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2012-08-07 03:50:08 PM
Fire whoever told you to say that. Immediately.
 
2012-08-07 03:54:16 PM
file.walagata.com
 
2012-08-07 03:58:02 PM
Obamaloney? That's actually pretty funny. Chimpy McFlightsuit was good and so is this.

All fun and games until someone loses an eye.
 
2012-08-07 04:01:31 PM
I see that the political process continues to devolve into allowing children the right to vote
 
2012-08-07 04:04:20 PM
engage taunt protocol
 
2012-08-07 04:04:48 PM
That's kinda funny, but i'm with cman. we've turned into 5th graders with candidates calling each other childish names.
 
2012-08-07 04:06:32 PM
About what you'd expect from a guy that epitomizes mayo on white bread
 
2012-08-07 04:06:40 PM
I was kind of hoping he'd call Obama a 'hood'
 
2012-08-07 04:09:38 PM
Romney then added "Neener Neener Neener!" and stuck out his tongue.
 
2012-08-07 04:10:48 PM

Spad31: Obamaloney? That's actually pretty funny. Chimpy McFlightsuit was good and so is this.


It makes it sound like he's calling Obama an Irishman. How childish is that? It's also worthy to note that no candidate ever used "Chimpy McFlightsuit"
 
2012-08-07 04:12:51 PM

FloydA: Romney then added "Neener Neener Neener!" and stuck out his tongue.


It was the waggling hands with the thumbs in the ears that really made the point
 
2012-08-07 04:13:34 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Spad31: Obamaloney? That's actually pretty funny. Chimpy McFlightsuit was good and so is this.

It makes it sound like he's calling Obama an Irishman. How childish is that? It's also worthy to note that no candidate ever used "Chimpy McFlightsuit"



Dick Cheney did. Used him like a got dam hand puppet.

...Oh wait, that's not what you meant. Never mind.
 
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2012-08-07 04:13:34 PM
Obamalogna? That sounds like he is trying to combine the stereotype of black men being well endowed with the stereotype of Republican men craving penises.
 
2012-08-07 04:16:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FloydA: Romney then added "Neener Neener Neener!" and stuck out his tongue.

It was the waggling hands with the thumbs in the ears that really made the point


I'm just waiting for the debates, when Romney will try to push Obama into the girls' bathroom or give him the old "me Chinese, me play joke" treatment.
 
2012-08-07 04:31:40 PM
I see what he did there.
 
2012-08-07 04:46:34 PM
Very funny but not for the reasons he wants it to be funny.
 
2012-08-07 04:47:50 PM
Baloney? Isn't that what the poors eat?
 
2012-08-07 04:48:04 PM

cman: I see that the political process continues to devolve into allowing children the right to vote


I hope not. I had an 11 year old girl tell me how much she disliked Obama this weekend, and I just chuckled, because she's 11.

Are you telling me I missed the chance to change a swing state voters mind???
 
2012-08-07 04:48:35 PM

cman: I see that the political process continues to devolve into allowing children the right to vote run for POTUS

 
2012-08-07 04:48:40 PM
Rmoney keepin' it real, dawg.
 
2012-08-07 04:52:48 PM

LRA61380: Fire whoever told you to say that. Immediately.


Whoever told him to say it first had to tell him to pronounce it differently than Balogna, which Mitt knows is the capital city of the Emilia-Romagna Region in Northern Italy, that "baloney" is a form of processed luncheon meat that people in the lower castes eat, and that making the statement would be greeted with what humans call "humor."
 
2012-08-07 04:54:58 PM
You people make fun of him, but he just locked up the all-important Oscar Mayer Employee swing vote.
 
2012-08-07 04:55:02 PM
"You just watch your tongue there, Mittens."

ventriloquistcentralblog.com
 
2012-08-07 04:56:31 PM
I'd like to see his reaction to a plate of fried baloney rolled up with toothpicks sticking out.
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"Hey big spender, couldn't afford filet?"
 
2012-08-07 04:57:58 PM
www.theswellelife.com

Mitt won't stand for Obamaloney!
 
2012-08-07 05:03:21 PM
Look Barry, we're all sorry that you didn't have a father growing up, but that's no reason to take it out on Mitt who had a loving and caring father and you shouldn't get all butt hurt when say something mean that Mitt says something mean back.
 
2012-08-07 05:03:22 PM
That's pretty weak, Romney.

Just stick to the facts...Obama's an embarrassment to the country, is in over his head, and is the worst President ever, with the possible exception of Jimmy the Peanut Carter. Keep asking him where those shovel-ready jobs are. Ask him why he won't fix the economy. Ask him about his crony capitalism. Ask him if he supports Harry Reid's blatant lies.
 
2012-08-07 05:03:37 PM
it took me a bit to get that he was smashing together Obama and Bologna. Does belowknee even exist anymore?
 
2012-08-07 05:03:50 PM
a.abcnews.go.com
Yeah... I got nothing.
 
2012-08-07 05:04:02 PM
What Obamalogna may look like:

img593.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-07 05:04:39 PM
Meat. Moist. Good.
 
2012-08-07 05:04:48 PM

shotglasss: That's pretty weak, Romney.

Just stick to the facts...Obama's an embarrassment to the country, is in over his head, and is the worst President ever, with the possible exception of Jimmy the Peanut Carter. Keep asking him where those shovel-ready jobs are. Ask him why he won't fix the economy. Ask him about his crony capitalism. Ask him if he supports Harry Reid's blatant lies.


C'mon Romney, even this idiot has better ideas than your team!
 
2012-08-07 05:06:01 PM

shotglasss: Just stick to the facts..


Bin Laden is dead, Quadaffi is gone unemployment has been dropping we are out of Iraq for the most part?
 
2012-08-07 05:06:09 PM
You're a poopy head! No, you're a poopy head!

Jesus Christ it has devolved to this?
 
2012-08-07 05:06:12 PM
It's pretty dumb, but the kind of people who love the poster with the "Lyin' African/African Lion" on it will love this one.
 
2012-08-07 05:06:21 PM

shotglasss: That's pretty weak, Romney.

Just stick to the facts...Obama's an embarrassment to the country, is in over his head, and is the worst President ever, with the possible exception of Jimmy the Peanut Carter. Keep asking him where those shovel-ready jobs are. Ask him why he won't fix the economy. Ask him about his crony capitalism. Ask him if he supports Harry Reid's blatant lies.


Yes, definitely ask the last question. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!
 
2012-08-07 05:06:25 PM
Obamaloney are delicious!

images.mylot.com
 
2012-08-07 05:06:27 PM
This is what happens when you live your life surrounded by people you pay to laugh with you.

When you're away from those people, they laugh at you.
 
2012-08-07 05:06:32 PM
If that's a joke, I don't even get what he was aiming for.
 
2012-08-07 05:06:49 PM

sprawl15: What Obamalogna may look like:

[img593.imageshack.us image 465x700]


what a ham!
 
2012-08-07 05:07:13 PM
In his heart, he knows he's funny.
 
2012-08-07 05:07:23 PM
Can just picture mitts handlers cringing. He couldn't remember the talking point punchline.
 
2012-08-07 05:07:28 PM
Where does Obamaloney grow?
 
2012-08-07 05:07:39 PM
We get it. You're white.
 
2012-08-07 05:08:05 PM

beta_plus: Look Barry, we're all sorry that you didn't have a father growing up, but that's no reason to take it out on Mitt who had a loving and caring father and you shouldn't get all butt hurt when say something mean that Mitt says something mean back.


Lol, you think Obama is butt hurt over this? He is laughing just like everyone else.

Except the truly butt hurt, like yourself.
 
2012-08-07 05:08:23 PM

hinten: Very funny but not for the reasons he wants it to be funny.


This. While Obama used "Romney Hood" to make a point about Romney's tax plan, Romney's "Obamalogna" makes him sound like a five year old.

Nice when you're making a bad comedy, lousy when you're running for President.
 
2012-08-07 05:08:59 PM

what_now: cman: I see that the political process continues to devolve into allowing children the right to vote

I hope not. I had an 11 year old girl tell me how much she disliked Obama this weekend, and I just chuckled, because she's 11.

Are you telling me I missed the chance to change a swing state voters mind???


Why bother? That's pretty much the average Republican voter these days.
 
2012-08-07 05:09:37 PM
My "President" has a first name

its H-U-S-S-E-I-N

My "President" has a second name, its

F-A-R-T-B-O-N-G-O
 
2012-08-07 05:10:20 PM

sprawl15: What Obamalogna may look like:

[img593.imageshack.us image 465x700]


I hate you.
 
2012-08-07 05:10:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FloydA: Romney then added "Neener Neener Neener!" and stuck out his tongue.

It was the waggling hands with the thumbs in the ears that really made the point


Well, Geedubya actually did that. I think there's a photo somewhere.

/Certainly a video capture of Geedubya giving the camera the finger.
 
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