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(The Blemish)   Women everywhere must have swooned when Kanye said his new single "Perfect biatch" was about Kim   (theblemish.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, B.J. Novak  
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2012-08-07 04:03:36 PM
Was 'Crazy Biatch' already taken?

Ohh, it was.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:39 PM
A match made in hell, and we will all suffer for it.
 
2012-08-07 06:03:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: Was 'Crazy Biatch' already taken?

Ohh, it was.


If only there was some sort of evidence to prove whether or not she could fit the lyrics in that song. Videographic evidence, perhaps.

\not that I care, the Kardashians are a plague upon society
 
2012-08-07 06:54:52 PM
What a sweet man.
 
2012-08-07 07:00:56 PM
I guess "Dat Ass" would have been too pedestrian a title.....
 
2012-08-07 07:06:40 PM
They really are perfect for each other and its kinda sweet in a bizarro way.
 
2012-08-07 07:07:04 PM
I prefer Tenacious D's song about the large Kardashian.

Sasquatch
 
2012-08-07 07:09:01 PM
Gee......how quaint.
 
2012-08-07 07:10:29 PM
Well, the important thing is strippers now have a new song to dance to and drunken bar whores have another song to scream out "THEES IS MAI JAYYUMM, THEES SAWNGS ABOUT MEEEEE!!!" when it starts playing.

/ got really tired of that every time "Crazy Biatch" came on the speakers.
 
2012-08-07 07:23:14 PM
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2012-08-07 07:24:07 PM
He is a Gay Fish.
 
2012-08-07 07:27:23 PM

rudemix: What a sweet man.


I know, right? Truly a poet of the streets
 
2012-08-07 07:45:20 PM
Sorry Coco has her beat easily.
 
2012-08-07 07:53:41 PM
So he's stealing from Eminem now?
 
2012-08-07 08:05:59 PM
this guy sure is one smooth operator
 
2012-08-07 08:09:44 PM
It's unfortunate that grinding need for celebrity at any cost paired with an abrasive ego that cannot be constrained doesn't produce enough friction to guarantee the largest single instance of spontaneous human combustion ever.

Because I would totally watch that show.
 
2012-08-07 08:37:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: Was 'Crazy Biatch' already taken?

Ohh, it was.


I would have liked that song a lot more if the singer wasn't constantly slurring and they didn't tune down in a lazy attempt to seem "heavier".
 
2012-08-07 08:47:19 PM
Will no one rid us of these troubling Kardashians?
 
2012-08-07 08:53:54 PM
Some women still swoon over Chris Brown, so nothing they do surprises me.
 
2012-08-07 08:57:16 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: scottydoesntknow: Was 'Crazy Biatch' already taken?

Ohh, it was.

I would have liked that song a lot more if the singer wasn't constantly slurring and they didn't tune down in a lazy attempt to seem "heavier".


That's the most bizarre critisism of a pop song I've heard in a long time. And this is in a Kanye thread. WTF do you even mean?
 
2012-08-07 09:14:50 PM
no.talent.bum.
 
HBK
2012-08-07 09:22:18 PM

Hoopy Frood: So he's stealing from Eminem now?


My first thought as well. Or maybe it's Lil' Kim. Or Kim Jong Il. There's really no way to tell. Subby did a shiatty job.
 
2012-08-07 09:43:51 PM
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What a 'Perfect B*tch' might look like
 
2012-08-07 10:01:12 PM
Jesus f'in crutch I truly hope to see these two dance while the rest of the world burns

Anyone who praises these people deserves to truly suck fumes from a raging tail pipe
 
2012-08-07 10:07:32 PM
Nicki Minaj had already put out a song called "Stupid Ho", so there's that.
 
2012-08-07 10:54:51 PM
Can someone tell me what people like about him?
 
2012-08-08 12:07:57 AM

PhiloeBedoe: What a 'Perfect B*tch' might look like


Actually, given the look of that collie, it's probably a male.

/Still miss my collie, eight years later
 
2012-08-08 12:35:40 AM
Does he actually sing on this song or just speak through autotune like always?

/gay fish
 
2012-08-08 02:33:11 AM

Mega Steve: rudemix: What a sweet man.

I know, right? Truly a poet of the streets


If I were a rapper from the late 70s and 80s, I'd make it my life's goal to introduce Kanye West to my Louisville Slugger. Seriously.
 
2012-08-08 02:51:29 AM
Since I don't dare to listen to Kanye('s songs), I bet that song is more of a mockery of Kim.
 
2012-08-08 07:30:23 AM

Spanky McStupid: Will no one rid us of these troubling Kardashians?


I blame OJ
 
2012-08-08 09:24:17 AM

Onkel Buck: Spanky McStupid: Will no one rid us of these troubling Kardashians?

I blame OJ


I blame MTV. They gave us The Real World and completely blew the old ways of actually having to pay someone to be on their show completely out of the water. Don't care if Candid Camera came first, Candid Camera had a host you had to pay. As soon as networks realized people cared about nobodies, they saw the dollar signs.

\OJ, on the other hand, took the sensational trial and made a network out of it. And indirectly gave us Nancy Grace, which makes him an even worse human being if you ask me.
 
2012-08-08 09:29:23 AM
If they spawn, they could actually produce a child so mentally disabled that it could not legally be executed in Texas.

For any child's sake, I hope both are harboring some unexpressed recessive genes.
 
2012-08-08 09:36:29 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: scottydoesntknow: Was 'Crazy Biatch' already taken?

Ohh, it was.

I would have liked that song a lot more if the singer wasn't constantly slurring and they didn't tune down in a lazy attempt to seem "heavier".


They don't tune down. That song is played in standard tuning.
 
2012-08-08 09:56:11 AM
i1.ytimg.com: WTF, Kanye?
 
2012-08-08 10:06:39 AM
I think Kim Kardashian is really attractive, and far from the most annoying "celebrity".
I also really enjoyed "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".

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2012-08-08 11:05:45 AM

Spanky McStupid: Will no one rid us of these troubling Kardashians?


I read this and in my mind it was said by Maggie Smith in full Downton Abbey regalia.
 
2012-08-08 12:08:16 PM
...i respect a woman.. but this biatch is crazy...


(anywhere you wanna go, just take me)(take me)
take me anywhere but here, she's crazy... crazy...


Kimmy Cakes isn't crazy, she's just the product of her mother's golddigging trash ways. That's the only part Pimp Mama Kris had right when she responded to Robert trying to divorce her ass... Kimmy Cakes was negatively effected by all that. It's Kris' fault, though.


/Kim and Kanye are not a real relationship
/neither was Kanye and Amber Rose
//Dr. Donda, you really fked up your son's life when you went under the knife that one last time...
 
2012-08-08 12:11:53 PM

FabulousFreep: Sorry Coco has her beat easily.


Coco is as plastic as Kim, but yeah, Coco seems to have the better personality... and Coco and Ice really seem to love one another. Their exhibitionism seems to be more about getting off on it sexually for each other, more than random attention whoring for the sake of attention whoring.

/missing Kim's old face
//Coco: the only woman with plastic surgery I don't mind seeing naked
 
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