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(New Zealand Herald)   Sir Elton - in battle of old British queens, "She looks like a fairground stripper"   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 49
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2012-08-07 01:00:48 PM  
What's he got against fairground strippers?
 
2012-08-07 01:05:58 PM  
Madonna's about as British as Snooki.
 
2012-08-07 01:06:44 PM  
I must not be going to the right sort of fairs.
 
2012-08-07 01:13:32 PM  
In defense of Sir Elton, when he said Fairground I'm sure he meant Sex Club and when he said stripper I'm sure he meant Transvestite.
 
2012-08-07 01:15:18 PM  

Mandapants: I must not be going to the right sort of fairs.


This. I want to go to the fair in Elton's shire.
 
2012-08-07 01:20:18 PM  
I am unfamiliar with this term "fairground stripper," and need more examples to confirm.
 
2012-08-07 01:20:41 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-07 01:25:42 PM  
Subby, let's not Rush to call people names
 
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2012-08-07 01:35:54 PM  
Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...
 
2012-08-07 01:49:45 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I am unfamiliar with this term "fairground stripper," and need more examples to confirm.


No you really don't.
 
2012-08-07 01:56:07 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: dj_spanmaster: I am unfamiliar with this term "fairground stripper," and need more examples to confirm.

No you really don't.


A lot of scars and more tattoos than she has teeth.
 
2012-08-07 02:00:25 PM  
Captain Fantastic still dresses a little silly, but he's also exponentially more talented than Madonna.
 
2012-08-07 02:04:42 PM  

NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...


Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.
 
2012-08-07 02:27:39 PM  
Madonna isn't a british she just pretends to be one
 
2012-08-07 02:29:30 PM  
Well, she does!

She does look like a fairground stripper!



/is a fairground stripper
 
2012-08-07 02:30:33 PM  
Man, Elton is the man.

I've always liked this guy.

/Apu: Elton John!
/Elton: That's my name! .....well... not really
 
2012-08-07 02:45:17 PM  

CPennypacker: Madonna isn't a british she just pretends to be one


So, you are just expressing yourself by saying that she was not born that way?
 
2012-08-07 02:49:15 PM  

Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.


And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.
 
2012-08-07 02:50:50 PM  

Nurglitch: I want to go to the fair in Elton's shire.


This is cracking me up.
 
2012-08-07 02:55:00 PM  
I wonder if a fairground stripper is nastier than a carney hooker?
 
2012-08-07 04:11:01 PM  
well he's not wrong. she does look terrible, her recent music is horrid and except for the teeth she's about as British as anyone else born in Bay City MI.

She should avoid getting in a biatchfest with Elton. His v@g is bigger than her b@lls.
 
2012-08-07 04:15:08 PM  
If you have a problem with her, say so. But let Lady Gaga fight her own battles.

Both are AW, so they cancel each other out.
 
2012-08-07 04:18:21 PM  

Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.


I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

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2012-08-07 04:48:57 PM  

theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.


Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.
 
2012-08-07 05:17:34 PM  
Quick somebody tell Sir Elton that Lady Gaga is a woman and nip his attempts to spark a bromance with Gaga in the bud.
 
2012-08-07 05:32:58 PM  
This is a prime example of why you don't pick fights with people wittier than you. Take your lumps and stay quiet Madonna and you might make it out of this in one piece.
 
2012-08-07 05:39:07 PM  

theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

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I bet he bangs tons of chicks
 
2012-08-07 05:45:53 PM  
I always get the feeling that Elton has a sense of humour about himself. Not so sure Madonna has one about herself.
 
2012-08-07 05:51:28 PM  

theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[blogue.us image 300x293]

[images.starpulse.com image 445x617]


Bernie wrote the lyrics. Elton wrote the music.
 
2012-08-07 06:00:02 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: I always get the feeling that Elton has a sense of humour about himself. Not so sure Madonna has one about herself.


I suspect that this is probably true. My opinion of Reggie changed completely after hearing an extensive and hysterical interview with him and Howard Stern 15 years ago, or so. He was a very funny dude.
 
2012-08-07 06:06:19 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I am unfamiliar with this term "fairground stripper," and need more examples to confirm.


While living in Spain, carnivals go thru the small towns much like those carnivals that stop off in towns in the US.
And along with house of mirrors, haunted house, there is the stripper tent.
A small portable bleacher is set up, and the girl takes it off while the men cheer her on.
I don't know about the rest of Europe, but Spanish girls are hot and so are thier fairground strippers.

/written poorly I know...
 
2012-08-07 06:41:20 PM  

Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.


Elton toured this year in the U.S. and has his Million Dollar Piano show at Caesar's Palace regularly in Vegas. (basically an evening of greatest hits with his full backing band)
 
2012-08-07 06:50:28 PM  
Who the hell whines when they don't win an award? Especially an idiotic one like the golden globes.
 
2012-08-07 06:51:28 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: I always get the feeling that Elton has a sense of humour about himself. Not so sure Madonna has one about herself.


Everything I needed to know about Madonna was revealed to me in her Truth or Dare documentary in the scene where she bursts into laughter after being told one of her 19 year old assistants got drunk in a club and then was anally raped by a group of men. Stay classy Mads.
 
2012-08-07 07:26:17 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Sass-O-Rev: I always get the feeling that Elton has a sense of humour about himself. Not so sure Madonna has one about herself.

Everything I needed to know about Madonna was revealed to me in her Truth or Dare documentary in the scene where she bursts into laughter after being told one of her 19 year old assistants got drunk in a club and then was anally raped by a group of men. Stay classy Mads.


Oh wow.... just.... oh wow. Disgusting.
 
2012-08-07 07:28:34 PM  

Apos: Madonna's about as British as Snooki.


Is she still using the faux British accent?
 
2012-08-07 07:47:14 PM  

penguinfark: Apos: Madonna's about as British as Snooki.

Is she still using the faux British accent?


It could be the symptom of a stroke.

or not
 
2012-08-07 08:51:16 PM  

Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.


Elton toured in 2003, 4, 5, 6, 7,8, 9 , 10, 11, and 12....
 
2012-08-07 09:34:39 PM  

theflatline: Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.

Elton toured in 2003, 4, 5, 6, 7,8, 9 , 10, 11, and 12....


There's a difference between Elton wearing a costume that was meant to be silly and Madonna trying to recapture her youth and wearing an outfit that would only be sexy on someone half her age.
 
2012-08-08 07:25:25 AM  
Dancing the hooch at the fair?
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2012-08-08 10:21:35 AM  

OgreMagi: theflatline: Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.

Elton toured in 2003, 4, 5, 6, 7,8, 9 , 10, 11, and 12....

There's a difference between Elton wearing a costume that was meant to be silly and Madonna trying to recapture her youth and wearing an outfit that would only be sexy on someone half her age.


Well, the statement was that "Elton hasn't been on tour in years", when, that is clearly not the case (I just saw him 3 months ago, was a great concert).

But, it is a pretty "classy" show, just him and a piano. Not that he doesn't have the right to run around in the outfits he wore 30 years ago, but, he isn't that performer anymore.

So, he isn't trying to tour like he is 30 still, like Madonna apparently is.
 
2012-08-08 10:28:48 AM  
I don't know what the hell a "fairground stripper" is, but this:

www.musicko.com

... is one of the best live rock albums ever made by anyone, IMO. Elton, Dee & Nigel totally killed it on this one.
 
2012-08-08 01:18:56 PM  

GibbyTheMole: I don't know what the hell a "fairground stripper" is, but this:

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... is one of the best live rock albums ever made by anyone, IMO. Elton, Dee & Nigel totally killed it on this one.


This.
 
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2012-08-08 04:41:06 PM  

Lorelle: Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.


If by good you mean he looks like a bloated tick, then you are correct sir.
 
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2012-08-08 04:49:42 PM  

Rwa2play: And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.


GEE, I stand corrected....


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2012-08-09 10:15:08 AM  

NFA: Rwa2play: And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

GEE, I stand corrected....


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transitionculture.org
 
2012-08-09 10:16:20 AM  

ErikShocker: Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.

Elton toured this year in the U.S. and has his Million Dollar Piano show at Caesar's Palace regularly in Vegas. (basically an evening of greatest hits with his full backing band)


Well then, the more I know.
 
2012-08-09 10:19:18 AM  

dletter: OgreMagi: theflatline: Rwa2play: theflatline: Rwa2play: Lorelle: NFA: Apparently Sir Elton hasn't looked in a mirror lately. No seriously, he's really let himself go...

Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

And, unlike Madonna, he's not going out on tour being an attention whore.

I like Elton, even though Bernie wrote his songs. And while Madonna is no longer the Madonna I grew up spanking it to in the 80s, Elton has always been an attention whore.

Emphasis added. Elton hasn't gone on tour for years; while Madonna's been on tour in the last few weeks 'causing a stir with her usual AWing.

When Elton comes back and starts wearing his get-ups from the 70s, then you'd have a point.

Elton toured in 2003, 4, 5, 6, 7,8, 9 , 10, 11, and 12....

There's a difference between Elton wearing a costume that was meant to be silly and Madonna trying to recapture her youth and wearing an outfit that would only be sexy on someone half her age.

Well, the statement was that "Elton hasn't been on tour in years", when, that is clearly not the case (I just saw him 3 months ago, was a great concert).

But, it is a pretty "classy" show, just him and a piano. Not that he doesn't have the right to run around in the outfits he wore 30 years ago, but, he isn't that performer anymore.

So, he isn't trying to tour like he is 30 still, like Madonna apparently is.


Pretty much this. Honestly didn't know he was touring again.
 
2012-08-10 06:27:57 PM  

NFA: Lorelle: Dude, he's 65. He looks pretty good for his age.

If by good you mean he looks like a bloated tick, then you are correct sir.


He's always been pudgy. Madonna, on the other hand, started out at a normal weight, but now is so skinny her arms resemble those of drug addicts.

/has adored Sir Elton for 40 years
 
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