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(Mega 949)   "Texas' IQ standard for retardation is too low at 70." Florida crosses arms, nods, drools   (mega949.com) divider line 142
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2012-08-07 10:15:37 AM

ace in your face: If he could put together and plan out kidnapping and killing someone for the explicit reason of them ratting on him then he is smart enough to face the consequences of his actions. IQ tests are bullshiat and if he has only failed one of 6 then he isn't retarded anyway.


Shiat man. Have you ever dealt with a two-year-old? Vindictive and able to plan revenge.
 
2012-08-07 10:19:43 AM

ace in your face: IQ tests are bullshiat


Perhaps in your case, yes.
 
2012-08-07 10:21:28 AM
I'm retarded...so I'm getting a kick!
 
2012-08-07 10:24:08 AM

MycroftHolmes: indylaw: It's hard for me to comprehend what someone with an IQ of 61 would be like. I don't usually deal with anyone with an IQ below 110.

I believe this. Mental Health professionals usually have an above average IQ.


"What's wrong with me?"
"I think you're crazy."
"Want a second opinion!"
"You're also lazy."
 
hej
2012-08-07 10:24:50 AM
What, 53 replies and not a single picture of Bush?? You guys are letting me down.
 
2012-08-07 10:27:53 AM
I can't take the retarded lady in the linked video seriously.
 
2012-08-07 10:28:33 AM

assjuice: And West Virginia eats another pudding.


And then licks the short bus windows.
 
2012-08-07 10:30:03 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: ChubbyTiger: Agarista: I was told not to say 'retarded,' yet it was used in some form or another 7 times in the story.

Your retarded.

You may be right. Agarista may actually possess a retarded and you're probably welcome to address it here. But until you learn to communicate in English, we'll probably never know.

Your =/= You're.
Derpity!


You totally missed that one.

"Your retarded" was spelled that way for a reason lol
 
2012-08-07 10:30:31 AM
It's hilarious that Texas thinks having the most executions in the western world is a sign of superiority. Exceptionalism is delusional. It's too bad that I alone possess the moral clarity to understand this.
 
2012-08-07 10:33:52 AM
Rick Scott laughs at these shenanigans

/knows the IQ of most supporters is in the range of "eggplant"

//Mwah-ha-ha
 
2012-08-07 10:34:18 AM
I think they should raise the official 'tard level from 70.

Have you ever tried to discuss anything more complex than the weather with someone with an IQ under 110? It's like pulling teeth.
 
2012-08-07 10:35:05 AM

Minerva8918: HotIgneous Intruder: ChubbyTiger: Agarista: I was told not to say 'retarded,' yet it was used in some form or another 7 times in the story.

Your retarded.

You may be right. Agarista may actually possess a retarded and you're probably welcome to address it here. But until you learn to communicate in English, we'll probably never know.

Your =/= You're.
Derpity!

You totally missed that one.

"Your retarded" was spelled that way for a reason lol


Yoo betcha!

/Em's some mighty good french fried pertaters.
 
2012-08-07 10:37:49 AM
1) IQ tests are ridiculous and unreliable
2) I don't care if someone is mentally deficient. If they know right from wrong, they can pay the ultimate price for their crimes. Just because you're really goddamn stupid doesn't mean you don't know that murder is wrong
3) "There is no forensic evidence and there are no eye witnesses who really establish who pulled the trigger." Don't execute people without compelling direct evidence that they are the perpetrator
 
2012-08-07 10:40:17 AM
Texas executing their retards? What's not to like?
 
2012-08-07 10:42:27 AM
ChubbyTiger: Your retarded.

Retarded
 
2012-08-07 10:43:26 AM

bhcompy: 1) IQ tests are ridiculous and unreliable
2) I don't care if someone is mentally deficient. If they know right from wrong, they can pay the ultimate price for their crimes. Just because you're really goddamn stupid doesn't mean you don't know that murder is wrong3) "There is no forensic evidence and there are no eye witnesses who really establish who pulled the trigger." Don't execute people without compelling direct evidence that they are the perpetrator


This is simplistic and unhelpful. If they have the reasoning capacity of a child who may understand that murder is wrong, according to adults who also say fibbing is wrong and eating cookies before dinner is wrong, then it IS immoral to execute them. People with that capacity do not understand the permanence of death. They barely understand why a new kleenex pops up when you pull one out.
 
2012-08-07 10:43:59 AM

bhcompy: 1) IQ tests are ridiculous and unreliable


Are you claiming they don't really measure IQ reliably?
 
2012-08-07 10:44:15 AM
FTA "Marvin Wilson kidnapped and killed a Beaumont police informant who'd ratted on him"

Mr. Wilson was functional enough to understand cause and effect with regard to the informant and sophisticated enough to devise a plan for murder and then execute that plan.

Off with his head.
 
2012-08-07 10:49:04 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Mateorocks: Based on the folks I see everyday that somehow have a driver's license, it should be 100.

why? it's not like you have to compute pi to 10000000 digits while driving


Knowing your right from your left would be helpful, though.
 
2012-08-07 10:51:24 AM

gshepnyc: bhcompy: 1) IQ tests are ridiculous and unreliable
2) I don't care if someone is mentally deficient. If they know right from wrong, they can pay the ultimate price for their crimes. Just because you're really goddamn stupid doesn't mean you don't know that murder is wrong3) "There is no forensic evidence and there are no eye witnesses who really establish who pulled the trigger." Don't execute people without compelling direct evidence that they are the perpetrator

This is simplistic and unhelpful. If they have the reasoning capacity of a child who may understand that murder is wrong, according to adults who also say fibbing is wrong and eating cookies before dinner is wrong, then it IS immoral to execute them. People with that capacity do not understand the permanence of death. They barely understand why a new kleenex pops up when you pull one out.


You're right. They should be locked away in home with others who can easily be talked into murder, or better yet, left to their own devices so that in a fit of anger they commit yet another murder for which they aren't culpable.
 
2012-08-07 10:53:31 AM

Mateorocks: Jon iz teh kewl: Mateorocks: Based on the folks I see everyday that somehow have a driver's license, it should be 100.

why? it's not like you have to compute pi to 10000000 digits while driving

Knowing your right from your left would be helpful, though.


i3.ytimg.com

this is your right
you're gonna die
 
2012-08-07 10:54:08 AM
" How 'bout them Cowboys ? "
 
2012-08-07 10:54:17 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Minerva8918: HotIgneous Intruder: ChubbyTiger: Agarista: I was told not to say 'retarded,' yet it was used in some form or another 7 times in the story.

Your retarded.

You may be right. Agarista may actually possess a retarded and you're probably welcome to address it here. But until you learn to communicate in English, we'll probably never know.

Your =/= You're.
Derpity!

You totally missed that one.

"Your retarded" was spelled that way for a reason lol

Yoo betcha!

/Em's some mighty good french fried pertaters.


It's okay, it's still early lol
 
2012-08-07 10:57:48 AM
So. he's stupid as a a mud fence, but not a retard? Yeah, I manage one of those, nice guy, but you can't leave him unattended very much - you need three of him to do the job of one normal person.
 
2012-08-07 11:02:17 AM
In criminal prosecutions, mental retardation should be an aggravating circumstance rather than a mitigating circumstance. It should be the responsibility of the government to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the defendant is retarded.

A first degree felony with an affirmative finding of retardation should be enhanced to a capital offense. So a defendant found guilty of a crime like murder or aggravated sexual assault would be eligible for the death penalty if the State could also prove that the defendant was retarded.
The theory is that we, as a society, are quick to "put down" other sub-human species when they become a nuisance or harm people. If a human has the mental capacity of a dog then the threshold for extermination should be lower. You can't rehabilitate a mad dog or a retard.
 
2012-08-07 11:08:17 AM

jaybeezey: You're right. They should be locked away in home with others who can easily be talked into murder, or better yet, left to their own devices so that in a fit of anger they commit yet another murder for which they aren't culpable.


Karl Childers winks and takes another bite of a french fried pertater.
 
2012-08-07 11:09:46 AM
If the guy had down syndrome and was just a big loveable retard, that would be ok. He is not, he actively plotted to kidnap and kill someone because the got told on. He is not a benefit to society and never will be, he will always be a danger, execute him.
 
2012-08-07 11:14:42 AM

Slaxl: I'm as anti-death penalty as anyone but playing devil's avocado for a while it seems pretty clear cut. He's not too retarded to plan the kidnapping and murder of someone who ratted on him, and that shows a level of conscious awareness and foresight that means he should pay for his actions, in hell!


But that doesn't mean he understands the consequences of his actions.

(I have no idea if he can or can't understand consequences. But that should be the criteria.)
 
2012-08-07 11:14:54 AM
Texas is the best place in the world, period.

This is still true despite the relative police state, and idiots in the legislature, courts, and governor's mansion.

Fark all y'all.
 
2012-08-07 11:15:38 AM
Apparently some people are are able to determine the IQ of every person they interact with. Guess what buddy? My IQ is 109. I can discuss a wide range of subjects; both average and slightly above average, yet still in the normal range.
 
2012-08-07 11:16:07 AM

atomicmask: If the guy had down syndrome and was just a big loveable retard, that would be ok. He is not, he actively plotted to kidnap and kill someone because the got told on. He is not a benefit to society and never will be, he will always be a danger, execute him.


maybe he just needs estrogen
 
2012-08-07 11:18:10 AM

Krieghund: Slaxl: I'm as anti-death penalty as anyone but playing devil's avocado for a while it seems pretty clear cut. He's not too retarded to plan the kidnapping and murder of someone who ratted on him, and that shows a level of conscious awareness and foresight that means he should pay for his actions, in hell!

But that doesn't mean he understands the consequences of his actions.

(I have no idea if he can or can't understand consequences. But that should be the criteria.)


What does this mean? If I wanted to blur the line, I would say that every single criminal who was honestly regretful for having to be accountable for the results of getting caught could make an argument that they did not understand the consequences of their actions.
 
2012-08-07 11:18:37 AM

Slaxl: I'm as anti-death penalty as anyone but playing devil's avocado for a while it seems pretty clear cut. He's not too retarded to plan the kidnapping and murder of someone who ratted on him, and that shows a level of conscious awareness and foresight that means he should pay for his actions, in hell!


Devil's Avocado is the name of my Dweezil Zappa cover band.
 
2012-08-07 11:37:58 AM
What's that say about the rest of the US then, that a bunch of Texan 'retards' can run a state and economy better than the rest of the states?
 
2012-08-07 11:41:21 AM

Slaxl: I'm as anti-death penalty as anyone but playing devil's avocado for a while it seems pretty clear cut. He's not too retarded to plan the kidnapping and murder of someone who ratted on him, and that shows a level of conscious awareness and foresight that means he should pay for his actions, in hell!


Seems like the article left quite a bit out, like his accomplice and shaky eyewitness accounts. Here is a better story about it. But hey as a someone against the death penalty, you sure didn't mind going ahead and saying it was OK to kill a guy who's mentally retarded based on a few comments from the D.A.

Don't worry about it though, I'm sure you got the whole story in 13 sentences.
 
2012-08-07 11:41:51 AM
Shouldn't there be a maximum IQ instead? "Sure, you are a psychopath, but with a 150 IQ, I can see a future for you as an evil genius working for the government."
 
2012-08-07 11:55:09 AM
FTFA: "There's been at least five additional IQ tests that show Wilson is not retarded."

What sort of idiot passes an IQ test which will result in his execution? He's clearly got a very low IQ, and passing the tests proves it.
 
2012-08-07 11:56:13 AM

russsssman: What's that say about the rest of the US then, that a bunch of Texan 'retards' can run a state and economy better than the rest of the states?


0/10
Bwah-hahahahaha.
Exceptional retardation.
 
2012-08-07 11:57:07 AM

orbister: FTFA: "There's been at least five additional IQ tests that show Wilson is not retarded."

What sort of idiot passes an IQ test which will result in his execution? He's clearly got a very low IQ, and passing the tests proves it.


How do you fail an IQ test?
 
2012-08-07 12:00:12 PM

russsssman: What's that say about the rest of the US then, that a bunch of Texan 'retards' can run a state and economy better than the rest of the states?


Profile: "If you didn't grow up here with a sense of history and roots that date back a couple of hundred years, the chances are you wouldn't like what I write. And I wouldn't value your opinion."

My family has been in this country since a hundred years before it was a country and never had any need to go to "Texas." We'll leave that to you retards.
 
2012-08-07 12:02:03 PM
Death penalty advocate Dudley Sharp says the claim Wilson is retarded is bogus.

At the time, Dudley had just gotten done shouting commands to his underlings that Wilson should be "put in the iron maiden"

whatculture.com
 
2012-08-07 12:06:06 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: russsssman: What's that say about the rest of the US then, that a bunch of Texan 'retards' can run a state and economy better than the rest of the states?

Profile: "If you didn't grow up here with a sense of history and roots that date back a couple of hundred years, the chances are you wouldn't like what I write. And I wouldn't value your opinion."

My family has been in this country since a hundred years before it was a country and never had any need to go to "Texas." We'll leave that to you retards.




Dear Genius:

When trying to look cool, please don't quote some other guy's post, but include a quote from my profile.

Thanks,

Non-retarded Texan

Also, I'm pretty sure I can trace my American roots farther than that. But I'm glad you and your family have not seen the need to come to Texas. Keep up the good work.
 
2012-08-07 12:06:10 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Texas is the best place in the world, period.

This is still true despite the relative police state, and idiots in the legislature, courts, and governor's mansion.

Fark all y'all.


From your profile: "If you didn't grow up here with a sense of history and roots that date back a couple of hundred years, the chances are you wouldn't like what I write. And I wouldn't value your opinion."

Nicely open minded of you.
My family has been in this country since a hundred years before it was a country and never had any need to go to "Texas." We'll leave that to you retards.
 
2012-08-07 12:07:06 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: HotIgneous Intruder: russsssman: What's that say about the rest of the US then, that a bunch of Texan 'retards' can run a state and economy better than the rest of the states?

Profile: "If you didn't grow up here with a sense of history and roots that date back a couple of hundred years, the chances are you wouldn't like what I write. And I wouldn't value your opinion."

My family has been in this country since a hundred years before it was a country and never had any need to go to "Texas." We'll leave that to you retards.



Dear Genius:

When trying to look cool, please don't quote some other guy's post, but include a quote from my profile.

Thanks,

Non-retarded Texan

Also, I'm pretty sure I can trace my American roots farther than that. But I'm glad you and your family have not seen the need to come to Texas. Keep up the good work.


I got you covered, retard.
My apologies to ruuuuussssssssorwhatever.
 
2012-08-07 12:09:08 PM
www.alienlegend.com

Don't call me that.
 
2012-08-07 12:10:44 PM

HotIgneous Intruder:
I got you covered, retard.
My apologies to ruuuuussssssssorwhatever.


1. You can't keep your posts straight, but I'm the retard. Got it.

2. (Re: your other post) You think I'm closed minded, but you bad mouth a state you've never been to? That makes you even dumber than your other post.

3. Why would I need to be open minded? I've been to my state and to yours, so I can form an educated opinion.

4. I bet my penis is bigger than yours, too.

5. You seem like a douche.
 
2012-08-07 12:12:05 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: Also, I'm pretty sure I can trace my American roots farther than that.


You betcha.
Descended from apes, I'd guess.
 
2012-08-07 12:16:17 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Descended from apes, I'd guess.


You're not? Lemme guess--taken from someone's ribs, and molded from clay?
 
2012-08-07 12:21:06 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: 1. You can't keep your posts straight, but I'm the retard. Got it.

2. (Re: your other post) You think I'm closed minded, but you bad mouth a state you've never been to? That makes you even dumber than your other post.

3. Why would I need to be open minded? I've been to my state and to yours, so I can form an educated opinion.

4. I bet my penis is bigger than yours, too.

5. You seem like a douche.


OH look. How cute. It types.
1) Nobody's perfect, except Texans.
2) Lived in Texas for way too long.
3) Having been somewhere doesn't bestow special knowledge.
4) Nope. Big and thick, like your soft brain.
5) You seem like ... a Texan.

That is all, retard.
 
2012-08-07 12:22:31 PM
/lame
 
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