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(BBC)   Born with a collapsed lung and diagnosed with asthma - now, at 20, Laura Trott has two gold medals. What did you do today?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Spiffy, Hope Trott, gold medals, Olympic record, time trials, cycling, world championships, olympics  
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2012-08-07 04:19:34 PM
I... I killed a spider. ._.'
 
2012-08-07 04:24:39 PM
I plan to go home and collapse a lung this afternoon
 
2012-08-07 04:36:14 PM
Masturbated furiously.

/Twice!
 
2012-08-07 04:49:08 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Masturbated furiously.

/Twice!


but did you get a Gold medal for it?
 
2012-08-07 04:55:50 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Masturbated furiously.

/Twice!


This!
 
2012-08-07 05:22:59 PM
Just went any bought some vodak for later tonight, why do you ask?
 
2012-08-07 05:26:00 PM
She also has a cuteness ...
 
2012-08-07 05:34:11 PM

ManateeGag: but did you get a Gold medal for it?


Does it count if he gave himself two shimmering pearl necklaces?
 
2012-08-07 06:10:13 PM
I sat around waiting for IT to replace my computer and also cropdusted our cubicle hall.

/Twice.
 
2012-08-07 06:47:08 PM
Mowed the lawn this morning. Starting to feel it now in the form of a half-allergy/half-heat migraine.
 
2012-08-07 06:53:31 PM
So, she doesn't swim inside of a foot-propelled iron lung/submarine?

Then she's way more respectable than Pistorius.
 
2012-08-07 07:01:30 PM
Went to the golf course. I hit the ball ok, but couldn't putt worth a crap today.
 
2012-08-07 07:07:06 PM
Installed a bathtub for a fat man who hasn't bathed in a week.

/Suck it, stupid lung
 
2012-08-07 07:18:42 PM
i meddled.
 
2012-08-07 07:38:57 PM
I'd gladly collapse her other lung...sexually.
 
2012-08-07 07:45:10 PM
I don't have asthma or a collapsed lung, so I have that going for me.
 
2012-08-07 07:46:46 PM
Food for thought:

One of the races in the 6 race event that she won her 2nd gold in was a race where the last rider across the line every 2 laps got eliminated. The last 2 riders racing in that race was Trott and the American Sarah Hammer. Hammer effectively conceded the race to Trott with about 75 meters to go to the finish line.

Hammer won the silver medal, finishing 1 point behind Trott. Had Hammer won that race, she would've won the gold.
 
2012-08-07 07:47:19 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Masturbated furiously.

/Twice!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 07:48:15 PM
Jerked off to pictures of Laura Trott, so we all win.
 
2012-08-07 07:52:03 PM
I got to tell a little girl that she, to quote her, "beated the cancer."

And I got a hug from her.

But Trott winning like this really makes my day. (I've been pulling for her)
 
2012-08-07 08:04:27 PM
I drank. Heavily.
 
2012-08-07 08:09:46 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Masturbated furiously.

/Twice!


I did it to Laura Trott

/now my penis is tired
 
2012-08-07 08:18:35 PM
Prayed for rain?
 
2012-08-07 08:24:44 PM
I ran for a whole 12 minutes!

/the pathetic thing is I ran a half marathon a little over a year ago
//stupid dissertation weight gain
 
2012-08-07 08:25:01 PM

exick: ManateeGag: but did you get a Gold medal for it?

Does it count if he gave himself two shimmering pearl necklaces?


Why would you give yourself a pearl necklace? Seems a little gay, just saying.
 
2012-08-07 08:35:05 PM

there their theyre: exick: ManateeGag: but did you get a Gold medal for it?

Does it count if he gave himself two shimmering pearl necklaces?

Why would you give yourself a pearl necklace? Seems a little gay, just saying.


Do you never do it on your back or do you always block the shot or are you not man enough to shoot that far? Gotta be one of those three to never give yourself a pearl necklace.
 
2012-08-07 08:37:33 PM
Swam a mile and then ran four.

12349876: Do you never do it on your back or do you always block the shot or are you not man enough to shoot that far? Gotta be one of those three to never give yourself a pearl necklace.


Some of us are more adept at giving pearl necklaces to womens.
 
2012-08-07 08:42:51 PM

walkerhound: Swam a mile and then ran four.

12349876: Do you never do it on your back or do you always block the shot or are you not man enough to shoot that far? Gotta be one of those three to never give yourself a pearl necklace.

Some of us are more adept at giving pearl necklaces to womens.


So you're saying you have to be adept to shoot hard enough to reach your chest? It's not that far away. Unless you're lacking in size.
 
2012-08-07 08:59:33 PM

12349876: So you're saying you have to be adept to shoot hard enough to reach your chest? It's not that far away. Unless you're lacking in size.


Haven't tried. Your mom's face is usually in the way.
 
2012-08-07 09:06:59 PM
www.dethklok.org

I woke up with a clown's hand...in my pants. That's what I did today.
 
2012-08-07 09:23:54 PM
I discussed the proper way to paint pewter and plastic miniatures with a comic store nerd, and spent 45 minutes looking at various shades of brown.

/hero quest
//then battle masters
 
2012-08-07 09:55:47 PM
I swam a mile in a smidgen over 30 min., ate most of a big pizza and had two glasses of wine.

Didn't run anywhere. Tip o' the hat to those who did.
 
2012-08-07 10:02:43 PM
I marathoned Gun X Sword

/I'll show myself out
 
2012-08-07 11:02:19 PM
Masturbated and smoked a cigar. At the same time.

/Good for her though.
 
2012-08-07 11:38:34 PM
She probably took some performance enhancers to help with that collapsed lung and asthma.


/I went to the gym and didn't severely injure myself.
//kidding about the peds. Good for her.
 
2012-08-08 01:37:50 AM
I twisted the fark out of my ankle at kendo practice.
 
2012-08-08 03:30:16 AM
Diarrhea all day, then 3 for 3 in softball. Stellar defense in right center. As in no balls hit to me, which was weird.
 
2012-08-08 06:51:28 AM
I collapsed the lung of a newborn and blew cigarette smoke in its face so that it will develop asthma.

/I'm the king-maker.
 
2012-08-08 07:16:32 AM
I PRAYED TO JEBUS TO NOT SPONTANEOUSLY GIVE ME collapsted lung (15 year smoker, quit 2 days ago, THANK CAMEL WINTER FROST SNUS) and asthma, whatever the hell that means.

/save the tumors.jpg
 
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