better than any dive of mine.
 
2012-08-08 03:33:44 AM  
I've done that from the 10m platform.

I mean, without all the cool parts.
It hurts.
Very much.

//much, much bruising
 
2012-08-08 03:34:26 AM  
Come now, people. Let's all just confine our back-whackers to the humble backyard. It's all sticky in here and the neighbors are lonely.
 
2012-08-08 03:35:38 AM  
Will this replace that poor ski jumper we all saw on ABC for twenty years?
 
2012-08-08 03:36:23 AM  
Feck spun in over the sea of Japan... there were no survivors.

/poor guy
//hope he doesn't take it too hard and comes back for another try!
 
2012-08-08 03:36:48 AM  
They should award at least a 0.1 for hitting the water. Because if the next diver manages to hit the concrete deck, how could they score him? Can't give a negative score, so at least allow some room for a complete catastrophe.
 
2012-08-08 03:38:36 AM  
FECK!
ARSE!
DRINK!
GIRLS!
 
2012-08-08 03:38:47 AM  
i762.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:39:25 AM  

dookdookdook: FECK!
ARSE!
DRINK!
GIRLS!


Beat me by one bloody second. :P
 
2012-08-08 03:40:09 AM  
Or eleven seconds. Either or.
 
2012-08-08 03:41:39 AM  
Interesting that a Google News search on "Stephan Feck" comes up with mainly Australian news sites. That's a country which is not taking its decline as an Olympic swimming powerhouse lightly.
 
2012-08-08 03:44:44 AM  
 
2012-08-08 03:48:34 AM  
0.0 is harsh. He stuck the takeoff, managed a couple of flips... I think that's worth a few shekels.
 
2012-08-08 03:49:29 AM  
Didn't read the article but it's just another case of judging panel bias, no doubt. Sickening, how many times it's occurred during these Olympics. London's organizers should be ashamed.
 
2012-08-08 03:49:48 AM  

awfulperson: Feck...less?


(poor kid)


Feckless/Ornamental?

/obscure
//if this isn't obscure, there's no Posterboy for Obscure
 
2012-08-08 03:50:09 AM  
It's funny, because now I know I'm better than him.
 
2012-08-08 03:52:15 AM  
Amateur

assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-08-08 03:52:29 AM  
And the Russian judge gave the guy a 0.0^9.
 
2012-08-08 03:54:39 AM  

ninthkeys: Didn't read the article but it's just another case of judging panel bias, no doubt. Sickening, how many times it's occurred during these Olympics. London's organizers should be ashamed.


Maybe you should instead of being all "I'm outraged! Harrumph!." Or, here's a thought, just not comment on something you haven't seen or read.

It was a back-flop. Or -whacker. Or -wekker.
 
2012-08-08 03:58:49 AM  

netizencain: Do you keep competing or just kinda grab your towel, your iPod and go home.


He still gets to keeps the rainbow colored fanny pack fllled with complimentery condoms and matching shower shoes
 
2012-08-08 04:04:16 AM  
He's still quite feckable.
 
2012-08-08 04:05:11 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: 0.0 is harsh. He stuck the takeoff, managed a couple of flips... I think that's worth a few shekels.


I guess the thinking is he didn't actually dive-no dive no points.
 
2012-08-08 04:08:39 AM  
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2012-08-08 04:12:43 AM  
forum.ponyville.net
 
2012-08-08 04:12:48 AM  
He shouldn't feel so bad, I did this a lot in my child hood

videogamecritic.net
 
2012-08-08 04:15:05 AM  
If he'd only straightened out in time to do a bellyflop, that would have been worth at least a 5.
 
2012-08-08 04:16:24 AM  
Feck me, and Feck him too.

Screw up.
 
2012-08-08 04:18:18 AM  
QWOP the diving version.
 
2012-08-08 04:20:22 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: QWOP the diving version.


FLOP?
 
2012-08-08 04:20:36 AM  
A back wacker indeed.
 
2012-08-08 04:22:42 AM  

oldsbone: HaywoodJablonski: 0.0 is harsh. He stuck the takeoff, managed a couple of flips... I think that's worth a few shekels.

I guess the thinking is he didn't actually dive-no dive no points.


It was a dive. I watch a lot of soccer, so I know what I'm talking about
 
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