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2012-08-07 12:08:16 PM  
Fluid situation is right!
 
2012-08-07 12:09:23 PM  
surf's up?
 
2012-08-07 12:10:42 PM  
there should be a live webcam set up for our eternal enjoyment
 
2012-08-07 12:11:13 PM  
That was satisfying on a whole new level.
 
2012-08-07 12:13:55 PM  
How is this legal?
 
2012-08-07 12:15:13 PM  
The owners have to manually turn the valve?
Amateurs.
 
2012-08-07 12:15:43 PM  
I puked behind a business in Allentown once. I could have used a shower.
 
2012-08-07 12:19:40 PM  
how could you shoot women and children?
you don't lead them as much!
 
2012-08-07 12:19:48 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: How is this legal?


Forget it jake, it's Pennsylvania.
 
2012-08-07 12:27:06 PM  
*hobo taking a dump*

*whooooosh*

Thank you Jesus, for answering my bidet prayers!
 
2012-08-07 12:28:37 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: How is this legal?


Pissing in public isn't legal.

As for watering the alley weeds, I don't think there is any law against that.
 
2012-08-07 12:44:08 PM  
One of those snarky SOBs is going to come back with an umbrella and piss to his content.
 
2012-08-07 12:45:34 PM  
The host asked the same question I had: What is it about this particular building that makes people want to pee on it?
 
2012-08-07 12:47:46 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: The host asked the same question I had: What is it about this particular building that makes people want to pee on it?


are there any buildings named after Harry J Anslinger? if so, peeing on them is kind of mandatory.
 
2012-08-07 12:48:44 PM  

LesserEvil: Pissing in public isn't legal.


Neither is parking withing 15 feet of a fire hydrant, does that grant me carte blanche to piss on my neighbor when he gets home, since he only left a six foot gap?
 
2012-08-07 12:56:05 PM  

The Loaf: LesserEvil: Pissing in public isn't legal.

Neither is parking withing 15 feet of a fire hydrant, does that grant me carte blanche to piss on my neighbor when he gets home, since he only left a six foot gap?


I think we already covered the legality of pissing in public (on your neighbor, notwithstanding).

If the guy posted signs, and given that that part of the alley is private property (this is often why homeless people are arrested for "trespassing"), I think the deterrent is within the bounds of the law. If it was lethal force, there might be an issue with legality (there are specific laws covering this case); as it stands, a shot of water is clearly a non-lethal measure.
 
2012-08-07 01:00:48 PM  
How long before the bums in the area learn that they can get a free shower this way?
 
2012-08-07 01:02:05 PM  
I would put up a loud PA and lighting that says "Look at me! My momma didn't teach me to use a bathroom" or something along those lines. Either way, cue yakity sax and post a video on youtube
 
2012-08-07 01:05:56 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: How is this legal?


Not sure what you are wondering about here. The legality of relieving ones self in public or the use of water on your business property.
 
2012-08-07 01:59:04 PM  
You mean the deer and people that cross over into my property, trip my motion detector (to prevent the deer from eating my landscaping) and get sprayed by a hose can sue me?

LoL.

Basically the same thing here.
 
2012-08-07 02:03:57 PM  
Know what would be awesome? Making that water about 40 degrees.
 
2012-08-07 02:14:38 PM  

PacificaFitz: there should be a live webcam set up for our eternal enjoyment


I was thinking they could connect the water tap to the web so we could squirt people too.
But then I realised that people would go pee there just to be squirted on so they'd get famous on them internets.
 
2012-08-07 03:53:35 PM  
Why there? Because there is a nice corner to go around so nobody can you see you from the street.
 
2012-08-07 05:11:15 PM  
Should attach a bottle of deer urine or similar scent inline to the spray so the guy will stink worse than the alley for awhile.
 
2012-08-07 08:53:43 PM  

rooftop235: I would put up a loud PA and lighting that says "Look at me! My momma didn't teach me to use a bathroom" or something along those lines. Either way, cue yakity sax and post a video on youtube


"Does that come in an adult size"?

"Lookie Lookie Lookie. Who's gotta cookie?"
 
2012-08-07 09:14:47 PM  

The Loaf: LesserEvil: Pissing in public isn't legal.

Neither is parking withing 15 feet of a fire hydrant, does that grant me carte blanche to piss on my neighbor when he gets home, since he only left a six foot gap?


Interesting questions here. One way to look at it: it's on the owner's property. If your neighbour comes onto your property, it's probably legal to piss on him for any reason at all, notwithstanding issues of indecent exposure. It's your property, after all, and he surely knows that. In this case, unless the pipe reaches past the boundary, I'm guessing it's legal for him to turn it on any time he wants for any reason at all. Pissers surely know they're not supposed to be pissing there.
 
2012-08-07 09:16:12 PM  

hippyneil: PacificaFitz: there should be a live webcam set up for our eternal enjoyment

I was thinking they could connect the water tap to the web so we could squirt people too.
But then I realised that people would go pee there just to be squirted on so they'd get famous on them internets.


And that's a problem why? Get some ads on there, and it could be a goldmine.
 
2012-08-08 04:38:59 AM  
Someone should show up with an umbrella.
 
2012-08-08 09:47:13 AM  

WTP 2: how could you shoot women and children?
you don't lead them as much!


Excellent!


Get some!
 
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