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2012-08-07 06:34:50 PM  
Okay... so let me tally this up.

Can't hold a political position for more than 5 minutes, lies a lot, is evasive in general, has the charisma of a horsefly, tormented his fellow classmates, impersonated a police officer to pull over and hassle people on dates, and he isn't even funny. Not even retroactively funny.

You Republicans sure know how to pick'em.
 
2012-08-07 06:38:57 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: This douche can't even look normal when shopping.


The whole "look at me, I'm a regular citizen" photo-op falls apart when there's a freakin' doorman waiting by the car for Romney. That, and the fact that he looks extremely amused, as if grocery shopping is a whole new experience for him.
 
2012-08-07 06:39:06 PM  

gadian: AdolfOliverPanties: [www.theswellelife.com image 450x334]

Mitt won't stand for Obamaloney!

What is this picture from? The picture just rustled some blip of a memory in the back of my mind, but I can't grab it.



The movie Weird Science.
 
2012-08-07 06:39:26 PM  

JohnnyC: Okay... so let me tally this up.

Can't hold a political position for more than 5 minutes, lies a lot, is evasive in general, has the charisma of a horsefly, tormented his fellow classmates, impersonated a police officer to pull over and hassle people on dates, and he isn't even funny. Not even retroactively funny.

You Republicans sure know how to pick'em.


And don't forget that just because he has an R next to his name, at least 40% of the people that vote this November will vote for him.
 
2012-08-07 06:42:09 PM  

Loucifer: Willard is in need of a less crapulent wordwright.


There is so much cromulent WIN in this sentence!
 
2012-08-07 06:42:29 PM  
"Maybe he is a homosexual"

boos

"Maybe you are all homosexuals"
 
2012-08-07 06:44:05 PM  

theorellior: Doe this mean Obama can turn around and call Romney "Mittadella" tomorrow?


I dunno about Mittadella...but I would have a huge shiat eating grin for a week if The Obamanator said the following:

"Hmm, the Mittwit's Mitt wit is definitely lacking"
 
2012-08-07 06:44:35 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: Romney Hood,
Romney Hood,
Riding through the land.

Romney Hood,
Romney Hood,
Without a merry band.

He steals from the poor
And he gives to the rich!
Stupid biatch


I would have gone with "Dennis Moore-man"
 
2012-08-07 06:45:21 PM  

Wyalt Derp: This is bad news... for Obameatloaf.


He will do anything for love but he won't do that.
 
2012-08-07 06:46:11 PM  

Fart_Machine: Wyalt Derp: This is bad news... for Obameatloaf.

He will do anything for love but he won't do that.


Stop right there
 
2012-08-07 06:47:13 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [hosted2.ap.org image 304x512]
[www.clotureclub.com image 490x368]
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This douche can't even look normal when shopping.


Funny how even in these staged photos they can't crop out his minions helping him...
 
2012-08-07 06:47:27 PM  
O-ba-ma-peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
 
2012-08-07 06:48:30 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Flying Lasagna Monster: [img.ibtimes.com image 640x456]

This douche can't even look normal when shopping.

Yo, dawg, how many tail gates does that thing have?


It's an airlock. When driving he passes all ventilation air through a bed of activated charcoal and potassium permanganate and slightly pressurizes the cabin to protect his circuit boards from corrosion caused by exhaust fumes.

Just plain, old down-to-earth bootstrappy preventative healthcare. The kind of stuff you libtards are too busy protesting chicken sandwich joints to do for yourselfloating point error
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-08-07 06:49:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-07 06:49:59 PM  

Space_Poet: Flying Lasagna Monster: [hosted2.ap.org image 304x512]
[www.clotureclub.com image 490x368]
[img.ibtimes.com image 640x456]

This douche can't even look normal when shopping.

Nice twin hulled SUV.


Exterior is standard so he doesn't stand out, interior is bulletproof so that Sarah can't become President.
 
2012-08-07 06:51:09 PM  

Ayn Rand's Social Worker: Flying Lasagna Monster: [hosted2.ap.org image 304x512]
[www.clotureclub.com image 490x368]
[img.ibtimes.com image 640x456]

This douche can't even look normal when shopping.

Funny how even in these staged photos they can't crop out his minions helping him...


Ho ho! Here I am, shopping just like a normal person! Tell my caddy's chauffeur to get the door, would you?
 
2012-08-07 06:53:25 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: LRA61380: Fire whoever told you to say that. Immediately.

Whoever told him to say it first had to tell him to pronounce it differently than Balogna, which Mitt knows is the capital city of the Emilia-Romagna Region in Northern Italy, that "baloney" is a form of processed luncheon meat that people in the lower castes eat, and that making the statement would be greeted with what humans call "humor."


9/10, but only because it should be "hu-mans."
 
2012-08-07 06:54:41 PM  
i1202.photobucket.com

OBAMANAMANA

www.gratismoro.com

DOO-DOO-DEE-DOODOO
 
2012-08-07 06:59:44 PM  

yelmrog: "Obamalogna" or "Obamaloney" don't really roll off the tongue.

"Obamalarkey" would have been a better choice IMHO.


Came here to say something to the same effect...
 
2012-08-07 07:00:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 07:07:49 PM  

mrjared: Also...who still uses the word "Baloney" for a lie? He sounds like my great aunt Edna. Is he going to make the president drink some castor oil next? Call him a fibber? Who the fark talks like this? Not only is this childish and unfunny, it's preposterously dated.


I was never a man of sport
We took an aircraft
Budget plan is marvelous
Sauce for the goose
Severely conservative

He's always spoken like this, definitely dated.
 
2012-08-07 07:08:32 PM  

yelmrog: "Obamalogna" or "Obamaloney" don't really roll off the tongue.

"Obamalarkey" would have been a better choice IMHO.


Dude- send an email with that message to the Romney campaign. I GUARANTEE someone there will shout "SEE!?!? I TOLD you 'Obamalarky" worked better!". And someone will get fired.
Obamalarky works way, way, waaaaay better. This "baloney" sh*t is just incredibly weak.

shotglasss: That's pretty weak, Romney.

Just stick to the facts...Obama's an embarrassment to the country, is in over his head, and is the worst President ever, with the possible exception of Jimmy the Peanut Carter. Keep asking him where those shovel-ready jobs are. Ask him why he won't fix the economy. Ask him about his crony capitalism. Ask him if he supports Harry Reid's blatant lies.


I disagree with the arguments you presented, but the underlying premise you're pushing is 100% spot on. Mitt is WAY out of his league when it comes to a battle of wits against Obama. Our president is smarter, funnier, sharper, and quicker to the draw than Mitt.

Mitt's best option is to focus like a laser on the unemployment rate and the economy. He's still going to be destroyed, but at least he would lose by a smaller margin and with some more dignity.
 
2012-08-07 07:10:46 PM  

DeltaPunch: mrjared: Also...who still uses the word "Baloney" for a lie? He sounds like my great aunt Edna. Is he going to make the president drink some castor oil next? Call him a fibber? Who the fark talks like this? Not only is this childish and unfunny, it's preposterously dated.

I was never a man of sport
We took an aircraft
Budget plan is marvelous
Sauce for the goose
Severely conservative

He's always spoken like this, definitely dated.


I've noticed that. He uses phrases and "slang" that my grandparents abandoned when I was small. As if he developed a mindset in 1957 and nothing has penetrated his skull since.
 
2012-08-07 07:13:16 PM  
This Romney guy is going to be famous.

i1109.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 07:14:48 PM  
YOUR MAMMIE !!!!!! O-bammie Spam-mie
 
2012-08-07 07:15:55 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: This douche can't even look normal when shopping.


Most Punchable Face 2012

Seriously, the guy has two facial expressions. Douche and Bigger Douche.
 
2012-08-07 07:17:37 PM  

mobile_home_refush: O-bammie Spam-mie


Osbam Musubi?

img515.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-07 07:19:03 PM  

qorkfiend: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: Obamentil Loaf

Bidenstrami.

Obamaroni.


You do know who Moroni is don't you? It's just to close to the angel's name. Joseph Smith would come down from his planet and slap the ever loving Brigham Young out of Romney Hood.
 
2012-08-07 07:19:23 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This Romney guy is going to be famous.

[i1109.photobucket.com image 400x400]


Awesome.
 
2012-08-07 07:23:19 PM  

LRA61380: Fire whoever told you to say that. Immediately.


Pretty much done with this.
Yes, someone got paid money to come up with that.


//Name calling, the definitive sign you have lost the argument
 
2012-08-07 07:23:29 PM  
I remember back when George Bush Sr said something along the lines of his "dog had more sense than these two bozos" or so thing like that. And the press said that was a signal that Bush knew he was going to lose because that's the only reason you'd stoop to the level of name calling.

Contrast that to today and you'll realize we're all farked.
 
2012-08-07 07:24:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Spad31: Obamaloney? That's actually pretty funny. Chimpy McFlightsuit was good and so is this.

It makes it sound like he's calling Obama an Irishman. How childish is that? It's also worthy to note that no candidate ever used "Chimpy McFlightsuit"


You see liberals are all one with the liberal borg. If one of us said it, then all of us said it all the time, forever.
 
2012-08-07 07:25:50 PM  

missiv: qorkfiend: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: Obamentil Loaf

Bidenstrami.

Obamaroni.

You do know who Moroni is don't you? It's just to close to the angel's name. Joseph Smith would come down from his planet and slap the ever loving Brigham Young out of Romney Hood.


Hold that thought, I'm forwarding it to the Obama Campaign right now.
 
2012-08-07 07:27:01 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: obamastrani?


Obamalami?
 
2012-08-07 07:27:32 PM  

missiv: qorkfiend: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: Obamentil Loaf

Bidenstrami.

Obamaroni.

You do know who Moroni is don't you?


i105.photobucket.com
You fargin ice holes!
 
2012-08-07 07:28:24 PM  
He should've tried to be more hip and go with "Barack YoMama." I'm sure the black community would appreciate that joke, because it's like rap. You see, it's funny because Obama's black.

/at least it would've been marketed to SOMEONE
 
2012-08-07 07:28:46 PM  

bloobeary: Flying Lasagna Monster: This douche can't even look normal when shopping.

Most Punchable Face 2012

Seriously, the guy has two facial expressions. Douche and Bigger Douche.


img100.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-07 07:29:33 PM  
OBAMALONGADINGDONG!!!
 
2012-08-07 07:29:41 PM  

farkityfarker: Wow, talk about a clever comeback that addresses the issues of the remark he's answering.

This is the second time I've heard Romney use bologna as a pejorative. I know he's using it as a euphemism for bullshiat, but he needs to realize that not everyone finds the thought of eating bologna as repulsive as he does.


Meat elite.
 
2012-08-07 07:30:07 PM  

Loucifer: crapulent


That is awesome.
 
2012-08-07 07:34:19 PM  
Laugh at the "Obamaloney" comment if you want, but he did follow it up with an excellent retort essentially logically deconstructing Obama's entire claim that he was a reverse Robin Hood when he said "It was a contradiction of the truth." Romney went on eviscerating Obama's statements when he said "Nuh uh" and then with an eloquent coup de grace that only a skilled debater like Mitt could deliver he bellowed out "I know you are, but what am I." Well played Mitt. Well played.
 
2012-08-07 07:34:24 PM  
Obamakolob?

Obamagicunderwear?
 
2012-08-07 07:39:06 PM  
symonsez.files.wordpress.com

"Let me get this straight... Mitt goes on stage to debate... Obama's on that stage... President Obama."

*Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu to ye ladies of Spain...
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again. *
 
2012-08-07 07:43:22 PM  

Spad31: Obamaloney? That's actually pretty funny. Chimpy McFlightsuit was good and so is this.

All fun and games until someone loses an eye.


I dunno. Obamaloney rhymes a little too easily with angels named Maronie. I don't think Mitt wants us to go THERE.
 
2012-08-07 07:44:45 PM  

keylock71: "Let me get this straight... Mitt goes on stage to debate... Obama's on that stage... President Obama."

*Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu to ye ladies of Spain...
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again. *


What a wonderfully true voice Mr. Hollum possesses.
 
2012-08-07 07:46:27 PM  
"Well, I just think this place is fantastic. It's like a pantry and cellar for people who are too poor to have their own. They play deliveryman to themselves, which is adorable.

And this explains those little wire carts that you sometimes see along the side of the road when you're being driven somewhere! I think that's a mystery we're all glad to have an answer to, am I correct? I'm so excited about that.

Also, I'm going to talk to Chef about using this interesting signage system that they have in place here. Once the Miami night staff didn't show up--there was an accident or fire or something--and after firing them I had to have Ann make me a sandwich and it took what I felt was an inordinately long time for her to find the right mustard. I think these signs might help if that situation arises again.

Which shows once again the American knack for innovation. If only Mr. Obamaroni would remove himself from our national pizza pie, we could return to the comforting blandness of good old USA corporate cheese. Heh. Did you, ah, did you all get that? Obamaroni? Like the spicy PEPperoni that they put on the pizza pies? Did they get--ok. Ok.

Thank you all for coming out to the groceries shop today. God Bless America."
 
2012-08-07 07:48:51 PM  
I hadn't even heard the Romney Hood line. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, Mittens.
 
2012-08-07 07:51:19 PM  

brianbankerus: I hadn't even heard the Romney Hood line. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, Mittens.


I hope Obama makes a whole series of ads around Romney Hood. They could do web cartoons, everything...

It would be epic and unforgettable.
 
2012-08-07 07:54:57 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

people identify with Romney Hood.

Obamabologna is just farking retarded
 
2012-08-07 07:55:06 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 800x450]


That doesn't make a lick of sense to me, but I still laughed my ass off.
 
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