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(DNA India)   Research team sadly announces that their breakthrough may dramatically increase the number of elderly drivers on the road   ( ) divider line 7
    More: Interesting, macular degeneration, cell death, epithelial cells, blindness, eye doctor, mediator variable, vision loss, National Academy of Sciences  
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1554 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Aug 2012 at 1:34 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-07 12:33:40 PM  
2012-08-07 01:40:26 PM  
A fitting quote from Jurassic Park:

They were..."so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
2012-08-07 01:45:25 PM  
I suggest we situate dummy sacrificial Farmer's Markets along all major thoroughfares.
2012-08-07 01:52:12 PM  
Sight isn't the only reason elderly people should reconsider driving.
2012-08-07 07:40:20 PM  
This is hopeful... I've a friend who was an avid reader until she got this. Died a few years later due to multiple complications, not the least of which was her inability to read killed part of her joie de vivre.

/volunteered in a retirement manor for a decade or so, fwiw.
2012-08-07 11:14:21 PM  
Great, they will be able to see who they run over. This does not help the hand/eye coordination though. Now she/he can see it, but just can't avoid it.
2012-08-08 12:45:40 AM
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