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(The Daily Beast)   Okay, swing voters, here are your porn star endorsements for November's presidential race   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 69
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2012-08-07 08:29:31 AM
Jessica Drake: "I don't often volunteer my political opinion, but in the past few days I've been asked many times, so I'll say this-there are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry. I am pleased with what he has done so far, and I think it's important to remember that our nation did not arrive at its current condition overnight-it will take some time to truly mend and heal, and I am proud to endorse Obama as the best person to facilitate the necessary changes."

wow.
 
2012-08-07 09:02:05 AM
Dana DeArmond: "I voted for Barack last time. I still have a crush on Barack and on Michelle. I actually think I have romantic feelings for Michelle. I wish they wanted to take me on a date."

Barack: "Hey, check this ou-"
Michelle" "Don't even think about it."
 
2012-08-07 09:41:18 AM
Kayden Kross and Jessica Drake: the thinking man's porn stars.
 
2012-08-07 09:48:09 AM
Kross: "I'm voting for Obama because he inhales when he smokes, he supports gay marriage, because he follows me on Twitter, because he has managed to push a lot through despite being mostly hogtied by partisan bullshiat, because his agendas are good for the majority of people and not just the majority of a voting base-which is also being hogtied-and because when I voted for him the first time I didn't expect him to wave a magic wand and fix everything overnight. We all know that is impossible, like Republican empathy and Romney's tax records."

Damn, the Obama campaign should hire this woman stat.
 
2012-08-07 10:23:42 AM
Wow, and not a single male porn star.
 
2012-08-07 10:25:28 AM

PonceAlyosha: Wow, and not a single male porn star.


John Holmes unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-07 10:26:12 AM
Jessica Drake for Congress!
 
2012-08-07 10:26:19 AM
Remember folks- politicians are always going to be dicks, so why not vote for the biggest dick? Ron Jeremy for president!
 
2012-08-07 10:28:08 AM
Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.
 
2012-08-07 10:28:49 AM

MisterLoki: Jessica Drake for Congress!


And then...dare I say it?
 
2012-08-07 10:29:36 AM
I'm not going to make up my mind until I've heard what Max Hardcore has to say.
 
2012-08-07 10:29:37 AM
Ok, swingschwing voters, here are your porn star endorsements for November's presidential race
 
2012-08-07 10:30:55 AM

LockeOak: Ok, swingschwing voters, here are your porn star endorsements for November's presidential race


Nice.
 
2012-08-07 10:31:15 AM
I was on the fence until I read this article.
 
2012-08-07 10:31:35 AM

sweetmelissa31: Kayden Kross and Jessica Drake: the thinking man's porn stars.


They should run on a split ticket.
 
2012-08-07 10:32:10 AM

PonceAlyosha: Wow, and not a single male porn star.


They can't talk with their mouths full
 
2012-08-07 10:32:42 AM

sweetmelissa31: Kayden Kross and Jessica Drake: the thinking man's porn stars.


This. Seriously? They'd both run circles around 99% of FARK independents.
 
2012-08-07 10:33:13 AM
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i like the black one
 
2012-08-07 10:33:35 AM
It's interesting that at the top of a porn star's list of things to be passionate about would be the Fair Pay act. Women in porn get paid much more than men. Equal pay for equal work? I don't think so.
 
2012-08-07 10:33:36 AM
Golden Boy showered with endorsements from pron industry
 
2012-08-07 10:35:48 AM

ManRay: It's interesting that at the top of a porn star's list of things to be passionate about would be the Fair Pay act. Women in porn get paid much more than men. Equal pay for equal work? I don't think so.


One of the reasons some women go into porn is that it's one of the few areas where they can get paid more. Perhaps, rather than just thinking in a short-sighted manner about their individual careers like you, these women are thinking about society as a whole.
 
2012-08-07 10:36:58 AM

dabbletech: Golden Boy showered with endorsements from pron industry


Romney wouldn't be showered by the pr0n industry even if his first name were Minge.
 
2012-08-07 10:38:41 AM
"When you're rich, you want a Republican in office,"

but explain poor republicans
 
2012-08-07 10:39:51 AM
Jessica Drake: "I don't often volunteer my political opinion, but in the past few days I've been asked many times, so I'll say this-there are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry. I am pleased with what he has done so far, and I think it's important to remember that our nation did not arrive at its current condition overnight-it will take some time to truly mend and heal, and I am proud to endorse Obama as the best person to facilitate the necessary changes."
www.gagbay.com
 
2012-08-07 10:40:52 AM
I didn't know anyone knew how to translate screeching, moans, and groans into actual speech. I knew Rosetta Stone has good programs to learn a different language but wow....
 
2012-08-07 10:41:17 AM

Brostorm: "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office,"

but explain poor republicans


Brown-nose syndrome. "If I support rich people's policies, rich people will like me!"

I used to walk past Section 8 (rent control) housing, and several of them had Ron Paul signs in the window... the same Ron Paul who would do away with rent control housing.
 
2012-08-07 10:42:12 AM

Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.


If she's why we're doomed then BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD~! I WELCOME OBLIVION~!

/Compared to her, what does that make the Teabaggers?!
 
2012-08-07 10:45:21 AM

Rwa2play: Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.

If she's why we're doomed then BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD~! I WELCOME OBLIVION~!

/Compared to her, what does that make the Teabaggers?!


Dumb farkers?
 
2012-08-07 10:45:40 AM

Theaetetus: Perhaps, rather than just thinking in a short-sighted manner about their individual careers like you, these women are thinking about society as a whole.


I think the majority of women in porn were shortsighted when the signed up for that first scene. They were thinking about their rent, not society.
 
2012-08-07 10:47:34 AM

PonceAlyosha: Wow, and not a single male porn star.


Everybody knows the GOP has the Male Gay Porn Star vote locked up

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-08-07 10:49:11 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm not going to make up my mind until I've heard what Max Hardcore has to say.




Just how big of a piece of shiat do you have to be that your own industry doesn't respect you? Hear he's out and is trying to get back in. A lot of the girls who performed with him said they would agree to a few things and then he'd just do whatever he wanted.
 
2012-08-07 10:52:56 AM

Rwa2play: Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.

If she's why we're doomed then BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD~! I WELCOME OBLIVION~!

/Compared to her, what does that make the Teabaggers?!


She's bad because she's ignorant and indifferent. They're bad because they're ignorant and crazy.

/I'd be more of Tzeentch man, myself
 
2012-08-07 10:53:11 AM

ManRay: Theaetetus: Perhaps, rather than just thinking in a short-sighted manner about their individual careers like you, these women are thinking about society as a whole.

I think the majority of women in porn were shortsighted when the signed up for that first scene. They were thinking about their rent, not society.


Yes, but if society paid them an equal wage, perhaps they wouldn't have to resort to porn.
 
2012-08-07 10:53:31 AM
Meh, they seem more informed than Ted Nugent.
 
2012-08-07 10:53:33 AM
In other words -

"I am stupid and I vote for Democrats"
 
2012-08-07 10:53:55 AM

Langdon Alger: I didn't know anyone knew how to translate screeching, moans, and groans into actual speech. I knew Rosetta Stone has good programs to learn a different language but wow....


They use Rosetta Bone. From the same set of US dialects series that included the Brosetta Stone for frathouse translation and the Yosetta Stone for urban slang translation.
 
2012-08-07 10:54:57 AM
I know of Dana DeArmand and Penny Pax, but I've never heard of the other ones. I didn't think I'd be out of touch until I was 30.
 
2012-08-07 10:59:08 AM

FlashHarry: wow.


A porn actress who sounds like she's actually intelligent, in contrast to Katie Morgan (whose reputation as being smart comes from getting a good score on an online 'IQ test').
 
2012-08-07 10:59:48 AM

FlashHarry: Jessica Drake: "I don't often volunteer my political opinion, but in the past few days I've been asked many times, so I'll say this-there are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry. I am pleased with what he has done so far, and I think it's important to remember that our nation did not arrive at its current condition overnight-it will take some time to truly mend and heal, and I am proud to endorse Obama as the best person to facilitate the necessary changes."

wow.


and just as she finishes that inteligent thought her male costar slams his 10 inch meat poll into her mouth causing her to gag and lose her train of thought...
 
2012-08-07 11:00:15 AM

FlashHarry: Jessica Drake: "I don't often volunteer my political opinion, but in the past few days I've been asked many times, so I'll say this-there are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry. I am pleased with what he has done so far, and I think it's important to remember that our nation did not arrive at its current condition overnight-it will take some time to truly mend and heal, and I am proud to endorse Obama as the best person to facilitate the necessary changes."

wow.


She's like the opposite of Gretchen Carlson.
 
2012-08-07 11:00:27 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: and just as she finishes that inteligent thought her male costar slams his 10 inch meat poll into her mouth causing her to gag and lose her train of thought...


go on....
 
2012-08-07 11:02:00 AM

Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.


Because a porn star said something dumb? Frankly, I was expecting ALL of their opinions to be about that stupid, but I was surprised at how well-informed and well thought out some of their opinions were.
 
2012-08-07 11:03:45 AM

ManRay: It's interesting that at the top of a porn star's list of things to be passionate about would be the Fair Pay act. Women in porn get paid much more than men. Equal pay for equal work? I don't think so.


It's not equal work. People don't go to a Gaga concert to see the backup dancer. Performing has different standards.
 
2012-08-07 11:12:28 AM

Sybarite: Dana DeArmond: "I voted for Barack last time. I still have a crush on Barack and on Michelle. I actually think I have romantic feelings for Michelle. I wish they wanted to take me on a date."

Michelle: "Hey, check this ou-"
Barack" "Don't even think about it."



/Did someone do this already?
 
2012-08-07 11:13:12 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-07 11:13:47 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.

Because a porn star said something dumb? Frankly, I was expecting ALL of their opinions to be about that stupid, but I was surprised at how well-informed and well thought out some of their opinions were.


It is my perception that for a growing number of people in this country, ignorance and indifference reign supreme. When people do not participate in our democracy (and choosing a candidate based on looks does not count as participation) it is doomed to die.

I could be wrong but I'd say the current trend is toward Idiocracy rather than Enlightenment.
 
2012-08-07 11:14:33 AM
People vary wildly in intelligence and knowledge, yet everyone gets an equal say. It's both the triumph and the tragedy of democracy, and it shall continue until the day our robot overlords at long last usher in a technocratic utopia.
 
2012-08-07 11:14:45 AM

genepool lifeboat: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: and just as she finishes that inteligent thought her male costar slams his 10 inch meat poll into her mouth causing her to gag and lose her train of thought...

go on....


he then goes on to fix the cable... which they use to watch reruns of the USA late night program Silk Stalkings...
 
2012-08-07 11:15:39 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Carn: Kristina Rose: "Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's farked up. But oh well."

And this is why we're doomed.

Because a porn star said something dumb? Frankly, I was expecting ALL of their opinions to be about that stupid, but I was surprised at how well-informed and well thought out some of their opinions were.


NPR had a segment on the "presidential recipes". Not policies, but mac and cheese and scones (actually they sounded like pikelets, but I digress). I'd say that is more worthy as an indicator of doom than a porn star saying something obvious.
 
2012-08-07 11:16:27 AM

FlashHarry: [i47.tinypic.com image 450x618]


www.jonhusby.com

/+1
 
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