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(New Jersey 101.5)   If you were looking for a phone app to tell you if your neighbors are commies then good luck, because here it is   (nj1015.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-07 10:21:14 AM  
I'm not flagged on this app, so it doesn't list every registered Democrat..
 
2012-08-07 10:47:20 AM  
iTail Gunner?
 
2012-08-07 11:32:38 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-07 11:41:07 AM  
Digital surveyors marks.
 
2012-08-07 11:42:22 AM  
Wow! My neighbors are both Democrats and registered sex offenders. What are the odds? Thank Jobs for these phone apps.
 
2012-08-07 11:47:52 AM  
Well these guys will be getting cleaned out after the first murder.
 
2012-08-07 11:48:17 AM  
Good luck?
 
2012-08-07 11:55:43 AM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x366]


Please tell me there's a sign in the other yard that says "My next door neighbor has an incredibly small penis."
 
2012-08-07 11:59:51 AM  
This app is farking retarded.
 
2012-08-07 12:02:39 PM  
Pfft. I have access to the County's voter database. Much more informative, as it includes age, race, phone numbers, etc.
 
2012-08-07 12:05:41 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Well these guys will be getting cleaned out after the first murder.


Why?

It's not like the right has a history of violent rhetoric as well as unhinged lunatics nodding their heads in agreement about boogeymen coming to grab their guns and turn America into a socialist nightmare.
 
2012-08-07 12:20:24 PM  
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Yes, I'd like to order the commie libtard phone app, please.
Do I have a smart phone? It smarts when I drop it on my foot!
Hello? HELLO??
 
2012-08-07 12:26:48 PM  

jayhawk88: the opposite of charity is justice: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x366]

Please tell me there's a sign in the other yard that says "My next door neighbor has an incredibly small penis."


Again?
I swear, I'm astounded at the obvious penis fixation of the anti-gun crowd...

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-07 12:37:20 PM  

jayhawk88: the opposite of charity is justice: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x366]

Please tell me there's a sign in the other yard that says "My next door neighbor has an incredibly small penis."


There was, but it got stolen.
 
2012-08-07 12:40:02 PM  
Why should I care about the political affiliations of my neighbors?
 
2012-08-07 12:43:43 PM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x366]


What shiatty neighborhoods do people live in that they are constantly gripped by the fear of a home invasion?
 
2012-08-07 12:44:09 PM  
divide and conquer...
 
2012-08-07 12:46:27 PM  
Want untraceable guns to commit crime? Wait till I leave home!
 
2012-08-07 12:48:25 PM  

impaler: Want untraceable guns to commit crime? Wait till I leave home!


Kind of like "Open Carry: Be the first one shot!"
 
2012-08-07 12:50:52 PM  

impaler: Want untraceable guns to commit crime? Wait till I leave home!


Untraceable?

I thought the whole point of gun control was that they could be traced.

Of course, if they are stolen, I would hope that you aren't a dumb-ass and report it right away.
 
2012-08-07 12:51:55 PM  

Cybernetic: Why should I care about the political affiliations of my neighbors?


You know. They might get their Socialisms all over your lawn and bring down property values for the entire neighborhood. Or something.
 
2012-08-07 01:21:59 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Cybernetic: Why should I care about the political affiliations of my neighbors?

You know. They might get their Socialisms all over your lawn and bring down property values for the entire neighborhood. Or something.


Read TFA. It was put out by the Obama campaign, so supposedly the intended stigma is on the other side- they are apparently wanting you to know if your neighbors are good people who will help raise your children ('cuz it takes a village, you know) or if they're mean conservatives who will feed your kids to the wolves if they're found outside without supervision.
 
2012-08-07 01:28:50 PM  

akula: mean conservatives who will feed your kids to the wolves if they're found outside without supervision.


Not forcefully feed them to the wolves, but if some wolves should come along they aren't helping them.
 
2012-08-07 01:34:43 PM  

Burr: akula: mean conservatives who will feed your kids to the wolves if they're found outside without supervision.

Not forcefully feed them to the wolves, but if some wolves should come along they aren't helping them.


Lolz. The wolves do need to be bootstrappy too. Or pawstrappy, whatever the term might be.
 
2012-08-07 02:42:07 PM  

Burr: akula: mean conservatives who will feed your kids to the wolves if they're found outside without supervision.

Not forcefully feed them to the wolves, but if some wolves should come along they aren't helping them.


Because if the neighbor's kids get attacked by wolves and you intervene to save them, then you're rewarding failure.
 
2012-08-07 03:42:36 PM  
I'm a registered socialist. I guess it's a good thing I don't live at my US address, else they'd be coming for me first.

//I'm the only one!
 
2012-08-07 04:54:29 PM  

Cybernetic: Why should I care about the political affiliations of my neighbors?


You need to know whether or not to run dogshiat through their letterbox.
 
xcv
2012-08-07 05:25:26 PM  

tricycleracer: the opposite of charity is justice: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x366]

What shiatty neighborhoods do people live in that they are constantly gripped by the fear of a home invasion?


Constantly gripped by fear is more an individual trait, but plenty of people don't have much of a choice in where they can afford to live.
 
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