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(WTSP)   Tired of showing up on toast and in grilled cheese, Jesus, who looks a lot like Jerry Garcia, decides to make an appearance in Texas on a burrito   (wtsp.com) divider line 139
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2012-08-07 03:28:37 PM
Heyseus Pinche Christo... these people are dipshiats - Jesus looks way too brown on that burrito. We all know he was white upper middle class.

/ Must be Jesus because science can't explain that
 
2012-08-07 03:45:59 PM
Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

download.gannett.edgesuite.net
 
2012-08-07 03:46:00 PM
img98.imageshack.us

American Taliban burrito.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:18 PM
Oh Jeez Louise.

How stupid can one be? The image is obviously that of Jim Morrison.

i49.tinypic.com

www.beertripper.com
 
2012-08-07 04:04:24 PM
 
2012-08-07 04:04:41 PM
Then again, it could be Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson.

i2.listal.com

Or a Wookie.

www.odailon.blogger.com.br
 
2012-08-07 04:05:02 PM
Is this the best Jesus can do now? Appear on grilled cheese and a burrito? This is the man who used to cure disease and bring people back from the dead. How the mighty have fallen.
 
2012-08-07 04:14:14 PM
Maybe it's the Guy on a Buffalo:

theawesomer.com

Link
 
2012-08-07 04:26:42 PM

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]


Jesus Christ slamdancing on a burrito!
 
2012-08-07 04:27:01 PM
It looks like Admiral Ackbar to me.
 
2012-08-07 04:27:50 PM
I'll admit it. Sometimes the day after I eat a burrito, I call for God to end my suffering.
 
2012-08-07 04:27:51 PM
So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?
 
2012-08-07 04:28:48 PM

the money is in the banana stand: So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?


He did rise after 3 days. Am I right?
 
2012-08-07 04:30:55 PM
I have a Magilla Gorilla tortilla.

It's a blue corn tortilla, though, not flour.
 
2012-08-07 04:31:23 PM
I swear that last fart sounded like it said "Bless you, my son"! Communion burritos are awesome!
 
2012-08-07 04:31:25 PM
www.filmjackets.com
 
2012-08-07 04:32:46 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 04:32:51 PM

Lorelle: Oh Jeez Louise.

How stupid can one be? The image is obviously that of Jim Morrison.

[i49.tinypic.com image 265x318]

[www.beertripper.com image 298x350]


More like Rob Zombie.
 
2012-08-07 04:32:54 PM
pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.
 
2012-08-07 04:33:18 PM
How, exactly , does one show up in grilled cheese?
 
2012-08-07 04:33:54 PM

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]



This is far more important than tfa.

www.wtsp.com

You said you would call me when you got home. You said you loved me. Who is she? I killed your dog.
 
2012-08-07 04:34:47 PM

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


Which, coincidentally, is the topic of an earlier thread. I've learned so much today!
 
2012-08-07 04:35:22 PM

tetsoushima: Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]


This is far more important than tfa.

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

You said you would call me when you got home. You said you loved me. Who is she? I killed your dog.


I dated her. Stop the hurt.
 
2012-08-07 04:35:29 PM
I saw Chewbacca. So I was glad to see another wookie reference in the thread.

And I totally agree about the chick up there at the top of the thread. I wonder what she did...
 
2012-08-07 04:36:08 PM
You're all blasphemers and heretics. It's clearly Willy Nelson.
 
2012-08-07 04:37:58 PM
www.wtsp.com

Hmm, apparently the female of the Oompa-Loompa species can sometimes be found with white hair.
 
2012-08-07 04:38:39 PM
God, not Jesus, looks like Jerry Garcia.

www.carseywerner.net
 
2012-08-07 04:39:06 PM

Nabb1: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

Hmm, apparently the female of the Oompa-Loompa species can sometimes be found with white hair.


Or, Oompa Loompas CAN go Super Saiyan.
 
2012-08-07 04:40:43 PM
The daycare's motto is adding to the buzz and may be why so many at La Amistad Adult Daycare believe it's not just a burnt tortilla: "Serving humanity to honor God."

Don't go to that daycare... it's a... it's a cookbook!
 
2012-08-07 04:41:40 PM
That looks more like Bob Marley.
 
2012-08-07 04:41:55 PM
clearly it's Bob Marley
 
2012-08-07 04:44:06 PM
www.sportressofblogitude.com
 
2012-08-07 04:45:11 PM
Who the hell doesn't eat their burritos? I mean, if it was a nasty gas station one, I can see, but if I'm hungry and have a great burrito I don't care what image is on it.
 
2012-08-07 04:45:50 PM

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


I just know I'm not the only one who first read this as "recognize things that look like human feces".

Because I gotta say, that spot looks more like a turd than some dead Jewish hippie.
 
2012-08-07 04:47:02 PM
If I was the son of god I think I could find something other then a burrito to show up on
 
2012-08-07 04:47:29 PM
If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?
 
2012-08-07 04:48:44 PM
It's LeChuck!!
 
2012-08-07 04:48:44 PM

neversubmit: If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?


I would sell it on ebay.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:32 PM
I'm looking for an image of Will Ferrell on SNL where he's the new ager in a hot tub. Help?
 
2012-08-07 04:50:47 PM

malaktaus: neversubmit: If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?

I would sell it on ebay.


And someone would buy it.
 
2012-08-07 04:51:59 PM

HaywoodJablonski: I'm looking for an image of Will Ferrell on SNL where he's the new ager in a hot tub. Help?


Got it.

xfinity.comcast.net
 
2012-08-07 04:52:24 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: If I was the son of god I think I could find something other then a burrito to show up on


Mexicans love seeing Jesus in tortillas. Call me racist if you like. Hell, I probably am. But I've spent most of my life in the Rio Grande Valley, which is 75% hispanic. And somebody seeing Jesus in a tortilla (or on a rusted water tower, on in water damage on the side of a building) was not that uncommon.
 
2012-08-07 04:53:51 PM
potomac9499.files.wordpress.com
/looks more like the boggy creek monster
 
2012-08-07 04:54:09 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-07 04:54:21 PM

dryknife: I have a Magilla Gorilla tortilla.


is it for sale?

 
2012-08-07 04:56:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 04:56:22 PM
neversubmit
If you looked into a toilet and saw an image the face of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?

Yeah, 'cause it would mean someone had swirlied the janitor.

/altered your quote to set up the punchline better
 
2012-08-07 04:56:44 PM
I see this guy

www.iguanadons.net
 
2012-08-07 05:05:26 PM
But would a computer see it?
 
2012-08-07 05:06:54 PM

Nabb1: Maybe it's the Guy on a Buffalo:

[theawesomer.com image 300x250]

Link


I love you. I snicker like a school girl whenever I watch those episodes.
 
2012-08-07 05:07:46 PM
www.webdemons.com

Hello. My name is Inigo Burrito. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
 
2012-08-07 05:08:35 PM
Jesus looks delicious and will mold if he's not eaten soon.
 
2012-08-07 05:11:03 PM
www.wtsp.com

"Dude what do you want me to say? How could I have known? It's not like she looked crazy."
 
2012-08-07 05:13:27 PM

ms_lara_croft: Is this the best Jesus can do now? Appear on grilled cheese and a burrito? This is the man who used to cure disease and bring people back from the dead. How the mighty have fallen.


Yeah! What happened, Jesus? You used to be way cool.
 
2012-08-07 05:13:47 PM
www.fullinbloommusic.com
 
2012-08-07 05:14:30 PM
Dammit, people, it's not a burrito, it's a breakfast taco, apparently a Texas specialty.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what the hell is the difference. It's just a small breakfast burrito." Well NO, no it's not! It's different somehow, and I'm sure somebody from Texas or somebody who has eaten one of these things could explain exactly in what way it's different.
 
2012-08-07 05:14:49 PM
I saw Satan in a bacon, cheese and jalepeno omelette; I was at Waffle House, though, so it is not really unusual or interesting.
 
2012-08-07 05:23:18 PM
www.webdemons.com4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-07 05:23:59 PM
www.wtsp.com

Yes, yes it is.
 
2012-08-07 05:25:04 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-07 05:26:12 PM

Osomatic: Dammit, people, it's not a burrito, it's a breakfast taco, apparently a Texas specialty.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what the hell is the difference. It's just a small breakfast burrito." Well NO, no it's not! It's different somehow, and I'm sure somebody from Texas or somebody who has eaten one of these things could explain exactly in what way it's different.


Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.
 
2012-08-07 05:27:46 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 05:28:26 PM
I'll see your Jesus and raise you one Galileo in a headlock.

Reminds me of the old Civ III ad with Gandhi throttling Lincoln.
 
2012-08-07 05:29:45 PM
www.iguanadons.netwww.fullinbloommusic.com

Same guy, isn't it?
 
2012-08-07 05:30:50 PM
gunga galunga

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.


Then what's a fajita? And what if you grill a taco that has no cheese in it? Does it become a noquesadilla?
 
2012-08-07 05:33:50 PM

Bondith: Then what's a fajita?


There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.
 
2012-08-07 05:34:02 PM
So he has time to show up on your food, but can't be bothered to feed the hungry, etc.?

Also

That's not Jesus; that's Bob Marley.
 
2012-08-07 05:34:46 PM

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


Yeah! I learned that earlier also. I see three faces at the same time cascading down from top-left. " Jesus" at the top, Jerry Garcia (wearing glasses) and Jim Morrison at the bottom. Like a cheesy high school kid's painting.
 
2012-08-07 05:35:01 PM

gunga galunga: Osomatic: Dammit, people, it's not a burrito, it's a breakfast taco, apparently a Texas specialty.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what the hell is the difference. It's just a small breakfast burrito." Well NO, no it's not! It's different somehow, and I'm sure somebody from Texas or somebody who has eaten one of these things could explain exactly in what way it's different.

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.


unrealitymag.com
Don't you go wasting that burrito.
 
2012-08-07 05:35:40 PM
"from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)
It looks fake, it was mostly raw and the burn patern is controlled
 
2012-08-07 05:37:43 PM

MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.


Scissor can be a verb though.
 
2012-08-07 05:38:23 PM

Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)


What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado
 
2012-08-07 05:39:47 PM

probesport: MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.

Scissor can be a verb though.


"Pant" can be a verb, too. Usually it is closely related to the verb "scissor."
 
2012-08-07 05:39:55 PM

MBooda: Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)

What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado


Objection

Calls for speculation
 
2012-08-07 05:43:33 PM
MBooda
Bocasio: "from my knowledge of tortillas" (i said it)

What are you, a tortilla lawyer?

/that would make you an avocado


He can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few torts in his time.

/couldn't find anything to rhyme with 'shops
 
2012-08-07 05:45:10 PM

Bondith: gunga galunga

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.

Then what's a fajita? And what if you grill a taco that has no cheese in it? Does it become a noquesadilla?


Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc. A fajita taco is just that, a taco with fajita meat. The concept of the "fajita platter" where they bring out the skillet with the fajita strips and the onions and peppers is more Mexican-American. But even then, you're still eating tacos. It's that you assemble it yourself is all.

A grilled taco with meat but no cheese is a grilled taco. You do need cheese to make it a quesadilla, hence the "quesa". Leave off the meat, it's still a quesadilla.
 
2012-08-07 05:46:38 PM
i.usatoday.net

Hare Krishna.
 
2012-08-07 05:46:53 PM

Bondith: gunga galunga

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.

Then what's a fajita? And what if you grill a taco that has no cheese in it? Does it become a noquesadilla?


reminds me of a Mad TV skit where new guy behind the counter at a Mexican fast food joint just rips apart every customer for not pronouncing item names correctly, as well as some of the food names being incorrect to begin with.
 
2012-08-07 05:48:11 PM

MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.


It's singular in the adjectival sense, as in fajita meat.

And to amend my earlier post, a taco with fajita meat is often referred to as "taco al carbon".
 
2012-08-07 05:48:40 PM
cathleenfalsani.files.wordpress.com

/Lo, he doth abideth.
 
2012-08-07 05:50:18 PM

Bondith: Then what's a fajita?


an inauthentic "mexican" food invented by corporate mexican restaurants in the late 80s / early 90s.


gunga galunga: Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc.


skirt steak has been part of mexican food for hundreds of years. but the "fajita", that's b.s. It is good, but is b.s.


gunga galunga: A grilled taco with meat but no cheese is a grilled taco.


The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no holes is a danish. Funny guy, Basho.
 
2012-08-07 05:56:26 PM
gunga galunga
Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc. A fajita taco is just that, a taco with fajita meat. The concept of the "fajita platter" where they bring out the skillet with the fajita strips and the onions and peppers is more Mexican-American. But even then, you're still eating tacos. It's that you assemble it yourself is all.

I roll mine into a tube. Does that make it a fajita burrito? What if I leave the beans out?

/this is getting too complicated
 
2012-08-07 05:56:30 PM

KrispyKritter: Bondith: gunga galunga

Tacos are folded in half, and if you grill them, they become a quesadilla. Burritos are wrapped into a tube and has beans, usually refried. Now if you deep fry that puppy, baby, you got a chimichanga going.

Then what's a fajita? And what if you grill a taco that has no cheese in it? Does it become a noquesadilla?

reminds me of a Mad TV skit where new guy behind the counter at a Mexican fast food joint just rips apart every customer for not pronouncing item names correctly, as well as some of the food names being incorrect to begin with.


Ever see the SNL "Enchilada" skit with Jimmy Smits?
 
2012-08-07 05:57:26 PM
Wooahh--hooa what I want to know-ho-ho,

is black of refried.
 
2012-08-07 06:01:34 PM
Looks like Jerry alright.
 
2012-08-07 06:05:19 PM

rickythepenguin: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

an inauthentic "mexican" food invented by corporate mexican restaurants in the late 80s / early 90s.


gunga galunga: Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc.

skirt steak has been part of mexican food for hundreds of years. but the "fajita", that's b.s. It is good, but is b.s.


I grew up close to the border. Fajitas were a popular staple in both countries well before then. But of course Mexican restaurants in border towns are going co-opt the Americanized takes on their cuisine.

gunga galunga: A grilled taco with meat but no cheese is a grilled taco.

The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no holes is a danish. Funny guy, Basho.


Yeah, but on his death bed, is he going to receive total consciousness?
 
2012-08-07 06:07:10 PM
some places He has appeared to me
i26.photobucket.com
Sharp creases are next to Godliness

i26.photobucket.com
Living in my ottoman
 
2012-08-07 06:07:22 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: More interested in the Naughty School Girl slideshow below - pre-deslided!


You are a gentleman and a scholar

/my bunk
//I'll be in it
 
2012-08-07 06:09:30 PM
i always study my food before i eat it. i roll that burrito over and over peering closely through my loupe.
 
2012-08-07 06:13:24 PM

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:


Somehow a chin dimple ~ adam's apple.
 
2012-08-07 06:14:47 PM
www.rtvchannel.tv
 
2012-08-07 06:14:51 PM
Looks more like Thor getting ready to throw his hammer at me for devouring him.
 
2012-08-07 06:19:35 PM

gunga galunga: I grew up close to the border. Fajitas were a popular staple in both countries well before then.


so do I.....the little holes-in-the-wall mom and pops still don't "do" fajitas. it is your Chili's, Applebees, etc. of the world. in my opinion. i'm not hating. i love fajitas. it just isn't authentic. we can disagree, no worries.


gunga galunga: Yeah, but on his death bed, is he going to receive total consciousness?


Hey Lama. How about a little somthin'? You know. For the loop?
 
2012-08-07 06:19:41 PM

SomethingToDo: ms_lara_croft: Is this the best Jesus can do now? Appear on grilled cheese and a burrito? This is the man who used to cure disease and bring people back from the dead. How the mighty have fallen.

Yeah! What happened, Jesus? You used to be way cool.


Seriously. If I were God, I'd show up somewhere IN PERSON and juggle chainsaws, pigs, and make free bacon for everyone.
 
2012-08-07 06:22:22 PM

rickythepenguin: Hey Lama. How about a little somthin'? You know. For the loop?



i forget the specifics -- i guess i could google it -- if i recall the urban legend, the "playing through spackler's shack" scene was largely improvised and was supposedly the first time they'd worked together since their fistfight at an SNL party. There was supposedly a lot of tension in the filming of that scene. i think i read that in the "SNL Oral History" book.
 
2012-08-07 06:27:56 PM

BeezyBates: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

"Dude what do you want me to say? How could I have known? It's not like she looked crazy."


She does have that "I carved your name into my leg" look, don't she?
 
2012-08-07 06:30:43 PM
Look out Egger Lee!

/got nada
 
2012-08-07 06:32:24 PM

MaliFinn: [i208.photobucket.com image 433x345]


Came for this - left with a nod & a grin
 
2012-08-07 06:33:42 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-07 06:36:29 PM

MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor.


But what about short? As in a short is a type of pant?
 
2012-08-07 06:38:58 PM
You guys are so mean! How dare you offer a logical assessment of a supernatural claim? Sure, maybe it seems crazy that people believe that Jesus touched their burrito. Other people believe that Jesus was born to a virgin instead of a young unmarried woman who didn't want to fess up to doing it. Still others believe that Xenu blew up souls in Teegeeack's volcanoes. Some folks believe magic underwear will protect them from harm. Lots of people believe that Muhammad flew into space on a horse.

Come on; it's not as if all supernatural claims are stupid!
 
2012-08-07 06:44:59 PM

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: Hey Lama. How about a little somthin'? You know. For the loop?


i forget the specifics -- i guess i could google it -- if i recall the urban legend, the "playing through spackler's shack" scene was largely improvised and was supposedly the first time they'd worked together since their fistfight at an SNL party. There was supposedly a lot of tension in the filming of that scene. i think i read that in the "SNL Oral History" book.


IIRC, they had settled their differences well before then. Their scuffle was broken up before it came to blows. Lucky for Chevy it did. Bill grew up in a tough part of Chicago. He would have kicked Chevy's ass.

And yes, the scene was improvised. Harlod Ramis thought it would seem odd if there wasn't at least one scene with Bill and Chevy, so they threw it in at the last moment.
 
2012-08-07 06:47:37 PM
Jesus is on my taco,
And He smells like refried beans.
Jesus is on my taco.
And he smells like refried beans. Hey yah.

/appologies to ZZ Top
 
2012-08-07 06:55:54 PM
i49.tinypic.comspockvideo.com
 
2012-08-07 06:57:24 PM

the money is in the banana stand: So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?


...and we have a winnar.
 
2012-08-07 06:57:39 PM

gimmegimme: You guys are so mean! How dare you offer a logical assessment of a supernatural claim? Sure, maybe it seems crazy that people believe that Jesus touched their burrito. Other people believe that Jesus was born to a virgin instead of a young unmarried woman who didn't want to fess up to doing it. Still others believe that Xenu blew up souls in Teegeeack's volcanoes. Some folks believe magic underwear will protect them from harm. Lots of people believe that Muhammad flew into space on a horse.

Come on; it's not as if all supernatural claims are stupid!


The Jesus gave us burritos, nachos, toast and bacon; I need no other proof.
 
2012-08-07 07:11:55 PM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 07:13:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 07:43:45 PM
probesport

"MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor."

Scissor can be a verb though.


So can pant.
 
2012-08-07 07:45:07 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x374]


Took me a minute, thought it was goaste at first..
 
2012-08-07 07:46:13 PM
For Rodriguez, this has especially touched her heart. She has been going through some turbulent times and said that the night before the discovery she had prayed to God for a sign.

Well im sure all of her problems just miraculously solved themselves..... oh, wait...
 
2012-08-07 07:55:40 PM
tetsoushima

"probesport: MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor."

Scissor can be a verb though.

"Pant" can be a verb, too. Usually it is closely related to the verb "scissor."


Oh sure, NOW I see it... * sigh *

/never seem to get there first
 
2012-08-07 07:59:11 PM

neednap: probesport

"MBooda: Bondith: Then what's a fajita?

There's no singular of "fajitas". It's like pant or scissor."

Scissor can be a verb though.

So can pant.


Huevo ranchero?
 
2012-08-07 08:07:43 PM
relevant

Judging by his appearances, he sure seems to like getting toasted.

/mmm, sacrilicious
 
2012-08-07 08:10:03 PM
www.worldblackbelt.com

He's not that tough, some little Chinese dude messed him up good.
 
2012-08-07 08:13:32 PM
Or maybe a pirate...

www.appscout.com
 
2012-08-07 08:14:10 PM
Finally, a real person shows up on food. What's next? ALIVE people showing up on bark and concrete? Dought it.
 
2012-08-07 08:22:08 PM
Below "Jesus" I think I see Ironman with a mustache, staring down and to the right.

Everyone's hair looks full, also. I wonder what conditioner they used.
 
2012-08-07 08:29:18 PM

big pig peaches: Lorelle: Oh Jeez Louise.

How stupid can one be? The image is obviously that of Jim Morrison.

[i49.tinypic.com image 265x318]

[www.beertripper.com image 298x350]

More like Rob Zombie.



Agreed, Zombie


blog.gamesdaypodcast.com
 
2012-08-07 08:30:33 PM
Eh. I'm going with Jim Morrison. He died fat, hairy, and craving a burrito. Now he shows up on them with an expression that demonstrates his torment at no longer being able to consume them. Poor Jim.
 
2012-08-07 08:36:16 PM

Bondith: gunga galunga
Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc. A fajita taco is just that, a taco with fajita meat. The concept of the "fajita platter" where they bring out the skillet with the fajita strips and the onions and peppers is more Mexican-American. But even then, you're still eating tacos. It's that you assemble it yourself is all.

I roll mine into a tube. Does that make it a fajita burrito? What if I leave the beans out?

/this is getting too complicated


Burritos are made with flour tortillas and usually covered in sauce of some sort. Tacos can be flour or corn tortilla, tend to be smaller, and usually don't come covered in a sauce. Both burritos and soft tacos have the folded end so the fillings don't fall out whereas crispy tacos are just folded in half.
And fajitas have been traditional food for the Hispanics around here since well before I was born. Skirt steak is cheap and with tortillas, beans and other fillings you can feed a lot of folks for little money--so it worked well for new immigrants a few generations ago cuz nobody was gonna fight them for that piece of meat. Has been around a lot longer than the '80s.
 
2012-08-07 08:38:30 PM
simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-07 08:39:53 PM
i49.tinypic.comi2.listal.com
 
2012-08-07 08:44:55 PM

StoPPeRmobile: [i49.tinypic.com image 265x318][spockvideo.com image 200x246]


Yep, that is who I saw also..

Now about those mug shots... I think a majority of them would definitely pass muster for the fist of an angry god.

Those sexy dancing women. If you scroll fast enough it looks like their in motion dancing..
 
2012-08-07 08:45:08 PM
I wonder it it's the sharpie fumes that cause these people to see jesus in so many things.
/2 reasons to keep them separated
//only kind of kidding
///cultural thing, not a racist thing
////like shyness in japan is taken to an extreme
 
2012-08-07 08:45:26 PM
am I the only one who really see Jesus hugging Obama in that?
 
2012-08-07 08:45:38 PM
Median IQ in Texas?
61. Though some would like to raise it to 70.
 
2012-08-07 11:46:49 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: If I was the son of god I think I could find something other then a burrito to show up on


A fish taco would be more appropriate...
 
2012-08-07 11:47:19 PM

Rich Cream: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x174]


Not sure if Nyan Cat or cancer.
 
2012-08-07 11:52:53 PM

Deedeemarz: Burritos are made with flour tortillas and usually covered in sauce of some sort


No
 
2012-08-08 12:07:33 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Median IQ in Texas?
61. Though some would like to raise it to 70.


Texas just seems so silly and odd!!
 
2012-08-08 12:08:45 AM
It looks to me like Jesus has Judas Iscariot in a headlock. Or maybe it's Jesus and His Belovèd Disciple John "horsing around".

Mmmmm... sex or violence? Tough call.

Any way, I thought the BVM had a lock on the taco franchise. Is this a special cross-marketing campaign?

Whatever happened to Jesus Christ on a Popsicle(TM) stick? Copyright problems, I'll bet.
 
2012-08-08 12:14:34 AM

Rich Cream: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x174]


upload.wikimedia.org

I looks sort of like one of those googley-eyed goldfish to me, but if I were you, I'd get that to the doctor ASAP cause it ain't Pisces, it's Cancer, man!

Could be a big fluffy Persian cat too. Faces in clouds, faces in clouds.
 
2012-08-08 12:38:31 AM
i49.tinypic.comi.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-08 12:47:18 AM

Deedeemarz: Bondith: gunga galunga
Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc. A fajita taco is just that, a taco with fajita meat. The concept of the "fajita platter" where they bring out the skillet with the fajita strips and the onions and peppers is more Mexican-American. But even then, you're still eating tacos. It's that you assemble it yourself is all.

I roll mine into a tube. Does that make it a fajita burrito? What if I leave the beans out?

/this is getting too complicated

Burritos are made with flour tortillas and usually covered in sauce of some sort. Tacos can be flour or corn tortilla, tend to be smaller, and usually don't come covered in a sauce. Both burritos and soft tacos have the folded end so the fillings don't fall out whereas crispy tacos are just folded in half.
And fajitas have been traditional food for the Hispanics around here since well before I was born. Skirt steak is cheap and with tortillas, beans and other fillings you can feed a lot of folks for little money--so it worked well for new immigrants a few generations ago cuz nobody was gonna fight them for that piece of meat. Has been around a lot longer than the '80s.


Only in Texas!
 
2012-08-08 04:48:06 AM

Linkster: Deedeemarz: Bondith: gunga galunga
Fajita meat is marinated and grilled skirt steak, which is very popular in tacos, tortas, chalupas, etc. A fajita taco is just that, a taco with fajita meat. The concept of the "fajita platter" where they bring out the skillet with the fajita strips and the onions and peppers is more Mexican-American. But even then, you're still eating tacos. It's that you assemble it yourself is all.

I roll mine into a tube. Does that make it a fajita burrito? What if I leave the beans out?

/this is getting too complicated

Burritos are made with flour tortillas and usually covered in sauce of some sort. Tacos can be flour or corn tortilla, tend to be smaller, and usually don't come covered in a sauce. Both burritos and soft tacos have the folded end so the fillings don't fall out whereas crispy tacos are just folded in half.
And fajitas have been traditional food for the Hispanics around here since well before I was born. Skirt steak is cheap and with tortillas, beans and other fillings you can feed a lot of folks for little money--so it worked well for new immigrants a few generations ago cuz nobody was gonna fight them for that piece of meat. Has been around a lot longer than the '80s.

Only in Texas!

Isn't it enchiladas that are covered in sauce?
 
2012-08-08 09:57:07 AM
Why does Jesus only appear to Mexicans?


download.gannett.edgesuite.net
"I know where penis goes."

/I'd hit it like an adopted black baby.
 
2012-08-08 10:48:11 AM
what most of us call Mexican food has been adopted and changed by Americans and immigrants varying by regional tastes (California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas) then when it migrates further north it really gets funky. I used to joke that the school lunches I was served were all soy product but went by differnt names and colors. Kind of similar for shape-shifter "Mexican" food here in the US: It's some combination of tortillas, beans, meat,cheese, and sauce. It's all the same , but it appears in various forms and names. Pick your favorite.
 
2012-08-08 12:36:40 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
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