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(The Hill)   GOP primary opponent to Ben Quayle sends out a flyer that accuses Quayle of "going both ways" on a lot of issues. Quayle: "STOP CALLING ME GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY. STOP IT." Well, that escalated quickly   (thehill.com) divider line 51
    More: Amusing, Ben Quayle, GOP, androgyny, Jon Kyl, David Schweikert  
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2012-08-07 11:29:09 AM  
Considering that there is currently a TV ad airing that suggest his opponent, David Schweikert, is in love with Barney Frank (with pink hearts and lavender background in the ad), I don't think "Brock Landers" really has room to complain.
 
2012-08-07 11:33:31 AM  
There's only one way to settle this...

/pistols at dawn
 
2012-08-07 11:34:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's only one way to settle this...

/pistols at dawn

"sword fighting".

FTFY
 
2012-08-07 11:40:26 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's only one way to settle this...

/pistols at dawn"sword cock fighting".

FTFY


FTFY
 
2012-08-07 11:54:16 AM  
You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...
 
2012-08-07 12:34:11 PM  

xanadian: You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...


/reverse Rotsky?
 
2012-08-07 12:34:43 PM  
He's no sissy.
He's all Quayle:

Plus, the ladies don't want me to draw attention from this ass and this bone structure. That would be similar to placing a couple paint by numbers pieces just below the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Did I just compare my ass and bone structure to Michelangelo's masterpiece in the Sistine Chapel? Yes, yes I did...I only write the truth.

-Brock Landers
 
2012-08-07 12:51:53 PM  
And let me guess. Three months or so from now it'll hit the news that this Ben Quayle is having sex with dudes.

I'll put $20 on it.
 
2012-08-07 12:52:29 PM  
The gentleman doth protest too much methinks.
 
2012-08-07 12:53:27 PM  
GOP primary opponent to Ben Quayle sends out a flyer that accuses Quayle of "going both ways" on a lot of issues. Quayle: "STOP CALLING ME GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY. STOP IT." Well, that came to a head quickly

FTFY subby
 
2012-08-07 12:53:47 PM  
i92.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 12:54:02 PM  

heinekenftw: And let me guess. Three months or so from now it'll hit the news that this Ben Quayle is having sex with dudes.

I'll put $20 on it.


The only question is location. Public restroom or Craigslist meetup?
 
2012-08-07 12:54:33 PM  
Is that:

www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com

or

www.yourmusicradar.com

?
 
2012-08-07 12:57:09 PM  
They're eating their own and I love it.
 
2012-08-07 12:57:50 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: xanadian: You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...

/reverse Rotsky?


Joke about the guy's name. Quayle. QUAYLE. Think of another famous Quayle.

/that'sthejoke.jpg
 
2012-08-07 12:58:17 PM  

xanadian: You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...


You mock, but I'm pretty sure he can spell to potatoe.
 
2012-08-07 12:58:55 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i92.photobucket.com image 240x133]


See, YOU get it!
 
2012-08-07 12:58:57 PM  
Apologies in advance, but I know little of this race. Could someone help me out.

1. Is he related to Dan Quayle?
2. Isn't he bisexual if he goes both ways?
3. Is one of them a Tea Partier? Cause it kind of sounds like they both are.
 
2012-08-07 12:59:44 PM  
Bi oh bi, aren't we testy today.
 
2012-08-07 01:00:10 PM  

Cletus C.: Apologies in advance, but I know little of this race. Could someone help me out.

1. Is he related to Dan Quayle?
2. Isn't he bisexual if he goes both ways?
3. Is one of them a Tea Partier? Cause it kind of sounds like they both are.


Let's put it this way: Ben Quayle said without qualification that Obama is the worst president ever. Even for shills like you, that's a bit hyperbolic.
 
2012-08-07 01:00:14 PM  

heinekenftw: And let me guess. Three months or so from now it'll hit the news that this Ben Quayle is having sex with dudes.

I'll put $20 on it.


I think he puts a little cocaine, maybe some crank or something, on it, just so he doesn't think about what he's putting in his mouth.
 
2012-08-07 01:00:51 PM  

Cletus C.: Apologies in advance, but I know little of this race. Could someone help me out.

1. Is he related to Dan Quayle?
2. Isn't he bisexual if he goes both ways?
3. Is one of them a Tea Partier? Cause it kind of sounds like they both are.


He's Danforth's son.
 
2012-08-07 01:02:28 PM  

LarryDan43: Bi oh bi, aren't we testy today.


Hey, it's politics. Nothing's out of bounds; if you can't take anything the opposition can dish out, you should just go homo.
 
2012-08-07 01:02:54 PM  
To be fair he's Totally Not Gay.

/it doesn't count if you give but don't receive
//it also doesn't count if you just stick to rentboys and precede the festivities by snorting meth of his ass
 
2012-08-07 01:04:29 PM  

xanadian: The My Little Pony Killer: xanadian: You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...

/reverse Rotsky?

Joke about the guy's name. Quayle. QUAYLE. Think of another famous Quayle.

/that'sthejoke.jpg


I know, I flubbed the delivery.

/potatoe
 
2012-08-07 01:08:02 PM  
Is he gay if he didn't make eye contact?
 
2012-08-07 01:08:49 PM  

Cletus C.: 3. Is one of them a Tea Partier? Cause it kind of sounds like they both are.


Good luck finding a politician who isn't a Tea Partier in AZ.
 
Ehh
2012-08-07 01:14:08 PM  
Real men don't even look both ways before crossing the street.
 
2012-08-07 01:14:42 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Cletus C.: 3. Is one of them a Tea Partier? Cause it kind of sounds like they both are.

Good luck finding a politician who isn't a Tea Partier in AZ.


Good luck finding a Republican anywhere who isn't a Tea partier or being primaried by one.
 
2012-08-07 01:18:29 PM  
Ben-Gay. Good for stiff muscles.
 
2012-08-07 01:21:48 PM  
In my never-ending quest to always be fully informed on the issues, I did a GIS on Quayle.

1. His wife is hot.
2. He has a look.
3. Yes, I'd 2-1 with the Quayles.
 
2012-08-07 01:32:42 PM  
I saw one of Benji's commercials when I was in Phoenix last month... it was quite possibly the dumbest political ad I have seen in my entire life. 30 seconds of OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD rowrbazzle, and then the punchline: "In 2010 I said Obama was the worst President in our history. I overestimated him." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
 
2012-08-07 01:35:20 PM  
Watch your cornhol.
 
2012-08-07 01:35:33 PM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: I saw one of Benji's commercials when I was in Phoenix last month... it was quite possibly the dumbest political ad I have seen in my entire life. 30 seconds of OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD OBAMA BAD rowrbazzle, and then the punchline: "In 2010 I said Obama was the worst President in our history. I overestimated him." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.


It means he's even dumber than his father. Oh, and it means he takes it in the pooper.
 
2012-08-07 01:36:25 PM  

digistil: They're eating their own and I love it.



i saw the ad the other day, where they post "The Dirty" website logo and pictures of Quayle and these massive "DEROGATORY COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN" and "INTERNET SMUT" and so on words on the screen.

when i realized it was I think Schweikert, not a Dem, but an Elephant, i was like, OH SNAP ESS JUST GOT ARR.
 
2012-08-07 01:42:05 PM  
But the Quayle campaign slammed Schweikert over the mailer, which it says has sexual undertones in its use of a term - going both ways - that normally refers to bisexuality. Though the campaign could not be reached for comment, Quayle spokeswoman Anna Haberlein told the Tucson Citizen that the mailer was a "sleazy smear tactic."

And, on Monday, the campaign released a response from Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) calling the mailer "an example of the worst in American politics" and calling for its condemnation and an apology from Schweikert.



it gets dirty down here....Jim Kolbe (R senator from the mid 80s through the late 90s) I believe was outed, there have been rumors about Jon Kyl, and in the recent Governor race, Jan Brewer's camp, with all the subtlety of a Mike Tyson uppercut to the ballbag, kept alluding to an alleged homosexual encounter Terry Goddard supposedly had in his youth. if i recall that came from "unknown sources" getting into Brewer's son's medical records, as in the early 80s he supposedly raped some woman but got a sweet deal from the prosecution. good ol' tit for tat type stuff.
 
2012-08-07 01:43:33 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-07 01:44:16 PM  

rickythepenguin: But the Quayle campaign slammed Schweikert over the mailer, which it says has sexual undertones in its use of a term - going both ways - that normally refers to bisexuality. Though the campaign could not be reached for comment, Quayle spokeswoman Anna Haberlein told the Tucson Citizen that the mailer was a "sleazy smear tactic."

And, on Monday, the campaign released a response from Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) calling the mailer "an example of the worst in American politics" and calling for its condemnation and an apology from Schweikert.


it gets dirty down here....Jim Kolbe (R senator from the mid 80s through the late 90s) I believe was outed, there have been rumors about Jon Kyl, and in the recent Governor race, Jan Brewer's camp, with all the subtlety of a Mike Tyson uppercut to the ballbag, kept alluding to an alleged homosexual encounter Terry Goddard supposedly had in his youth. if i recall that came from "unknown sources" getting into Brewer's son's medical records, as in the early 80s he supposedly raped some woman but got a sweet deal from the prosecution. good ol' tit for tat type stuff.


And don't forget Sheriff Joe's "my opponent raped his mother" bit.
 
2012-08-07 01:46:46 PM  
"Going both ways" == Bisexual

I guess both sides are idiots on this issue.
 
2012-08-07 01:50:50 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: And don't forget Sheriff Joe's "my opponent raped his mother" bit.



oh yeah....that guy is running again, i think. it isn't bearup but i can't recall his name. i am certain i saw it on a poster recently

the Kyl thing....i don't believe it. but friends that work in DC say they've heard it. i don't believe it though. disclaimer; if it is true I don't give a shiat either way, but i just don't buy it. i recall him being one of the prime forces behind Clinton's impeachment / trial, and it just seems odd -- if it were true -- for him, with that kind of skeleton in his closet* to have been beating the drum for Clinton's conviction back in the day.

*again, i don't care if he is and i'm not saying that anyone should be ashamed of being gay, i just mean "skeleton in the closet" for aperson of that stature, in that party, at that time (1999)).
 
2012-08-07 01:57:26 PM  

Cletus C.: In my never-ending quest to always be fully informed on the issues, I did a GIS on Quayle.

1. His wife is hot.
2. He has a look.
3. Yes, I'd 2-1 with the Quayles.


You should follow that up with a post-coital cigarette or spelling bee, whichever is shorter.
 
2012-08-07 02:24:48 PM  
Gotdamn Arizona, check yo head!
 
2012-08-07 02:26:05 PM  

rickythepenguin: i recall him being one of the prime forces behind Clinton's impeachment / trial, and it just seems odd -- if it were true -- for him, with that kind of skeleton in his closet* to have been beating the drum for Clinton's conviction back in the day.


Watch the movie Outrage on Netflix, which exposes closeted members of Congress. I don't remember Kyl being explicitly outed, but it details the sort of self-loathing that leads to them being some of the most vociferous opponents of gay rights. A lot of the guys in it are pretty rabid in attacking anything that hits their homo-shame nerve.
 
2012-08-07 02:31:10 PM  
Ben Dover Quayle.
 
2012-08-07 03:03:16 PM  
Opps! Wrong thread me clickie.
 
2012-08-07 03:04:28 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Opps! Wrong thread me clickie.


Not really, if it's an indictment of a Jebus-thumper, it's an indictment of a Arizona Teabagger too.
 
2012-08-07 04:27:11 PM  
INCOMING STREISAND EFFECT



(in more ways than one)
 
2012-08-07 05:14:03 PM  
Are you people kidding me? Are you seriously dropping the ball this bad? Really? Like a bisexual?!

"Thank you Ted, that's the joke."

/Fark I am disappoint
 
2012-08-07 10:08:41 PM  
For years I've been hearing stories about one of Dan Quayle's (married) sons being seen in the company of other men in Provincetown, but I thought it was Tucker, not Ben. Anyone?
 
2012-08-10 11:16:01 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: xanadian: The My Little Pony Killer: xanadian: You say potatoe, I say potahtoe...

/reverse Rotsky?

Joke about the guy's name. Quayle. QUAYLE. Think of another famous Quayle.

/that'sthejoke.jpg

I know, I flubbed the delivery.

/potatoe


While I got it, this discussion reminded me how old this joke is (and by extension, me).
 
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