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(Washington Post)   The Mormon candidate for president has purchased Wild Cherry Pepsi. I repeat, Wild Cherry Pepsi. More on this story as it develops   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 111
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2012-08-07 11:24:53 AM
I don't really care.

I mean at all.


/but won't that corrode his circuits?
 
2012-08-07 11:25:31 AM
Cherry. Wet. Good.
 
2012-08-07 11:26:33 AM
So, he lies about being a Mormon. Makes you wonder what else this guy is lying about.

/What? I'm just trying here.
//I'm like what's his face above. I don't farking care.
 
2012-08-07 11:29:49 AM
Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.
 
2012-08-07 11:30:23 AM
It's a refreshing change from the usual Kool-Aid.
 
2012-08-07 11:31:26 AM

Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.


FYI - it's not for his consumption. It's being viewed as a possible sign of who he may pick as his VP.

Per this article, that is.
 
2012-08-07 11:31:57 AM
Slow. News. Day.
 
2012-08-07 11:32:42 AM

Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

FYI - it's not for his consumption. It's being viewed as a possible sign of who he may pick as his VP.

Per this article, that is.


Ah, well in that case, he's obviously going to pick a white boy who plays that funky music.

/Huckabee?
 
2012-08-07 11:33:19 AM
I don't know...Greek yoghurt? That sounds sort of...foreign. And isn't Greece in pretty bad financial shape? What kind of message is this sending?
 
2012-08-07 11:33:31 AM
Once his shopping list became public, people instantly began speculating on Twitter - half-jokingly - about the yogurt and soda preferences of those on the vice presidential short list.

If it's a tub of ice cream, gravy, and a diet coke, we know it's Christie.
 
2012-08-07 11:33:31 AM

Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

FYI - it's not for his consumption. It's being viewed as a possible sign of who he may pick as his VP.

Per this article, that is.


I like how they put the fattest of possible VP picks at the top of the article without actually mentioning Christie by name.
 
2012-08-07 11:34:05 AM

Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

FYI - it's not for his consumption. It's being viewed as a possible sign of who he may pick as his VP.


So, bubbly, fruity, and tweaked out crazy on stimulants?

Yeah! Romney/Bachmann 2012
 
2012-08-07 11:35:25 AM

Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.


Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.
 
2012-08-07 11:37:03 AM

Lumpmoose: Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

FYI - it's not for his consumption. It's being viewed as a possible sign of who he may pick as his VP.

Per this article, that is.

I like how they put the fattest of possible VP picks at the top of the article without actually mentioning Christie by name.


LOL - I know! I think they did that on purpose to make sure we read the whole thing.
 
2012-08-07 11:38:21 AM
Romney/Lola L-O-L-A Lola 2012!
 
2012-08-07 11:40:04 AM

mahuika: Romney/Lola L-O-L-A Lola 2012!


Well I'm not the world's most masculine robot
 
2012-08-07 11:41:13 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.


I may be wrong, but Hot is not a reference to temperature as alcohol also falls under the category of hot drinks.
 
2012-08-07 11:44:27 AM
Boys. Girls. Mixed-up world. Bad.
 
2012-08-07 11:48:02 AM

mahuika: Romney/Lola L-O-L-A Lola 2012!


[Funny]
 
2012-08-07 11:48:36 AM

sweetmelissa31: mahuika: Romney/Lola L-O-L-A Lola 2012!

Well I'm not the world's most masculine robot


But when I saw my short list, I had no shot
'Cept for Lola, Lo-lo-lo-la
 
2012-08-07 11:54:58 AM

mahuika: But when I saw my short list, I had no shot
'Cept for Lola, Lo-lo-lo-la


Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
 
2012-08-07 11:57:46 AM

Vodka Zombie: CheetahOlivetti: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.

I may be wrong, but Hot is not a reference to temperature as alcohol also falls under the category of hot drinks.


Alcohol is actually "pure wine" and "strong drinks". It is funny that hot chocolate doesn't seem to fall under the hot drinks category, though.
 
2012-08-07 12:01:24 PM
But can he tell us how much it cost him?
 
2012-08-07 12:01:47 PM

sweetmelissa31: mahuika: But when I saw my short list, I had no shot
'Cept for Lola, Lo-lo-lo-la

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy


But I know what I am and what I am is an also-ran
And so's Rafalca
 
2012-08-07 12:07:25 PM
♫♪
Well I left home just a week before
To go to France to avoid the war
Told people how I pissed in a pot
But not about the butler I got...♫♪
 
2012-08-07 12:07:48 PM
Diet cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper's better.

Does that mean I vote for Ron Paul?
 
2012-08-07 12:09:05 PM

Bloody William: Diet cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper's better.

Does that mean I vote for Ron Paul?


Good job fool. You just made Sarah Palin president for life and now all the poor people have to farm for dirt on the moon.
 
2012-08-07 12:09:17 PM
Mormons lie constantly, it's the only way they get through the day. Half my family is mormon. Guarantee if I asked any of them why he was drinking wild cherry pepsi the subject would get instantly changed. Unfortunately that would require me being in the same room with them, which is nearly unbearable.
 
2012-08-07 12:11:34 PM
Well I'm not dumb but I don't know,
What's the thing on the table that's made out of dough

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2012-08-07 12:13:18 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Vodka Zombie: CheetahOlivetti: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.

I may be wrong, but Hot is not a reference to temperature as alcohol also falls under the category of hot drinks.

Alcohol is actually "pure wine" and "strong drinks". It is funny that hot chocolate doesn't seem to fall under the hot drinks category, though.


Thanks for the info.

Now, I want hot chocolate and amaretto. And, it's 90 degrees out.
 
2012-08-07 12:17:03 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: ♫♪
Well I left home just a week before
To go to France to avoid the war
Told people how I pissed in a pot
But not about the butler I got...♫♪


♫ That's the way that I wanted to stay,
With all of my finances tucked away,
Just like Lola, Lo-lo-lo-lo-loa-la
Banks will be boys and banks will be girls,
It's a Ayn Rand wet dream screwed up world,
Oh my Lola, Lo-lo-lo-loa-la♫
 
2012-08-07 12:24:29 PM

sweetmelissa31: Well I'm not dumb but I don't know,
What's the thing on the table that's made out of dough

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


I nearly died.
 
2012-08-07 12:25:55 PM

sweetmelissa31: Well I'm not dumb but I don't know,
What's the thing on the table that's made out of dough

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


Well I've been know to make a ten grand bet,
What's that pitcher on the table that's lemon and wet?
 
2012-08-07 12:27:25 PM

sweetmelissa31: If it's a tub of ice cream, gravy, and a diet coke, we know it's Christie.


Or Bachmann on her period
 
2012-08-07 12:28:20 PM

SurfaceTension: sweetmelissa31: If it's a tub of ice cream, gravy, and a diet coke, we know it's Christie.

Or Bachmann on her period


Marcus?
 
2012-08-07 12:33:14 PM

CheetahOlivetti: SurfaceTension: sweetmelissa31: If it's a tub of ice cream, gravy, and a diet coke, we know it's Christie.

Or Bachmann on her period

Marcus?


Hard to narrow it down, really
 
2012-08-07 01:07:03 PM

sweetmelissa31: If it's a tub of ice cream, gravy, and a diet coke, we know it's Christie.


you underestimate christie I think

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-07 01:10:47 PM
Well I'm not the worlds most masculine robot
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a robot
And so is Lola

whyihateeverything.com

Because you see Mitt Romney has difficulty interacting with human beings in a realistic manner
 
2012-08-07 01:16:28 PM
♫ Well I'm not the world's most intelligent droid
But I know that my tax returns I'd like to avoid
And so does Lola... ♫
 
2012-08-07 01:28:58 PM
thebaltimorechop.com

Well I'm not the best looking kid in the Romney family,
But why'd you have to murder me and dispose of my body in your waste disposal factory?
Bapp. Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bapp
 
2012-08-07 01:30:18 PM

sweetmelissa31: [thebaltimorechop.com image 569x341]

Well I'm not the best looking kid in the Romney family,
But why'd you have to murder me and dispose of my body in your waste disposal factory?
Bapp. Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bapp


oh holy shiat, do me
 
2012-08-07 01:40:29 PM

sweetmelissa31: [thebaltimorechop.com image 569x341]

Well I'm not the best looking kid in the Romney family,
But why'd you have to murder me and dispose of my body in your waste disposal factory?
Bapp. Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bapp


Are we sure the pasty blonde one is even his? He doesn't look like the rest.
 
2012-08-07 01:41:52 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: sweetmelissa31: [thebaltimorechop.com image 569x341]

Well I'm not the best looking kid in the Romney family,
But why'd you have to murder me and dispose of my body in your waste disposal factory?
Bapp. Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bapp

Are we sure the pasty blonde one is even his? He doesn't look like the rest.


I think so. He has the same raging clue the rest of them have.
 
2012-08-07 01:42:56 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Are we sure the pasty blonde one is even his? He doesn't look like the rest.


He's the only one with his mother's mouth. I will not make any further comments about that.
 
2012-08-07 01:48:26 PM

Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.


It's caffeine-free Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi.

Link

Damn whatever compelled me to actually look that up. Probably the Mormon Devil.
 
2012-08-07 01:50:03 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Vodka Zombie: CheetahOlivetti: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.

I may be wrong, but Hot is not a reference to temperature as alcohol also falls under the category of hot drinks.

Alcohol is actually "pure wine" and "strong drinks". It is funny that hot chocolate doesn't seem to fall under the hot drinks category, though.


Yeah, it sort of is. But not really. The 'issue' is caffeine. You will see 'caffeine free' sodas at many mormon functions. They'll eat chocolate and have hot chocolate- I guess they see it as too little caffeine to be an issue. It didn't really matter, I used to drink 64 oz of Dr Pepper or Mtn Dew here and there while a teenager. Yeah, I was rebellious. Heh.

Why is this a news item?
 
2012-08-07 01:52:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: CheetahOlivetti: Vodka Zombie: CheetahOlivetti: Lumpmoose: Well, his religion (arguably) prohibits caffeine, so it's not completely irrelevant. Just boring.

Coffee and tea are no-no's. In my experience, most Mormons don't see Coke and Pepsi as falling under the Word of Wisdom (it talks about "hot drinks"), but some Mormons choose not to drink them.

I may be wrong, but Hot is not a reference to temperature as alcohol also falls under the category of hot drinks.

Alcohol is actually "pure wine" and "strong drinks". It is funny that hot chocolate doesn't seem to fall under the hot drinks category, though.

Yeah, it sort of is. But not really. The 'issue' is caffeine. You will see 'caffeine free' sodas at many mormon functions. They'll eat chocolate and have hot chocolate- I guess they see it as too little caffeine to be an issue. It didn't really matter, I used to drink 64 oz of Dr Pepper or Mtn Dew here and there while a teenager. Yeah, I was rebellious. Heh.

Why is this a news item?


He's a presidential candidate with no personality, no past and no plan so we're down to soft drinks
 
2012-08-07 01:54:16 PM

Jackson Herring: The My Little Pony Killer: Are we sure the pasty blonde one is even his? He doesn't look like the rest.

He's the only one with his mother's mouth. I will not make any further comments about that.


I will: at least three of the sons in that picture look like their mouths have been photoshopped on.
 
2012-08-07 01:55:31 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's a presidential candidate with no personality, no past and no plan so we're down to soft drinks


Nobody asks him how comfy his underwear is? Or the last time it defended him from evil? Or why your bishop is asking you if you masterbate? I mean, these would be amusing questions to ask. Or how about the silly white and green outfits they wear in the temple? Or the whole 'pledge yourself, all your talents, abilities and wherewithall to the church of jesus christ of latter day saints'?

So much more fun can be had if they ask the right questions.
 
2012-08-07 01:56:32 PM
Everyone knows that Wild Cherry Pepsi is the arugula of the Pepsi product line.
 
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