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2012-08-07 12:58:06 PM
I understand he had them freeze dried and stored in an underground bunker in Somalia.
 
2012-08-07 01:02:09 PM
He's probably the most vetted president by far in history. All they've managed to come up with "HES A MOOOOOSLLIIIIIIIMMM FROM NIGEEEEERRRRIIIIAAAAA!"
 
2012-08-07 01:04:29 PM
Hasn't Obama already released his long-form girlfriend registration form?
 
2012-08-07 01:08:25 PM
Mitt Romney should not release his taxes until Barack Hussein Obama releases his entire ex-girlfriend list along with a detailed history of every date he has been on. Did he visit the Dairy Queen in Burbank 1980 as a student at Occidental? We may never know.
 
2012-08-07 01:10:26 PM
A few years of Romney's tax returns = off limits
Every girl that every gave Obama a handy in a movie theater = fair game
 
2012-08-07 01:12:10 PM
Romney's spine, core, values and principles still MIA.
 
2012-08-07 01:12:58 PM
Apparently, he has good taste in women, because none of them have stooped low enough to sell him out.
 
2012-08-07 01:17:11 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Apparently, he has good taste in women, because none of them have stooped low enough to sell him out.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2012-08-07 01:17:22 PM
Hillary hired Kathy Bates to kill them all.
 
2012-08-07 01:21:46 PM
www.50states.com
 
2012-08-07 01:28:21 PM
One cannot help but wonder how many of the Republican men concerned about this have given a LOT of thought to what it must have been like to be Obama's girlfriend...to have Obama's strong, black hands clutching them as they surrender to their lustful urges, his ebony rhythm stick launching them to worlds of forbidden ecstasy that they can almost FEEL when quarterly fumbling in the dark as their wives bark at them to not ruin the Laura Ashley sheets and will you hurry UP already.
 
2012-08-07 01:32:43 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder how many of the Republican men concerned about this have given a LOT of thought to what it must have been like to be Obama's girlfriend...to have Obama's strong, black hands clutching them as they surrender to their lustful urges, his ebony rhythm stick launching them to worlds of forbidden ecstasy that they can almost FEEL when quarterly fumbling in the dark as their wives bark at them to not ruin the Laura Ashley sheets and will you hurry UP already.


"Ebony rhythm stick" would make a great band name.
 
2012-08-07 01:40:31 PM
Well if Dinesh D'Souza says so, you know it's got to be legit, right?
 
2012-08-07 01:55:19 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder how many of the Republican men concerned about this have given a LOT of thought to what it must have been like to be Obama's girlfriend...to have Obama's strong, black hands clutching them as they surrender to their lustful urges, his ebony rhythm stick launching them to worlds of forbidden ecstasy that they can almost FEEL when quarterly fumbling in the dark as their wives bark at them to not ruin the Laura Ashley sheets and will you hurry UP already.


You, sir, are my hero. Even if you don't happen to have an ebony rhythm stick...
 
2012-08-07 02:03:06 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Apparently, he has good taste in women, because none of them have stooped low enough to sell him out.


Or men. I'm just saying that he seems like the kind that might entertain that side of the fence. Clean, neat, thin...like they said in Jerry Seinfeld.
 
2012-08-07 02:08:38 PM
I heard he fathered two children with a woman named Michelle LaVaughn Robinson. Ms. Robinson vanished off the face of the earth in 1992, and has not been heard from since.

I'm not saying Obambi asked the Chicago Outfit to have her disappeared, but I can't think of any other explanation. Occam's Razor.
 
2012-08-07 02:15:46 PM
Man... Fark just REEKS of conservative desperation today

/throw everything at the wall! Maybe something will stick
//pathetic bastards
 
2012-08-07 02:31:22 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder how many of the Republican men concerned about this have given a LOT of thought to what it must have been like to be Obama's girlfriend...to have Obama's strong, black hands clutching them as they surrender to their lustful urges, his ebony rhythm stick launching them to worlds of forbidden ecstasy that they can almost FEEL when quarterly fumbling in the dark as their wives bark at them to not ruin the Laura Ashley sheets and will you hurry UP already.


+1

i439.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 03:52:05 PM
GOP is looking for unreliable women who want 15 minutes of fame by claiming to have slept with Obama. The more strung out on crack the more likely they will be interviewed on Fox prior to verifying their claims. Conservatives will believe it is a cover-up after the claims are thoroughly dis-proven because facts are for elitist people who have been to college.

/Actually surprised this hasn't happened yet.
 
2012-08-07 03:52:13 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Still lying in their beds - SATISFIED & TIRED!
 
2012-08-07 03:53:26 PM
They won't find any. He's exiled them all to his native Kenyan homeland.
 
2012-08-07 03:54:28 PM
Maybe they're all in Canada, like Dinesh D'Souza's girlfriend, right?
 
2012-08-07 03:55:13 PM
Seekrit homo?
 
2012-08-07 03:56:23 PM
Wow, the amount of desperate GOP poo-flinging going on now is almost enough to make sewers obsolete.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:02 PM

Sgt Otter: I heard he fathered two children with a woman named Michelle LaVaughn Robinson. Ms. Robinson vanished off the face of the earth in 1992, and has not been heard from since.

I'm not saying Obambi asked the Chicago Outfit to have her disappeared, but I can't think of any other explanation. Occam's Razor.


I posted this as a serious thought on FB to see who I might snag in it. Thanks.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:06 PM
Conservatives are Pathetic

Mitts Taxes = Irrelevant
Obama's Black Booty Call Book = Relevant

This is how conservatives really think.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:16 PM
 
2012-08-07 03:58:29 PM
Serious Black:
They won't find any.

They seem to be having a lot of trouble finding anyone at all who can remember going to school with him at Columbia...
 
2012-08-07 03:58:56 PM
More interested in Romney's other wives.

And poor Dinesh, he was ready to ride Breitbart's "vet the president" thing to glory. Fatty McCokesweat over did it one night and that was that.
 
2012-08-07 03:59:26 PM
I'd be interested to know his LSAT score, just for curiosity's sake.
 
2012-08-07 03:59:35 PM
Did one of them run over a person with a car? No? Then STFU.

//too soon?
 
2012-08-07 04:00:13 PM

valar_morghulis: I'd be interested to know his LSAT score, just for curiosity's sake.


It must be pretty shiatty if he only made it to Editor of the Harvard Law Review.
 
2012-08-07 04:01:13 PM

Citrate1007: GOP is looking for unreliable women who want 15 minutes of fame by claiming to have slept with Obama. The more strung out on crack the more likely they will be interviewed on Fox prior to verifying their claims. Conservatives will believe it is a cover-up after the claims are thoroughly dis-proven because facts are for elitist people who have been to college.

/Actually surprised this hasn't happened yet.


Linda Tripp et al will be rebranded as subject matter experts to tell a breathless Fox News audience how Obama probably used his time machine to tag-team Monica Lewinsky (and potentially dozens of other victims!) with known liberal Bill Clinton.

/I'm starting to think that America has become one big reality TV show.
//Yes, I know South Park already did it.
 
2012-08-07 04:01:34 PM

coeyagi: valar_morghulis: I'd be interested to know his LSAT score, just for curiosity's sake.

It must be pretty shiatty if he only made it to Editor of the Harvard Law Review.


I know. farking Fartbongo probably tried to do Ethipoian logic or something.
 
2012-08-07 04:02:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Man... Fark just REEKS of conservative desperation today

/throw everything at the wall! Maybe something will stick
//pathetic bastards


In all fairness, TFA is a liberal critique of some right wing whargarbl, which also happens to be about half of what liberal links are these days - bullshiat monitoring.
 
2012-08-07 04:02:40 PM

cirby: Serious Black:
They won't find any.

They seem to be having a lot of trouble finding anyone at all who can remember going to school with him at Columbia...


Not really. But a wingnut is rarely swayed by evidence.

Link
 
2012-08-07 04:03:17 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Obama's Ex-Girlfriend Details Their Relationship

"The sexual warmth is definitely there - but the rest of it has sharp edges, and I'm finding it all unsettling and finding myself wanting to withdraw from it all," Ms. Cook wrote in one entry in February 1984. "I have to admit that I am feeling anger at him for some reason, multi-stranded reasons. His warmth can be deceptive. Tho he speaks sweet words and can be open and trusting, there is also that coolness - and I begin to have an inkling of some things about him that could get to me."


Lawl.
 
2012-08-07 04:04:42 PM

cirby: Serious Black:
They won't find any.

They seem to be having a lot of trouble finding anyone at all who can remember going to school with him at Columbia...


You may return to gorging yourself on Chick-Fil-A and paste at any time, Jethro.
 
2012-08-07 04:04:48 PM

Serious Black: They won't find any. He's exiled them all to his native Kenyan homeland.


Not only that, but he took them to the 1830's Kenya with his time machine.
 
2012-08-07 04:05:25 PM

cirby: They seem to be having a lot of trouble finding anyone at all who can remember going to school with him at Columbia...


http://www.factcheck.org/2010/02/obama-at-columbia-university/


Educate yourself, son. That GIS took 4 seconds.

Get lost.
 
2012-08-07 04:07:02 PM

Coco LaFemme: "Ebony rhythm stick" would make a great band name.


They could open up for 'Screaming Happy and the Horny Tweeters'...
 
2012-08-07 04:08:05 PM
I'm pretty sure he "composited" all them into one. And you wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada.
 
2012-08-07 04:12:04 PM

HotWingConspiracy: And poor Dinesh, he was ready to ride Breitbart's "vet the president" thing to glory.


Just checking, "vet the president thing" is a euphemism for "cock," right?
 
2012-08-07 04:12:55 PM
at their homes on Whore island
 
2012-08-07 04:16:42 PM

drongozone: at their homes on Whore island


So that's where whores go!
 
2012-08-07 04:16:59 PM
FARK THIS SHIAT.

I'm inches away from destroying my relationship with my in-laws because they're always swallowing this shiat.

I've tried explaining to them that my irritation with the GOP (which to them translates to "liberal commie" despite my insistence that both sides piss me off) doesn't stem from its support of Romney specifically, but it's complete and utter blindness to their own hateful bias against Obama.

I can't effing understand it. But they're the only set of grandparents that my kids have, so I do my best to shrug it off and teach my kids to be properly informed before they form opinions or make decisions.

In the meantime, I'd sure like to enjoy a goddamned holiday dinner for once.
 
2012-08-07 04:19:18 PM

Citrate1007: GOP is looking for unreliable women who want 15 minutes of fame by claiming to have slept with Obama. The more strung out on crack the more likely they will be interviewed on Fox prior to verifying their claims. Conservatives will believe it is a cover-up after the claims are thoroughly dis-proven because facts are for elitist people who have been to college.

/Actually surprised this hasn't happened yet.


I want them to bring up some white trailer park trash who claimed to have slept with Obama who will say "he only used the wrong hole" and then claim this is proof he's a gay Muslim.
 
2012-08-07 04:19:28 PM

teeny: FARK THIS SHIAT.

I'm inches away from destroying my relationship with my in-laws because they're always swallowing this shiat.

I've tried explaining to them that my irritation with the GOP (which to them translates to "liberal commie" despite my insistence that both sides piss me off) doesn't stem from its support of Romney specifically, but it's complete and utter blindness to their own hateful bias against Obama.

I can't effing understand it. But they're the only set of grandparents that my kids have, so I do my best to shrug it off and teach my kids to be properly informed before they form opinions or make decisions.

In the meantime, I'd sure like to enjoy a goddamned holiday dinner for once.


May I suggest you self medicate prior to the holiday dinner?
 
2012-08-07 04:21:43 PM
And as far as his thesis can't you just go to the colleges library and , like, read it? Don't they all go there in the end?

// Never finished my thesis...
 
2012-08-07 04:22:07 PM

cirby: Serious Black:
They won't find any.

They seem to be having a lot of trouble finding anyone at all who can remember going to school with him at Columbia...


Has anyone ever suggested suicide? It's a lot of fun and a great option for people like you.
 
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