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(WTSP)   Tired of showing up on toast and in grilled cheese, Jesus, who looks a lot like Jerry Garcia, decides to make an appearance in Texas on a burrito   (wtsp.com) divider line 26
    More: Spiffy, Jerry Garcia, Jesus Christ, Texas, god, flour tortilla  
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2012-08-07 05:07:46 PM  
7 votes:
www.webdemons.com

Hello. My name is Inigo Burrito. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
2012-08-07 04:27:51 PM  
5 votes:
So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?
2012-08-07 05:23:18 PM  
3 votes:
www.webdemons.com4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-07 03:45:59 PM  
3 votes:
Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

download.gannett.edgesuite.net
2012-08-07 07:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
i1171.photobucket.com
2012-08-07 06:33:42 PM  
2 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-08-07 05:39:47 PM  
2 votes:

probesport: MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.

Scissor can be a verb though.


"Pant" can be a verb, too. Usually it is closely related to the verb "scissor."
2012-08-07 05:27:46 PM  
2 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2012-08-07 04:56:03 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-07 04:04:41 PM  
2 votes:
Then again, it could be Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson.

i2.listal.com

Or a Wookie.

www.odailon.blogger.com.br
2012-08-07 05:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

Bondith: Then what's a fajita?


an inauthentic "mexican" food invented by corporate mexican restaurants in the late 80s / early 90s.


gunga galunga: Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc.


skirt steak has been part of mexican food for hundreds of years. but the "fajita", that's b.s. It is good, but is b.s.


gunga galunga: A grilled taco with meat but no cheese is a grilled taco.


The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no holes is a danish. Funny guy, Basho.
2012-08-07 05:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
MBooda
Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)

What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado


He can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few torts in his time.

/couldn't find anything to rhyme with 'shops
2012-08-07 05:39:55 PM  
1 votes:

MBooda: Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)

What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado


Objection

Calls for speculation
2012-08-07 05:38:23 PM  
1 votes:

Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)


What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado
2012-08-07 05:35:01 PM  
1 votes:

gunga galunga: Osomatic: Dammit, people, it's not a burrito, it's a breakfast taco, apparently a Texas specialty.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what the hell is the difference. It's just a small breakfast burrito." Well NO, no it's not! It's different somehow, and I'm sure somebody from Texas or somebody who has eaten one of these things could explain exactly in what way it's different.

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.


unrealitymag.com
Don't you go wasting that burrito.
2012-08-07 04:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
potomac9499.files.wordpress.com
/looks more like the boggy creek monster
2012-08-07 04:45:50 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


I just know I'm not the only one who first read this as "recognize things that look like human feces".

Because I gotta say, that spot looks more like a turd than some dead Jewish hippie.
2012-08-07 04:44:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.sportressofblogitude.com
2012-08-07 04:38:39 PM  
1 votes:
God, not Jesus, looks like Jerry Garcia.

www.carseywerner.net
2012-08-07 04:37:58 PM  
1 votes:
www.wtsp.com

Hmm, apparently the female of the Oompa-Loompa species can sometimes be found with white hair.
2012-08-07 04:33:54 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]



This is far more important than tfa.

www.wtsp.com

You said you would call me when you got home. You said you loved me. Who is she? I killed your dog.
2012-08-07 04:27:50 PM  
1 votes:
I'll admit it. Sometimes the day after I eat a burrito, I call for God to end my suffering.
2012-08-07 04:26:42 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]


Jesus Christ slamdancing on a burrito!
2012-08-07 04:14:14 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe it's the Guy on a Buffalo:

theawesomer.com

Link
2012-08-07 04:05:02 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the best Jesus can do now? Appear on grilled cheese and a burrito? This is the man who used to cure disease and bring people back from the dead. How the mighty have fallen.
2012-08-07 03:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
img98.imageshack.us

American Taliban burrito.
 
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