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(Big 1059)   "Though the resemblance is striking, the man who robbed a Fort Lauderdale liquor store is clearly not, in fact, a ninja"   (big1059.com) divider line 40
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2012-08-07 01:01:59 PM  
stuck up the store with a pistol, not a sword

vintageninja.net
 
2012-08-07 01:17:00 PM  
It's not a ninja. I can see him.
 
2012-08-07 02:35:18 PM  

FriarReb98: It's not a ninja. I can see him.


Came here to say this. You won't ever see the ninja. And if, by some miracle you do, it's not like you're gonna live long enough to be able to give anybody a description.
 
2012-08-07 04:38:27 PM  
FTFA: ... in his getup


How emasculating.
 
2012-08-07 04:39:48 PM  
He didn't flip out and kill people?
 
2012-08-07 04:42:22 PM  
It's Florida. He should have dressed up like a Pirate.

i.huffpost.com

Totally would have blended in.
 
2012-08-07 04:45:34 PM  
doesn't matter. he scored.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:16 PM  
Everybody knows ninjas are assassins, maybe this one does other duties as well. Clearly there is someone much more sinister behind this.
 
2012-08-07 04:50:51 PM  
Ninjas. There are four of them in this picture.
westseattleblog.com
 
2012-08-07 04:51:13 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 04:51:33 PM  
Clearly it was a pirate trying to frame a ninja for the crime.
 
2012-08-07 04:53:32 PM  

MBooda: Ninjas. There are four of them in this picture.


www.thetick.ws
 
2012-08-07 04:55:14 PM  
I see this guy

www.iguanadons.net
 
2012-08-07 04:56:09 PM  

probesport: I see this guy

[www.iguanadons.net image 275x311]


Damnit, wrong thread - but it may work.
 
2012-08-07 04:56:55 PM  
He didn't have real ultimate power?
 
2012-08-07 04:57:43 PM  
I... will... not... be stopped... by a tiny little net.
 
2012-08-07 05:02:49 PM  
Intern ninja.
 
2012-08-07 05:03:22 PM  

probesport: probesport: I see this guy

[www.iguanadons.net image 275x311]

Damnit, wrong thread - but it may work.


LOL! I was rolling with it.
 
2012-08-07 05:41:24 PM  
MBooda: Ninjas. There are four of them in this picture.
[westseattleblog.com image 450x289]


You aren't looking close enough, there are clearly 6
 
2012-08-07 05:42:53 PM  
What cho talkin bout ninja?
 
2012-08-07 05:47:57 PM  
Reading this article got me so pumped that I ran outside and kicked the neighbor's dog in the nuts until both parties squirted urine.
 
2012-08-07 06:01:45 PM  

Oldiron_79: MBooda: Ninjas. There are four of them in this picture.
[westseattleblog.com image 450x289]

You aren't looking close enough, there are clearly 6


i1.ytimg.com
Nope, there are four
 
2012-08-07 06:02:44 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

Ninja, please.
 
2012-08-07 06:11:29 PM  
Does anyone even know what ninjas actually look like?
 
2012-08-07 06:18:49 PM  

Tiiba: Does anyone even know what ninjas actually look like?


No-one has lived to tell
 
2012-08-07 06:21:58 PM  
But he was wearing the ninja uniform. If he doesn't want people to assume he's a ninja he needs to stop wearing the uniform.
 
2012-08-07 06:27:24 PM  
Michael Dudikoff has truly fallen on hard times....
 
2012-08-07 06:37:12 PM  

MaxxLarge: FriarReb98: It's not a ninja. I can see him.

Came here to say this. You won't ever see the ninja. And if, by some miracle you do, it's not like you're gonna live long enough to be able to give anybody a description.


Not always true.

loltrain.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-07 06:38:10 PM  
Ha. That was the decoy ninja, you chumps. He wanted you to see him. The other 12 ninjas meanwhile accomplished the mission.
 
2012-08-07 06:43:38 PM  

tetsoushima: He didn't have real ultimate power?


Okay so like if Chuck Norris fought a Ninja, who would win?
 
2012-08-07 06:59:27 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: tetsoushima: He didn't have real ultimate power?

Okay so like if Chuck Norris fought a Ninja, who would win?


Chuck Norris couldn't see the ninja, but the ninja couldn't harm Norris. An eternal draw.
 
2012-08-07 07:14:58 PM  
Gods, I remember when I was a ninja. The sight of Chuck alone would make me shiat my pants.
 
2012-08-07 08:10:31 PM  

Random Bastage: Gods, I remember when I was a ninja. The sight of Chuck alone would make me shiat my pants.


It's a pretty bad TV show but not pants-shiattingly bad.
 
2012-08-07 08:32:12 PM  
Still no arrest......Ninja.
 
2012-08-07 08:36:29 PM  

tetsoushima: He didn't have real ultimate power?


www.realultimatepower.net
This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.


I Laugh ol'd
 
2012-08-07 09:18:31 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Oldiron_79: MBooda: Ninjas. There are four of them in this picture.
[westseattleblog.com image 450x289]

You aren't looking close enough, there are clearly 6

[i1.ytimg.com image 300x225]
Nope, there are four


www.wired.com

Five.
 
2012-08-07 11:58:17 PM  
content.clearchannel.com

Not now Cato, you fool.
 
2012-08-08 12:31:30 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

A Canadian ninja?
 
2012-08-08 09:51:16 AM  
There is no resemblance. Real ninjas look nothing like that. They're not going to dress up in something that screams "I am a ninja."
 
2012-08-08 09:51:58 AM  
adventurers.keenspot.com
 
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