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(WTSP)   Old and busted: Tampa Bay hosting the RNC. New hotness: Tampa Bay hosting the 81st National Nudist Convention. With priceless camerawork, proof that the people who willingly get naked are never ever the same ones you actually want to *see* naked   (wtsp.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-07 12:13:08 PM  
I doubt there's anyone in all of Lutz I'd want to see naked.
 
2012-08-07 12:14:45 PM  
I'm told the nudist resorts with the folks that you'd *want* to see naked are all not in the US.
 
2012-08-07 02:44:47 PM  
A nudist convention at a trailer park in Pasco county? Nice.
 
2012-08-07 03:23:28 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm told the nudist resorts with the folks that you'd *want* to see naked are all not in the US.


Whoever told you that is right, unless the US has annexed the Azure Coast and Brazil.
 
2012-08-07 03:23:39 PM  
Once you've seen one pair of titties... you want to see them all
 
2012-08-07 03:24:10 PM  
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2012-08-07 03:24:11 PM  
Do not want.
 
2012-08-07 03:27:32 PM  

King Something: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm told the nudist resorts with the folks that you'd *want* to see naked are all not in the US.

Whoever told you that is right, unless the US has annexed the Azure Coast and Brazil.


It's not an official "nudist resort" but South Beach is full of hot naked or at least topless women.
 
2012-08-07 03:28:07 PM  
...Miami that is.
 
2012-08-07 03:28:08 PM  
I've always wondered why so many nudists are fat and over 50.
 
2012-08-07 03:28:53 PM  
The nice thing about nudists is they don't give a flying fark if you think they're attractive or not.

The fact that old wrinkly grandpa weener scares off the immature looky-loos who are just crusing for hot chicks is a feature, not a bug.
 
2012-08-07 03:30:28 PM  
Ah, Tampa...

Also the same town that had both Fetish Con and a fundie Xtian convention at the same time.

Great times...
 
2012-08-07 03:30:46 PM  
Actually here's the equation: (Theorem by ChipNASA)

Nude Maths =


85% of the folks that are nude should not be....
10% of the folks that should be are not
5% of the folks that you want to see, nude, are
 
2012-08-07 03:31:19 PM  
Hey, they're not doing it for your prurient interest, subby.
 
2012-08-07 03:31:44 PM  

JackieRabbit: I've always wondered why so many nudists are fat and over 50.


IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, STOP STARING AT ME~!~~

/lol
 
2012-08-07 03:33:10 PM  
It's for the lutz
 
2012-08-07 03:33:49 PM  
"proof that the people who willingly get naked are never ever the same ones you actually want to *see* naked"
My guess is that subby has never been to Harbin Hot Springs.
 
2012-08-07 03:35:54 PM  
www.toptiertactics.com

Obligatory.
 
2012-08-07 03:37:23 PM  
Fat people want to be naked because they get too hot sitting around in clothes.
 
2012-08-07 03:38:43 PM  
Hey what a coincidence, the RNC has a Butt Hutt too.

Except, it's not a pavilion or anything, more like a men's room with the lights turned off.
 
2012-08-07 03:39:23 PM  
Ignorant subby is ignorant. It's only about looks to those too prudish to try something new.

Also, there's actually quite a movement going on at present to bring more youth into the fold. They have multiple events a year numbering in the hundreds. And that's just at resorts. Many of the North American nudist beaches and clothing optional areas like hot springs are already populated by more and more youth.

nudity =/= sex
 
2012-08-07 03:40:00 PM  
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2012-08-07 03:41:38 PM  
www.wtsp.com

Take a picture, it'll las-------oh.....you're doing that.
 
2012-08-07 03:43:28 PM  
You need to get yourself over to europe subby. The ratio of "normal" hotties to fat old farts is much, much better on the nude (clothing optional) beaches.
 
2012-08-07 03:46:48 PM  
proof that the people who willingly get naked are never ever the same ones you actually want to *see* naked

In the name of all that's holy, don't tell the Republicans. Especially Sarah Palin.
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2012-08-07 03:47:09 PM  
Paging Dirk the Daring.
 
2012-08-07 03:49:34 PM  
I think that much of the US population is still too sexually repressed to not become aroused by the mere sight of nudity. Maybe in a few decades things will have changed sufficiently for nudism to become more acceptable.

Of course, with all of these hotter summers nowadays, people are likely wearing less clothing. That's a start.
 
2012-08-07 03:50:26 PM  
Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!
 
2012-08-07 03:56:23 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


t0.gstatic.com

Just a suggestion.
 
2012-08-07 03:56:30 PM  

ChipNASA: Actually here's the equation: (Theorem by ChipNASA)

Nude Maths =

85% of the folks that are nude should not be....
10% of the folks that should be are not
5% of the folks that you want to see, nude, are


Sounds accurate. The key is going to a popular place on the right day, like a Holiday weekend. There will be a few hotties among the mainly fat old ladies crowd.

/ Asked my wife to go, she was reluctant. I explained that she would be the hottest woman by a landslide and she went. When she got there and saw the fat old ladies, she was totally into it because she realized she was a superstar among that crowd. She was flauntin' it by the end of the day.
 
2012-08-07 03:57:14 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


Not sure if "how you doin'"...
 
2012-08-07 03:58:53 PM  
kvinesknows
Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


Natural ben-wa?
 
2012-08-07 03:59:16 PM  

Silly Jesus: Ignorant subby is ignorant. It's only about looks to those too prudish to try something new.

Also, there's actually quite a movement going on at present to bring more youth into the fold. They have multiple events a year numbering in the hundreds. And that's just at resorts. Many of the North American nudist beaches and clothing optional areas like hot springs are already populated by more and more youth.

nudity =/= sex


That's EXACTLY what comes to mind when I think of nudists.
 
2012-08-07 04:02:34 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


Dad?
 
2012-08-07 04:03:54 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


Like most senior citizens, balls and tits head south. It's just a fact of nature.
 
2012-08-07 04:04:17 PM  

Mugato: King Something: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm told the nudist resorts with the folks that you'd *want* to see naked are all not in the US.

Whoever told you that is right, unless the US has annexed the Azure Coast and Brazil.

It's not an official "nudist resort" but South Beach is full of hot naked or at least topless women.


South Beach? Those aren't women... are at least, they weren't born that way.
 
2012-08-07 04:04:21 PM  
What, only young people are allowed to be nude or something? They're just old. No one was necessarily fat or ugly. Get over it, ageists.
 
2012-08-07 04:08:55 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mugato: King Something: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm told the nudist resorts with the folks that you'd *want* to see naked are all not in the US.

Whoever told you that is right, unless the US has annexed the Azure Coast and Brazil.

It's not an official "nudist resort" but South Beach is full of hot naked or at least topless women.

South Beach? Those aren't women... are at least, they weren't born that way.


There's gay and a straight nude beachs on South Beach. Gotta say, I've seen some sho' fine specimens of both sexes there.
 
2012-08-07 04:09:03 PM  

Hankie Fest: What, only young people are allowed to be nude or something? They're just old. No one was necessarily fat or ugly. Get over it, ageists.


Christ! Can you imagine the horror-show of today's youth in 40 years? Drooping tattooed junk - all pierced & shaved. *blorp*
 
2012-08-07 04:10:55 PM  

Hankie Fest: What, only young people are allowed to be nude or something? They're just old. No one was necessarily fat or ugly. Get over it, ageists.


That, sir, is a GREAT rule, and I applaud you for suggesting it.

ONLY young people are allowed to be nude. Yes.
 
2012-08-07 04:12:06 PM  
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2012-08-07 04:13:40 PM  

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2012-08-07 04:13:40 PM  
nudist here, under 50, nowhere near the fattest nor thinnest person at the resorts i go to, and no real nudist cares what you think of our appearance, nor do we care about each others' appearance. it's all about being comfortable with yourself, and even more about socializing with people who are more concerned about water volleyball, potluck dinners, and beer than they are about who's wearing what and how much people weigh
 
2012-08-07 04:21:37 PM  

bungle_jr: nudist here, under 50, nowhere near the fattest nor thinnest person at the resorts i go to, and no real nudist cares what you think of our appearance, nor do we care about each others' appearance. it's all about being comfortable with yourself, and even more about socializing with people who are more concerned about water volleyball, potluck dinners, and beer than they are about who's wearing what and how much people weigh


yeah but.. TEN INCH BALLS!
 
2012-08-07 04:24:52 PM  

kvinesknows: bungle_jr: nudist here, under 50, nowhere near the fattest nor thinnest person at the resorts i go to, and no real nudist cares what you think of our appearance, nor do we care about each others' appearance. it's all about being comfortable with yourself, and even more about socializing with people who are more concerned about water volleyball, potluck dinners, and beer than they are about who's wearing what and how much people weigh

yeah but.. TEN INCH BALLS!


gross
 
2012-08-07 04:26:44 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!

"You know who else had a problem with his balls....."


/bigz2k?
 
2012-08-07 04:28:19 PM  
If they were really serious, they'd be holding their convention in the middle of winter in Minnesota.
 
2012-08-07 04:39:31 PM  

kvinesknows: Was at the nude beach near us not that long ago. Looking for someone to help me with the wife (yes really). And up the beach comes walking this older guy, dangling between his legs at LEAST 10 inches. AT LEAST! ooo.. I was thinking.. sure he is old but what a treat for my wife!!


And as he gets closer I notice...wait no.. thats not a dick dangling that long... ITS HIS DAMN BALLS!!... YIKES a tiny little 2 or so inch penis and TEN INCH LONG BALLS!!!


Newsletter?
 
2012-08-07 05:04:46 PM  

kvinesknows: bungle_jr: nudist here, under 50, nowhere near the fattest nor thinnest person at the resorts i go to, and no real nudist cares what you think of our appearance, nor do we care about each others' appearance. it's all about being comfortable with yourself, and even more about socializing with people who are more concerned about water volleyball, potluck dinners, and beer than they are about who's wearing what and how much people weigh

yeah but.. TEN INCH BALLS!


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-08-07 05:09:32 PM  
I really don't care if people want to get naked at nudist resorts and whatnot no matter what they look like, but I am curious as to why. I get wanting to be nude around your house to be comfortable and all that, but I don't get the desire to want to show everyone your body. Perhaps that's the thing though, they're not trying to show off they're just trying to treat the world like their own private home? Any nudists want to shed some light on it? Is it about exposing yourself or is it just about being "comfortable?"
 
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