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(The Daily Caller)   One thing the right and left agree on: Sarah Palin should be given a prime speaking slot at the Republican National Convention   (dailycaller.com ) divider line
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2012-08-07 03:30:09 PM  
Pleeeaaase don't thow us into the Palin patch, GOP
 
2012-08-07 03:34:40 PM  
It will be Sarah Palin. She will burn the place down.

Out-of-context "quoting" is fun.
 
2012-08-07 03:36:32 PM  
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2012-08-07 03:50:01 PM  
please give palin a prime-time spot. please.
 
2012-08-07 03:55:11 PM  
YES! The ONE!
 
2012-08-07 03:59:15 PM  

FlashHarry: please give palin a prime-time spot. please.


This. And maybe bring back all of the Primary candidates (ala "The Apprentice") and let them speak extemporaneously about each other. You could even let them vote for the final candidate... ON LIVE TV!!

Trump's a Good Old Boy, right? He'd be cool with it, I'm sure...
 
2012-08-07 04:00:05 PM  
I think I emptied my checking account into Obama's campaign coffers when Sarah Palin spoke at the convention in 2008.

So sure, go ahead GOP. I've been saving up.
 
2012-08-07 04:03:51 PM  
Someone put a jizz bib on Rich Lowry, stat.
 
2012-08-07 04:09:01 PM  
Please, please do this, GOP...we need the laffs.
 
2012-08-07 04:17:44 PM  
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2012-08-07 04:18:01 PM  
Oh God, if she gets a prime-time speaking slot, it's going to EPIC. I mean, the derp will be so fantastic, it will outshine all derp that's ever been derped in the history of derping.
 
2012-08-07 04:18:28 PM  
I haven't watched SNL in 4 years. This would be a good thing for them.
 
2012-08-07 04:22:43 PM  
Last I heard she had not even been invited...Somehow I doubt that Rmoney will give her a prime speaking spot. The closest she get to the convention will be the broadcast booth...

/unfortunately
 
2012-08-07 04:25:14 PM  
DOOO EEEET!
 
2012-08-07 04:25:39 PM  
We gave her a four minute slot, but she quit after 2.
 
2012-08-07 04:29:24 PM  
Should former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, be given a prime speaking slot?

I don't know about prime, but she'll be in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson's.
 
2012-08-07 04:32:27 PM  
Oh, and Donald Trump, Victoria Jackson, and Rowsdower's sidekick.
 
2012-08-07 04:37:40 PM  
They should give her the exact same speaking spot they gave her last time.
 
2012-08-07 04:38:07 PM  
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2012-08-07 04:39:19 PM  
The Daily Show would have to have a 4-hour long episode just to cover the hilarity

I'm ok with this!
 
2012-08-07 04:39:52 PM  
I think it would be wonderful if Palin helped get Obama elected 2 terms in a row.
 
2012-08-07 04:40:13 PM  
One thing the right and left agree on: Sarah Palin should be given a prime speaking slot at the Republican National Conventionall the cancer.
 
2012-08-07 04:41:17 PM  
dontcha know, that'd just be super
 
2012-08-07 04:41:25 PM  

vernonFL: Should former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, be given a prime speaking slot?

I don't know about prime, but she'll be in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson's.

is that a blues brother reference?
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com
 
2012-08-07 04:41:58 PM  

Epoch_Zero: One thing the right and left agree on: Sarah Palin should be given a prime speaking slot at the Republican National Conventionall the cancer.


Fark no! She would just use it as an opportunity to be a polical whore regarding health care.
 
2012-08-07 04:42:04 PM  
ya sure
 
2012-08-07 04:42:05 PM  
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BETCHYA!!!
 
2012-08-07 04:43:02 PM  
If the Republicans don't let her speak the Democrats should.
 
2012-08-07 04:43:20 PM  
PLEASE LET SAINT SARAH SPEAK!!!
 
2012-08-07 04:43:29 PM  
Let ALL the Palins speak.

Todd can talk about snowmobile racing (which gets X-TREEM sports people on board), Willow can give the finger to the crowd, Bristol can lecture everyone about abstinence, and Trapp, Trig, Flapp, Torg, Womp, Bort, Jumpp, Slapp, Pack, Who-Put-The-Bapp-In-The-Bapp-Shoo-Bapp-Bapp, and Jim can talk about how awesome Momma is at bein' a good momma and she can be America's momma Grizzly and hunt down socialism with surveyors' marks and SCREW YOU LIBS!

// Track still gets to be a soldier
// so long as he serves with honor, I have nothing bad to say about him
 
2012-08-07 04:44:14 PM  

Citrate1007: Epoch_Zero: One thing the right and left agree on: Sarah Palin should be given a prime speaking slot at the Republican National Conventionall the cancer.

Fark no! She would just use it as an opportunity to be a polical whore regarding health care.


I'm willing to risk it.

Improving Healthcare System
 
2012-08-07 04:45:24 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Citrate1007: Epoch_Zero: One thing the right and left agree on: Sarah Palin should be given a prime speaking slot at the Republican National Conventionall the cancer.

Fark no! She would just use it as an opportunity to be a polical whore regarding health care.

I'm willing to risk it.

Improving Healthcare System


fark it, HTML filters eat it. No one understands greaterthan/lessthan anyhow.
 
2012-08-07 04:45:47 PM  
Oh, my stars and garters, I am so scared of that strong conservative woman. I would be horrified, nay terrified, if she were to give a speech at the RNC. Those dastardly Republicans would never do such a cruel, nasty thing.

*clutches pearls*
*looks for fainting couch*
 
2012-08-07 04:47:02 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Todd can talk about snowmobile racing


Or his ties to anti-American fringe groups interested in breaking up the Union.
 
2012-08-07 04:47:02 PM  
www.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-08-07 04:47:10 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Let ALL the Palins speak.

Todd can talk about snowmobile racing (which gets X-TREEM sports people on board), Willow can give the finger to the crowd, Bristol can lecture everyone about abstinence, and Trapp, Trig, Flapp, Torg, Womp, Bort, Jumpp, Slapp, Pack, Who-Put-The-Bapp-In-The-Bapp-Shoo-Bapp-Bapp, and Jim can talk about how awesome Momma is at bein' a good momma and she can be America's momma Grizzly and hunt down socialism with surveyors' marks and SCREW YOU LIBS!

// Track still gets to be a soldier
// so long as he serves with honor, I have nothing bad to say about him


This is what happens when you let Bill Cosby name your children...
 
2012-08-07 04:47:17 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-07 04:47:50 PM  
why not?

She and Bush's son can do a tax themed song and dance routine then at the end throw patriot pins at the crowd.
 
2012-08-07 04:47:52 PM  
Please do it. And make sure Giuliani does the lead in too.
 
2012-08-07 04:48:09 PM  
How much does the RNC pay its speakers?

They Don't?

Yeah, Sarah's got a thing that night, she'd love to buuuut...
 
2012-08-07 04:48:21 PM  

Epoch_Zero: No one understands greaterthan/lessthan anyhow.


Whaddaya mean? The hungry mouth is open toward the larger portion!
 
2012-08-07 04:48:34 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Let ALL the Palins speak.

Todd can talk about snowmobile racing (which gets X-TREEM sports people on board), Willow can give the finger to the crowd, Bristol can lecture everyone about abstinence, and Trapp, Trig, Flapp, Torg, Womp, Bort, Jumpp, Slapp, Pack, Who-Put-The-Bapp-In-The-Bapp-Shoo-Bapp-Bapp, and Jim can talk about how awesome Momma is at bein' a good momma and she can be America's momma Grizzly and hunt down socialism with surveyors' marks and SCREW YOU LIBS!

// Track still gets to be a soldier
// so long as he serves with honor, I have nothing bad to say about him


Todd Plain is on a reality TV show pretending to be a soldier, so that must count for something.

Stars Earn Stripes
 
2012-08-07 04:49:06 PM  

meat0918: Please do it. And make sure Giuliani does the lead in

drag.

FTFY.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:19 PM  
I went straight from the President Comacho thread in the entertainment tab to this one. They flow together well.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:30 PM  
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2012-08-07 04:51:19 PM  

Magorn: How much does the RNC pay its speakers?

They Don't?

Yeah, Sarah's got a thing that night, she'd love to buuuut...


THIS.

The matriarch of a family of grifters doesn't do shiat for free.
 
2012-08-07 04:51:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Oh God, if she gets a prime-time speaking slot, it's going to EPIC. I mean, the derp will be so fantastic, it will outshine all derp that's ever been derped in the history of derping.


I can see a William Jennings Bryan-esque moment develop before our very eyes once Sarah's on that podium. By the end of that speech everyone there will be frothing at the mouth to have her, not Romney, run for President.

And then the lulz will be epic.
 
2012-08-07 04:52:04 PM  

Magorn: How much does the RNC pay its speakers?

They Don't?

Yeah, Sarah's got a thing that night, she'd love to buuuut...


her speech would be a loss leader for her other higher profit margin derp.
 
2012-08-07 04:53:46 PM  
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2012-08-07 04:54:44 PM  

NateGrey: [www.washingtonpost.com image 342x480]



Glenn Rice ragdolled that shiat.
 
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