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		Man claims 'The Hulk' hit him in the grill (nwfdailynews.com)		25
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texdent		2012-08-07 01:02:58 PM

Gray Hulk?
Green Hulk?
Red Hulk?
Hulk Hogan?

Apos		2012-08-07 01:03:00 PM

*Dismissive wave* Puny squabblers!

crab66		2012-08-07 01:03:26 PM

Pow! Right in the George Foreman.

wambu		2012-08-07 01:06:08 PM

Doing it wrong.

Theaetetus		2012-08-07 01:07:25 PM

texdent: Gray Hulk?
Green Hulk?
Red Hulk?
Hulk Hogan?

She Hulk:
The man said he went into a bedroom where his girlfriend was sleeping and she "jumped out of bed" and "hit him in the grill." He said she turns into "The Hulk" when she gets angry.
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Snapper Carr		2012-08-07 01:12:21 PM

dramatization of the event

DROxINxTHExWIND		2012-08-07 01:18:32 PM

"When the officer arrived he heard a man shouting. The door was open, so the officer announced his presence and the yelling man told him to come in."

*Skeptical look*

Lone Stranger		2012-08-07 01:18:54 PM

durbnpoisn		2012-08-07 01:20:08 PM

//Hulk SMASH!!!

Odd Bird		2012-08-07 01:20:26 PM

...and took a souvenir
www.yourprops.com

Craptastic		2012-08-07 01:40:27 PM

The officer was unable to determine who the real villain was, so he arrested them both.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

strangeguitar		2012-08-07 01:51:56 PM

I need some sad walking-away music to go with the story.

Harf!		2012-08-07 01:53:20 PM

Craptastic: The officer was unable to determine who the real villain was, so he arrested them both.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

I read that as "The officer was unable to determine who the real villain was, so he threatened them both."

KrispyKritter		2012-08-07 01:55:36 PM

Mrs. Kritter will walk in when I'm asleep and start talking loudly to me. would love to go Hulk all over her stupid arse when she does that. give a person a chance to come out of their sleep fog before you start biatching at them for crissakes.

/please Lord let me hit the Lotto so i can get divorced

SDRR		2012-08-07 02:01:06 PM

Craptastic: The officer was unable to determine who the real villain was, so he arrested them both.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

Round em all up, let the Judge sort it out.

minnesotaboy		2012-08-07 02:02:36 PM

Theaetetus: texdent: Gray Hulk?
Green Hulk?
Red Hulk?
Hulk Hogan?

She Hulk:
The man said he went into a bedroom where his girlfriend was sleeping and she "jumped out of bed" and "hit him in the grill." He said she turns into "The Hulk" when she gets angry.
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Actually this sounds like something more the Red She Hulk would do.

www.incredible-hulk-library.com

LesserEvil		2012-08-07 02:04:04 PM

When asked for a comment, Lou Ferrigno replied

"What?"

FrancoFile		2012-08-07 02:20:06 PM

Terrible article. They didn't answer the most important question!

Is that "the grill" as in the piece of fake jewelry crap that homeboys wore on their teeth a few years ago, or "the grill" as slang for the mouth?

Jayzbo		2012-08-07 02:23:03 PM

Psychopusher		2012-08-07 02:27:47 PM

What a grill might look like.
www.gasgrill.us

What a grille might look like.
www.bmwtuningmag.com

suburbanguy		2012-08-07 02:40:41 PM

strangeguitar: I need some sad walking-away music to go with the story.

users.content.ytmnd.com

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_ uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrQBeyANThAQ&v = rQBeyANThAQ&gl=US

Duck_of_Doom		2012-08-07 02:53:26 PM

KrispyKritter: /please Lord let me hit the Lotto so i can get divorced

Divorce first, then win Lotto.

Gyrfalcon		2012-08-07 03:13:12 PM

FrancoFile: Terrible article. They didn't answer the most important question!

Is that "the grill" as in the piece of fake jewelry crap that homeboys wore on their teeth a few years ago, or "the grill" as slang for the mouth?

"The grill" as in he was carrying a barbecue.