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(WTSP)   Tired of showing up on toast and in grilled cheese, Jesus, who looks a lot like Jerry Garcia, decides to make an appearance in Texas on a burrito   (wtsp.com) divider line 139
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2012-08-07 03:28:37 PM  
Heyseus Pinche Christo... these people are dipshiats - Jesus looks way too brown on that burrito. We all know he was white upper middle class.

/ Must be Jesus because science can't explain that
 
2012-08-07 03:45:59 PM  
Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

download.gannett.edgesuite.net
 
2012-08-07 03:46:00 PM  
img98.imageshack.us

American Taliban burrito.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:18 PM  
Oh Jeez Louise.

How stupid can one be? The image is obviously that of Jim Morrison.

i49.tinypic.com

www.beertripper.com
 
2012-08-07 04:04:24 PM  
 
2012-08-07 04:04:41 PM  
Then again, it could be Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson.

i2.listal.com

Or a Wookie.

www.odailon.blogger.com.br
 
2012-08-07 04:05:02 PM  
Is this the best Jesus can do now? Appear on grilled cheese and a burrito? This is the man who used to cure disease and bring people back from the dead. How the mighty have fallen.
 
2012-08-07 04:14:14 PM  
Maybe it's the Guy on a Buffalo:

theawesomer.com

Link
 
2012-08-07 04:26:42 PM  

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]


Jesus Christ slamdancing on a burrito!
 
2012-08-07 04:27:01 PM  
It looks like Admiral Ackbar to me.
 
2012-08-07 04:27:50 PM  
I'll admit it. Sometimes the day after I eat a burrito, I call for God to end my suffering.
 
2012-08-07 04:27:51 PM  
So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?
 
2012-08-07 04:28:48 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: So if you ate that then pooped, would it be a Holy Shiat?


He did rise after 3 days. Am I right?
 
2012-08-07 04:30:55 PM  
I have a Magilla Gorilla tortilla.

It's a blue corn tortilla, though, not flour.
 
2012-08-07 04:31:23 PM  
I swear that last fart sounded like it said "Bless you, my son"! Communion burritos are awesome!
 
2012-08-07 04:31:25 PM  
www.filmjackets.com
 
2012-08-07 04:32:46 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 04:32:51 PM  

Lorelle: Oh Jeez Louise.

How stupid can one be? The image is obviously that of Jim Morrison.

[i49.tinypic.com image 265x318]

[www.beertripper.com image 298x350]


More like Rob Zombie.
 
2012-08-07 04:32:54 PM  
pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.
 
2012-08-07 04:33:18 PM  
How, exactly , does one show up in grilled cheese?
 
2012-08-07 04:33:54 PM  

Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]



This is far more important than tfa.

www.wtsp.com

You said you would call me when you got home. You said you loved me. Who is she? I killed your dog.
 
2012-08-07 04:34:47 PM  

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


Which, coincidentally, is the topic of an earlier thread. I've learned so much today!
 
2012-08-07 04:35:22 PM  

tetsoushima: Nabb1: Too heck with the Tortilla of Nazareth. Let's talk about this chick from the mugshot on that page:

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 384x480]


This is far more important than tfa.

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

You said you would call me when you got home. You said you loved me. Who is she? I killed your dog.


I dated her. Stop the hurt.
 
2012-08-07 04:35:29 PM  
I saw Chewbacca. So I was glad to see another wookie reference in the thread.

And I totally agree about the chick up there at the top of the thread. I wonder what she did...
 
2012-08-07 04:36:08 PM  
You're all blasphemers and heretics. It's clearly Willy Nelson.
 
2012-08-07 04:37:58 PM  
www.wtsp.com

Hmm, apparently the female of the Oompa-Loompa species can sometimes be found with white hair.
 
2012-08-07 04:38:39 PM  
God, not Jesus, looks like Jerry Garcia.

www.carseywerner.net
 
2012-08-07 04:39:06 PM  

Nabb1: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

Hmm, apparently the female of the Oompa-Loompa species can sometimes be found with white hair.


Or, Oompa Loompas CAN go Super Saiyan.
 
2012-08-07 04:40:43 PM  
The daycare's motto is adding to the buzz and may be why so many at La Amistad Adult Daycare believe it's not just a burnt tortilla: "Serving humanity to honor God."

Don't go to that daycare... it's a... it's a cookbook!
 
2012-08-07 04:41:40 PM  
That looks more like Bob Marley.
 
2012-08-07 04:41:55 PM  
clearly it's Bob Marley
 
2012-08-07 04:44:06 PM  
www.sportressofblogitude.com
 
2012-08-07 04:45:11 PM  
Who the hell doesn't eat their burritos? I mean, if it was a nasty gas station one, I can see, but if I'm hungry and have a great burrito I don't care what image is on it.
 
2012-08-07 04:45:50 PM  

buckler: pareidolia.

pareidolia.

PAREIDOLIA.

The human brain is pre-wired to recognize things that look like human faces. It's why popcorn ceilings are fun to look at on acid.


I just know I'm not the only one who first read this as "recognize things that look like human feces".

Because I gotta say, that spot looks more like a turd than some dead Jewish hippie.
 
2012-08-07 04:47:02 PM  
If I was the son of god I think I could find something other then a burrito to show up on
 
2012-08-07 04:47:29 PM  
If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?
 
2012-08-07 04:48:44 PM  
It's LeChuck!!
 
2012-08-07 04:48:44 PM  

neversubmit: If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?


I would sell it on ebay.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:32 PM  
I'm looking for an image of Will Ferrell on SNL where he's the new ager in a hot tub. Help?
 
2012-08-07 04:50:47 PM  

malaktaus: neversubmit: If you looked into a toilet and saw an image of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?

I would sell it on ebay.


And someone would buy it.
 
2012-08-07 04:51:59 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'm looking for an image of Will Ferrell on SNL where he's the new ager in a hot tub. Help?


Got it.

xfinity.comcast.net
 
2012-08-07 04:52:24 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If I was the son of god I think I could find something other then a burrito to show up on


Mexicans love seeing Jesus in tortillas. Call me racist if you like. Hell, I probably am. But I've spent most of my life in the Rio Grande Valley, which is 75% hispanic. And somebody seeing Jesus in a tortilla (or on a rusted water tower, on in water damage on the side of a building) was not that uncommon.
 
2012-08-07 04:53:51 PM  
potomac9499.files.wordpress.com
/looks more like the boggy creek monster
 
2012-08-07 04:54:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-07 04:54:21 PM  

dryknife: I have a Magilla Gorilla tortilla.


is it for sale?

 
2012-08-07 04:56:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 04:56:22 PM  
neversubmit
If you looked into a toilet and saw an image the face of Jesus on a turd would you tell anyone?

Yeah, 'cause it would mean someone had swirlied the janitor.

/altered your quote to set up the punchline better
 
2012-08-07 04:56:44 PM  
I see this guy

www.iguanadons.net
 
2012-08-07 05:05:26 PM  
But would a computer see it?
 
2012-08-07 05:06:54 PM  

Nabb1: Maybe it's the Guy on a Buffalo:

[theawesomer.com image 300x250]

Link


I love you. I snicker like a school girl whenever I watch those episodes.
 
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