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(AZCentral)   Suspect sought in Chandler stabbing. Could he BE any more dangerous?   (azcentral.com) divider line 73
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2012-08-07 05:07:18 PM
Ms. Chanandler Bong unavailable for comment.
 
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2012-08-07 05:21:20 PM
I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
 
2012-08-07 06:48:10 PM
+1 subby, I larfed.
 
2012-08-07 06:58:06 PM
I think I heard this story...This is, "The One About The Knife".
 
2012-08-07 06:58:09 PM
Fantastic, Subby.
 
2012-08-07 06:59:47 PM
I'm guessing he forgot to use a coaster one too many times and Monica snapped.
 
2012-08-07 07:00:38 PM
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2012-08-07 07:00:45 PM
Nameless assailant, in the apartment complex, with the candlestick?

/It's funny see
//Olde English joke
///It's funny, see?
 
2012-08-07 07:03:04 PM
Dear god, why did I laugh so hard at that?

Well done, Subby!
 
2012-08-07 07:04:16 PM
Ahh...this must be a "Friends" joke.

Terrible waste of TV time, with a few small exceptions.

Wisdom from sitcoms... on the sharing a shower scrubby thing with a roommate : "What's the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash?" (when you take a shower after me)
 
2012-08-07 07:05:26 PM
Bing!

tnaron.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-07 07:09:45 PM
arizona shoutout!

when do we get our own thread?
 
2012-08-07 07:10:18 PM
www.blogcdn.com
I don't talk like that, subby.

thesisquest.files.wordpress.com
oh, you soooo talk like that, dude.

 
2012-08-07 07:10:22 PM
*tag

not thread, we need an arizona tag. i'm on far too much pain medication...
 
2012-08-07 07:11:59 PM
Subby, you son of a biatch. +1
 
2012-08-07 07:12:46 PM
Didn't he move to 15 Yemen Road, Yemen?
 
2012-08-07 07:18:49 PM
Tempe Represent...
 
2012-08-07 07:19:24 PM
I guess I didn't watch Friends often enough to understand the joke, but I'll assume it's hilarious based on the previous replies.
 
2012-08-07 07:20:13 PM

thrgd456: Ahh...this must be a "Friends" joke.

Terrible waste of TV time, with a few small exceptions.

Wisdom from sitcoms... on the sharing a shower scrubby thing with a roommate : "What's the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash?" (when you take a shower after me)


...said Thurgood, sipping his brandy and scowling with his monocled eye.
 
2012-08-07 07:21:21 PM
Oh, the show...I hated that show.

I lived in Arizona too...hated that as well.

Got anything else for me to hate today ;)
 
2012-08-07 07:22:50 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Ms. Chanandler Bong unavailable for comment.


Done in one. Kudos to you.
 
2012-08-07 07:24:12 PM
Ducks or clowns, subby?
 
2012-08-07 07:25:30 PM

Blowmonkey: Got anything else for me to hate today ;)


You can join TF and hate on shiatty porn.
 
2012-08-07 07:26:44 PM
For you, subby.

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 07:30:55 PM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Blowmonkey: Got anything else for me to hate today ;)

You can join TF and hate on shiatty porn.


Wait... we get porn?
 
2012-08-07 07:32:11 PM
Whats with everyone having knives these days! These things need to be regulated. Only Butchers, chef's should have knives. And they should have knife safety training. No one needs to be carrying around a knife without a permit. Too many people are cut and stabbed these days. They should be banned. Along with forks and spoons. For over 100,000 years we ate with our hands, there is no need for anything else. If you need to protect yourself you should have a pointed stick or a curved yellow type fruit.
 
2012-08-07 07:34:47 PM
I don't know Subby, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black!
 
2012-08-07 07:35:46 PM

fusillade762: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Blowmonkey: Got anything else for me to hate today ;)

You can join TF and hate on shiatty porn.

Wait... we get porn?


I know! I pay $5 a month, and I demand results! Or porn.
 
2012-08-07 07:36:07 PM
Ha ha, the name of the city is also the name of some character on a crappy sitcom!
 
2012-08-07 07:42:55 PM
The reporter must also be a big Friends fan, given the number of times that name appears in TFA.
 
2012-08-07 07:43:32 PM
*BING* Thy turkey is done.
 
2012-08-07 07:47:09 PM
Both informative AND exciting! "yawn....."
 
2012-08-07 07:47:18 PM
Since I pulled the plug on TV years ago the only Chandler reference I had was Raymond.
 
2012-08-07 07:47:52 PM

noblewolf: Whats with everyone having knives these days! These things need to be regulated. Only Butchers, chef's should have knives. And they should have knife safety training. No one needs to be carrying around a knife without a permit. Too many people are cut and stabbed these days. They should be banned. Along with forks and spoons. For over 100,000 years we ate with our hands, there is no need for anything else. If you need to protect yourself you should have a pointed stick or a curved yellow type fruit.


*snif* :'(
That was... loverly.
 
2012-08-07 07:48:07 PM

noblewolf: Whats with everyone having knives these days! These things need to be regulated. Only Butchers, chef's should have knives. And they should have knife safety training. No one needs to be carrying around a knife without a permit. Too many people are cut and stabbed these days. They should be banned. Along with forks and spoons. For over 100,000 years we ate with our hands, there is no need for anything else. If you need to protect yourself you should have a pointed stick or a curved yellow type fruit.


That's cool. I was trained in self defense against maniacs wielding bananas and other fruit.
 
2012-08-07 07:48:19 PM
Well done sir, well done.
 
2012-08-07 07:48:35 PM
Friends? Never watched it.
Money? I love it.
Moby Dick? Never read it.
 
2012-08-07 07:52:19 PM
Chandler was the only good thing about Friends.

that and Jennifer Aniston's boobs.


/always thought that Phoebe and Joey would get together. They would've been perfect for each other. *sniff*
 
2012-08-07 07:53:10 PM

thrgd456: Ahh...this must be a "Friends" joke.

Terrible waste of TV time, with a few small exceptions.

Wisdom from sitcoms... on the sharing a shower scrubby thing with a roommate : "What's the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash?" (when you take a shower after me)


No, it wasn't a 'shower scrubby thing'. "It's SOAP! it's self-cleaning!"

pudding7: ThatGuyGreg: Ms. Chanandler Bong unavailable for comment.

Done in one. Kudrows to you.


www.hkb.org.uk
 
2012-08-07 07:54:31 PM

elysive: Ha ha, the name of the city is also the name of some character on a crappy sitcom!


No, it's the fact that the actor that portrayed the character is a one trick pony.
Every character he plays is the same. They may have different backstories, but they all end up in the same place, mentally speaking.
He must be an incredibly nice guy to have screwed up so bad a couple of times, and can only manage a few branches out from the character he can play; and yet the entertainment industry keeps finding projects for him.

Not that I don't like what he does- it can be very funny.
 
2012-08-07 07:56:19 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: Chandler was the only good thing about Friends.

that and Jennifer Aniston's boobs.


/always thought that Phoebe and Joey would get together. They would've been perfect for each other. *sniff*


They did, kinda. When Joey was breaking up with Ursula, he went to see her "one last time" but it was really Phoebs pretending to be her sister.

Besides, their love-child would have been too stupid to breathe and die in minutes.
 
2012-08-07 08:02:00 PM
Murray!
 
2012-08-07 08:03:30 PM
As much as I hated to admit liking anything mainstream in the '90's, the male half of the Friends ensemble was legitimately hilarious. The leather pants phone scene in the bathroom is my all-time favorite sitcom moment.
 
2012-08-07 08:06:37 PM
Like so many other people in this thread, I hated that show.

Which, I guess, is why that show was so brief in duration, and had such crappy ratings.
 
2012-08-07 08:11:40 PM

frostus: noblewolf: Whats with everyone having knives these days! These things need to be regulated. Only Butchers, chef's should have knives. And they should have knife safety training. No one needs to be carrying around a knife without a permit. Too many people are cut and stabbed these days. They should be banned. Along with forks and spoons. For over 100,000 years we ate with our hands, there is no need for anything else. If you need to protect yourself you should have a pointed stick or a curved yellow type fruit.

That's cool. I was trained in self defense against maniacs wielding bananas and other fruit.


AND mangoes in syrup.
 
2012-08-07 08:15:02 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: Chandler was the only good thing about Friends.

that and Jennifer Aniston's boobs.


/always thought that Phoebe and Joey would get together. They would've been perfect for each other. *sniff*


Remember the one where she was wearing the tight, white T-shirt with the Swiss cross on the front? Wanted to go alpining.
 
2012-08-07 08:22:03 PM

SevenizGud: Like so many other people in this thread, I hated that show.

Which, I guess, is why that show was so brief in duration, and had such crappy ratings.


How many seasons has American Idol run?
 
2012-08-07 08:25:29 PM

Elzar: [6.mshcdn.com image 500x306]


That's, uh, that's something, alright.
 
2012-08-07 08:27:26 PM

Stephen_Falken: Money? I love it.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Me, too. Awesome book.
 
2012-08-07 08:28:18 PM

SevenizGud: Like so many other people in this thread, I hated that show.
Which, I guess, is why that show was so brief in duration, and had such crappy ratings.


I enjoyed watching it in syndication. It was a good way to kill the half hour between getting home from work and cooking dinner.
 
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