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(Zee News India)   Jessica Simpson making huge sacrifices for newborn daughter, losing weight, giving up scotch, learning to read   (zeenews.india.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-07 03:05:08 PM  
LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!
 
2012-08-07 03:07:32 PM  
Lagavulin is better than her scotch o'choice anyway.
 
2012-08-07 03:10:04 PM  
Scotch? The liquid or the tape?
 
2012-08-07 03:11:15 PM  
don't know what she's worried about...that baby could suck on them tits for days before she got to the scotch.

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mmmmmmmmmm
 
2012-08-07 03:11:17 PM  

oldfarthenry: Scotch? The liquid or the tape?


actually
the guard
 
2012-08-07 03:16:16 PM  
ummm wouldn't she want to give up the scotch a while ago and now thinking about responsibly pumping and dumping if she is planing on breast feeding? And if not feeding then drink on. You have a long way to catch up with LiLo.
 
2012-08-07 03:17:30 PM  
Call me Ishmael.
 
2012-08-07 03:22:05 PM  
Best post-pregnancy body: Simpson or Duff? Discuss.

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2012-08-07 03:34:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Best post-pregnancy body: Simpson or Duff? Discuss.

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What is there to discuss?
 
2012-08-07 03:34:58 PM  
Need more pictures to make a determination.
 
2012-08-07 03:41:27 PM  
why do i have to choose, and what if i like them preggo?
 
2012-08-07 03:52:54 PM  
at least she has good taste in (highland) malts
 
2012-08-07 04:14:59 PM  
I realize she's a "celebrity" but if she drinks so much Scotch that she'll miss it, should she really be drinking $150 Scotch?

I mean, I go through a lot of Scotch but I buy cheap stuff (Johnnie Walker Red) BECAUSE I go through a lot of it.

/no need to be 'liquor snobby' at me. I don't know the difference and I like the taste
//then again, you can have my Tito's when you pry it from my cold dead hand, so if it were $150 a bottle...I'd still drink it
 
2012-08-07 04:20:51 PM  

buntz: //then again, you can have my Tito's when you pry it from my cold dead hand, so if it were $150 a bottle...I'd still drink it


^This

Mmmmm Tito's
 
2012-08-07 04:50:31 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Best post-pregnancy body: Simpson or Duff? Discuss.

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Dat ass

/yes please
 
2012-08-07 04:54:15 PM  
Jessica Simpson net worth - 100 million dollars

Person that wrote this headline net worth - what, maybe 150 thousand dollars including a life insurance policy.
 
2012-08-07 05:23:01 PM  
Macallan 18? Impressive.
 
2012-08-07 05:27:57 PM  

buntz: I realize she's a "celebrity" but if she drinks so much Scotch that she'll miss it, should she really be drinking $150 Scotch?

I mean, I go through a lot of Scotch but I buy cheap stuff (Johnnie Walker Red) BECAUSE I go through a lot of it.

/no need to be 'liquor snobby' at me. I don't know the difference and I like the taste
//then again, you can have my Tito's when you pry it from my cold dead hand, so if it were $150 a bottle...I'd still drink it


Same thing here bud. I love Jameson but I drink Beam due to the cost.
 
2012-08-07 05:33:26 PM  

mr_bunny: Lagavulin is better than her scotch o'choice anyway.



THIS. Lagavulin is my favorite although Macallan is really good too.

I'm in Canada so it's double what you guys pay down there. In NYC, Lagavulin 16 is around $65 last time I bought it. In Canada (Ontario) it's $115.

Macallan is $249 in Ontario....
 
2012-08-07 05:34:08 PM  

bel4sucks: Jessica Simpson net worth - 100 million dollars

Person that wrote this headline net worth - what, maybe 150 thousand dollars including a life insurance policy.


Are you being sarcastic?
 
2012-08-07 05:36:18 PM  

Lego_Addict: mr_bunny: Lagavulin is better than her scotch o'choice anyway.


THIS. Lagavulin is my favorite although Macallan is really good too.

I'm in Canada so it's double what you guys pay down there. In NYC, Lagavulin 16 is around $65 last time I bought it. In Canada (Ontario) it's $115.

Macallan is $249 in Ontario....


I just bought the distillers edition of the Lagavulin and paid $99.

/love Denver and cheap liquor tax.
 
2012-08-07 05:59:58 PM  

Phil Ken Sebben: Lego_Addict: mr_bunny: Lagavulin is better than her scotch o'choice anyway.


THIS. Lagavulin is my favorite although Macallan is really good too.

I'm in Canada so it's double what you guys pay down there. In NYC, Lagavulin 16 is around $65 last time I bought it. In Canada (Ontario) it's $115.

Macallan is $249 in Ontario....

I just bought the distillers edition of the Lagavulin and paid $99.

/love Denver and cheap liquor tax.


I don't even think I can get that in Ontario!

Ontario has the LCBO, a government run liquor board that controls all alcohol sales in Ontario. It's a pain in the ass and the reason our alcohol is so expensive. It also has set the hours that alcohol can be sold at. You can't buy alcohol later than 10 PM unless it's at a club, bar, or restaurant and those stop at 2 AM.
 
2012-08-07 06:16:37 PM  

Lego_Addict: Phil Ken Sebben: Lego_Addict: mr_bunny: Lagavulin is better than her scotch o'choice anyway.


THIS. Lagavulin is my favorite although Macallan is really good too.

I'm in Canada so it's double what you guys pay down there. In NYC, Lagavulin 16 is around $65 last time I bought it. In Canada (Ontario) it's $115.

Macallan is $249 in Ontario....

I just bought the distillers edition of the Lagavulin and paid $99.

/love Denver and cheap liquor tax.

I don't even think I can get that in Ontario!

Ontario has the LCBO, a government run liquor board that controls all alcohol sales in Ontario. It's a pain in the ass and the reason our alcohol is so expensive. It also has set the hours that alcohol can be sold at. You can't buy alcohol later than 10 PM unless it's at a club, bar, or restaurant and those stop at 2 AM.


That sucks.

The wife is having a bottle of the 2006 Talisker 30 year shipped in for my birthday.

/I married the right woman.
 
2012-08-07 06:33:34 PM  

FinFangFark: don't know what she's worried about...that baby could suck on them tits for days before she got to the scotch.

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mmmmmmmmmm


Down, boner!
 
2012-08-07 07:14:46 PM  

Lolthien: Are you being sarcastic?


No, sarcasm is worthless, usually used by people who don't have the balls to say what they actually mean.
 
2012-08-07 07:52:47 PM  

bel4sucks: Jessica Simpson net worth - 100 million dollars.
Person that wrote this headline net worth - what, maybe 150 thousand dollars including a life insurance policy.


But what is her worth as a human being?


// My life insurance policy is half a mil, because I have a wife and kids to care for.
 
2012-08-07 07:56:43 PM  

Kornchex: ....snip....
Same thing here bud. I love Jameson but I drink Beam due to the cost.


Tullamore Dew. It's almost as good as Jameson, and costs about 1/4 less.
 
2012-08-07 08:38:40 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Best post-pregnancy body: Simpson or Duff? Discuss.

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DAT ASS and DEM TITTIES.

/it's a tie!
 
2012-08-07 08:56:29 PM  

bel4sucks: Lolthien: Are you being sarcastic?

No, sarcasm is worthless, usually used by people who don't have the balls to say what they actually mean.


Or it could be used by people who don't have a raging rageon for being socially inept hate/anger dispensers and have moderate social skills. Being ugly and blunt doesn't make you edgy or cool or manly or hardcore. It just makes you a jerk. And sarcasm can be a tool for humor dispensing, if used well and with a light hand. Or it can be a cutting insult of the deepest wound, if worked correctly.
 
2012-08-07 09:01:21 PM  
Was she really a heavy drinker prior to getting pregnant? She probably drank scotch as much as I get to drink this:

www.drinkhacker.com

/It would be hard to give XR up if I had the money to drink it regularly.
 
2012-08-07 10:46:24 PM  

kroonermanblack: Or it could be used by people who don't have a raging rageon for being socially inept hate/anger dispensers and have moderate social skills. Being ugly and blunt doesn't make you edgy or cool or manly or hardcore. It just makes you a jerk. And sarcasm can be a tool for humor dispensing, if used well and with a light hand. Or it can be a cutting insult of the deepest wound, if worked correctly.


Just keep telling yourself that. LOL and just by saying some worthless crap like "Or it can be a cutting insult of the deepest wound, if worked correctly." just makes you sound like you try too hard. Either that or you're in love with the sound of your own voice, which is just equally annoying.
 
2012-08-07 11:41:03 PM  
I can get by with Beam. Though I have some Pappy Von Winkle for special occasions.
 
2012-08-08 12:04:24 AM  
Simpson welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson with fiance Eric Johnson May 1.

I thought you were suppose to get married first?

I'm sure they'll last.

Time for a sip of Woodford Reserve!!
 
2012-08-08 12:09:11 AM  
I hear she is on a strict diet, Egg whites for breakfast, a small salad for lunch and Krill for dinner.
 
2012-08-08 12:11:37 AM  

bel4sucks: Lolthien: Are you being sarcastic?

No, sarcasm is worthless, usually used by people who don't have the balls to say what they actually mean.


What exactly are you trying to say?
 
2012-08-08 08:56:03 AM  
outdoor.epicentre.net
 
2012-08-08 12:50:36 PM  
I like scotch

/scotchy scotchy scotch scotch
 
2012-08-09 12:29:29 AM  
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