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(610 WIOD)   Congratulations, kids. Your new state approved football coach is Uncle Luke from 2 Live Crew   (610wiod.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Live Crew, defensive coordinator, Uncle Luke, Luther Campbell  
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2012-08-07 11:30:15 AM  
Baby's got running back.
 
2012-08-07 12:22:52 PM  
Face down, Ass up, that's the way we do push ups!
 
2012-08-07 12:58:32 PM  
Can a biatch do a backpedal drill?
 
2012-08-07 02:25:50 PM  
Meh. Could be worse. The kids still aren't at Penn State.
 
2012-08-07 02:26:14 PM  
NCAA eligibility out the window, but I'm pretty sure Nevin will make sure they still get into The U.
 
2012-08-07 02:28:17 PM  
I got a couple of friends here
Trained by the CIA
Special agents here
To blow you the hell away!
GWAR, your the worst, I'll put an end to you
Your even grosser then 2 Live Crew!


Someone let me know when Slymenstra Hymen starts teaching art classes in K-8.

/not impressed
 
2012-08-07 02:28:23 PM  
Raise the roof!
 
2012-08-07 02:28:43 PM  
Given that most rappers are actually posers (if they lived the lifestyle they rap about they'd be dead...yes, some aren't posers and well...), I am ok with this.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-08-07 02:30:33 PM  
Just wait until he calls defensive plays.

"7 Blitzos."
 
2012-08-07 02:30:44 PM  

hdhale: Given that most rappers are actually posers (if they lived the lifestyle they rap about they'd be dead...yes, some aren't posers and well...), I am ok with this.


When my kids are picking ethically questionable musicians to idolize, by and far I prefer it that they stay away from posers.
 
2012-08-07 02:34:57 PM  
Because this is the land of the free
the home of the brave
and 2 live is what we are.
 
2012-08-07 02:35:30 PM  
brap
2012-08-07 11:30:15 AM
Baby's got running back.


I hope you're trolling

/lick it 'til your tounge turns doo-doo brown
 
2012-08-07 02:35:31 PM  
Heeeeeeeeeeey, we want some piiiiiza!

We had to sing it that way in the halls of my high school or we'd get detention.
 
2012-08-07 02:40:19 PM  
I thought he was banned in the U.S.A.?
 
2012-08-07 02:40:39 PM  
"Can an attractive and successful American get an endzone dance?"
 
2012-08-07 02:41:07 PM  
Fark Miami Northwestern High School. Fark, Fark Miami Northwestern High School?
 
2012-08-07 02:44:26 PM  
Hoochie Mama on 1

Me So Horny on 2

Hut hut hike.

/yeah yeah, he is the d coach
 
2012-08-07 02:44:45 PM  
2 Live Crew led to this:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Which made it easier when you were kid to know which CDs were the good ones.
 
2012-08-07 02:49:36 PM  
At least he's no longer ♫sittin' at home with his dick on hard♪

/Fark you for farking at the fark shop *gong*
 
2012-08-07 02:50:03 PM  
If his team wins the championship, Luke will not take them for ice cream

He'll take them to:


THE fark SHOP!!
 
2012-08-07 02:53:08 PM  
Yell and throw things if you must, but I have always preferred the 2 Live Crew remix of Queen's "We Will Rock You" to the original.

Seriously though, I don't see 2 Live Crew as much of a threat as far as being compared to the music of today. I mean, I can remember driving down the road, listening to a singer talking about the perspiration descending from his nether regions and another singing about exactly what a girl should do to get his attention...both on regular old radio stations. Nowadays, you could play an entire 2 Live Crew album on-air, as long as you bleeped out the 'seven words'. lol
 
2012-08-07 03:01:07 PM  
This is the guy that ran for political office on a platform of wanting to tax the strippers. He must have good background in football to be named a coach at Miami Northwestern--they have a tradition of being good at the top levels of Florida high school football, winning back to back state titles just four years ago.
 
2012-08-07 03:09:34 PM  
If I was his player, and he promised me even one-tenth as much as he promised the UM kids back in the day, I'd be a McDonald's All-American.
 
2012-08-07 03:10:14 PM  
So will the offense lick it before they stick it?
 
2012-08-07 03:14:31 PM  
Good. There is no good farking reason for this guy not to coach D. I like that the article points out that he has to do what everyone else in their right mind is required to do like it's some kind of special condition.

If everyone who swore and said filthy things about women were barred from teaching, there would be no teachers.
 
2012-08-07 03:16:21 PM  
Yeah but, "Florida" tag needs new street cred on FARK and this is just retar- I mean, re-cycled.

/yo?
 
2012-08-07 03:18:20 PM  

plewis: Good. There is no good farking reason for this guy not to coach D. I like that the article points out that he has to do what everyone else in their right mind is required to do like it's some kind of special condition.

If everyone who swore and said filthy things about women were barred from teaching, there would be no teachers.


I think the whole reason this is a story is not because of his music but because of the rampant allegations of him being more than just a booster for UM in the 80's.
 
2012-08-07 03:20:12 PM  

plewis: Good. There is no good farking reason for this guy not to coach D.


He is renowned for his self-butt-patting?

Known in 7 states?

is1.4sqi.net

...wrong coach?
 
2012-08-07 03:25:33 PM  

SkunkWerks: plewis: Good. There is no good farking reason for this guy not to coach D.

He is renowned for his self-butt-patting?

Known in 7 states?

[is1.4sqi.net image 850x1067]

...wrong coach?


Nice jerb
 
2012-08-07 03:38:32 PM  
At least this is one guy we can be reaonsaly sure is not a pedophile
 
2012-08-07 03:41:33 PM  
By the time I was 12 I knew the lyrics to all the songs on As Nasty as They Wanna Be. I grew up in Miami. It was inevitable.

/Fark Northwestern!
//GO CORAL PARK
///Even more important (and Uncle Luke would agree) GO CANES!
 
2012-08-07 03:46:31 PM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: Yell and throw things if you must, but I have always preferred the 2 Live Crew remix of Queen's "We Will Rock You" to the original.

Seriously though, I don't see 2 Live Crew as much of a threat as far as being compared to the music of today. I mean, I can remember driving down the road, listening to a singer talking about the perspiration descending from his nether regions and another singing about exactly what a girl should do to get his attention...both on regular old radio stations. Nowadays, you could play an entire 2 Live Crew album on-air, as long as you bleeped out the 'seven words'. lol


In south Florida they did play the bleeped versions on the regular stations back then.

/my introduction to 2 live crew was one day after eighth grade gym class. The black kids had a boombox and started playing hey we want some pu$$y. At that point in time it may have been the funniest thing I had heard.
 
2012-08-07 03:52:29 PM  

SkunkWerks: hdhale: Given that most rappers are actually posers (if they lived the lifestyle they rap about they'd be dead...yes, some aren't posers and well...), I am ok with this.

When my kids are picking ethically questionable musicians to idolize, by and far I prefer it that they stay away from posers.


The pretty much eliminates most Rap artists, metal bands particularly death metal bands, Country acts, and all female and male divas. However, you are left with a fair number of Blues artists, George Strait, and a few Rock acts like Joan Jett and Jon Bon Jovi.
 
2012-08-07 03:52:38 PM  
Old Kid rock was just as dirty up here in the D.

Yodelin in the valley comes to mind as do many others that would get edited out by the filters.
 
2012-08-07 04:03:51 PM  
Balls!
 
2012-08-07 04:16:28 PM  

Hermione_Granger: At least this is one guy we can be reaonsaly sure is not a pedophile


Unfortunately, can't say the same for his dancers... you know how Janet brought the eroticism to Velvet Rope, Discipline and Do You Mind? But kept it for the grown and sexy? Not these chickenheads. Random and all over the place, basic strippers. I think the worst part was that they had no problem booty shaking and lapdancing little kids... I mean little kids. And parents thought it was cute. Fking Miami. The South = Eternally Lame. Meanwhile, Luke doesn't care, as long as the money comes in. Or didn't.

/Didn't Uncle Luke slow down and get married a couple years ago, to a good Christian woman?
// To lecavalier: I believe it.
 
2012-08-07 05:32:32 PM  
Get up off your ass! And pick up all this shiat! Look at you, you sorry ass, low-down ratty Biatch!

/Pow
 
2012-08-07 06:02:43 PM  
Nasty as they want to be

/get off my lawn you burglars
 
2012-08-07 06:29:44 PM  
Don't stop, pop that pigskin!
 
2012-08-07 08:30:22 PM  

probesport: Old Kid rock was just as dirty up here in the D.

Yodelin in the valley comes to mind as do many others that would get edited out by the filters.


There is only one:

whiiite.files.wordpress.com

/Hey ho!...Yeah you...can I acks you a question? You like ta phuq?
 
2012-08-08 06:22:09 AM  

hdhale: SkunkWerks: hdhale: Given that most rappers are actually posers (if they lived the lifestyle they rap about they'd be dead...yes, some aren't posers and well...), I am ok with this.

When my kids are picking ethically questionable musicians to idolize, by and far I prefer it that they stay away from posers.

The pretty much eliminates most Rap artists, metal bands particularly death metal bands, Country acts, and all female and male divas. However, you are left with a fair number of Blues artists, George Strait, and a few Rock acts like Joan Jett and Jon Bon Jovi.


I'd much rather they idolize people who are actually violent and felonious.
 
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