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2012-08-07 08:56:05 AM
Useless without pics!
 
2012-08-07 09:00:17 AM
Yeah. Sexy repercussions.
 
2012-08-07 09:01:51 AM
No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly
 
2012-08-07 09:04:27 AM
damnit basemetal!
TTIUWOP
 
2012-08-07 09:05:20 AM

bronyaur1: No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly


what if... what if you got fired because she took private photos and emailed them to your co-workers and then she broke up with you because you were jobless?
 
2012-08-07 10:14:37 AM
There's plenty of web sites with no terms of service where you can post those photos anonymously. I guess you don't get the same effect as showing them to your friends though.
 
2012-08-07 10:49:38 AM
Why are people such immature retards?
 
2012-08-07 11:00:29 AM
posting naked sexy time pictures of your ex is 1. tacky and 2. can put your immature ass into a jail cell. DO NOT DO THIS! man up, get over yourself, and find another girlfriend.
 
2012-08-07 11:07:51 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Why are people such immature retards?


I'm sort of shocked you can ask this question while having been on this site for 6 years... =P
 
2012-08-07 11:09:27 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: bronyaur1: No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly

what if... what if you got fired because she took private photos and emailed them to your co-workers and then she broke up with you because you were jobless?


You still don't want to be known as "that guy." Who wants to date someone who posts nekkid pics of their ex?
 
2012-08-07 11:13:26 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: CapeFearCadaver: Why are people such immature retards?

I'm sort of shocked you can ask this question while having been on this site for 6 years... =P


Hey, gotta try and keep up a pretense of innocent fascination sometimes so one can continue to muddle through all this crap.
 
2012-08-07 11:45:48 AM

quickdraw: Uchiha_Cycliste: bronyaur1: No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly

what if... what if you got fired because she took private photos and emailed them to your co-workers and then she broke up with you because you were jobless?

You still don't want to be known as "that guy." Who wants to date someone who posts nekkid pics of their ex?


well yeah, *I* don't want to be that guy. I'm just saying, in that very particular situation, you could see how it may be a little bit justified. That's all.
 
2012-08-07 11:46:53 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Uchiha_Cycliste: CapeFearCadaver: Why are people such immature retards?

I'm sort of shocked you can ask this question while having been on this site for 6 years... =P

Hey, gotta try and keep up a pretense of innocent fascination sometimes so one can continue to muddle through all this crap.


Amen
 
2012-08-07 12:04:35 PM
I hope you learned a lesson on why it's never a good idea to be a complete jerk to someone you loved. Also - In this, the age of internet search engines - good luck getting another date Christian Richard Montgomery. Or if you didn't learn a valuable lesson, bad luck.
 
2012-08-07 12:44:12 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Why are people such immature retards?


...says the man who just referred to someone as a "retard"
 
2012-08-07 12:44:42 PM
Remember the good ol' days when folks had a sense of shame and didn't flash their junk for the cameras?
i1151.photobucket.com
Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my vag shot!
 
2012-08-07 12:45:54 PM
Is she hot?
 
2012-08-07 12:46:22 PM
^^ no they just had furrier junk
 
2012-08-07 12:46:40 PM
Post them on a pic hosting site and link them to Fark instead.
 
2012-08-07 12:47:16 PM

oldfarthenry: Remember the good ol' days when folks had a sense of shame and didn't flash their junk for the cameras?
[i1151.photobucket.com image 400x302]
Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my vag shot!


That's "beaver shot" Ms. Swanson.
 
2012-08-07 12:47:36 PM
I, for one, applaud Chris Montgomery's immaturity and stupid behavior and any other boor who posts the nekkid pics of their exes.
 
2012-08-07 12:50:36 PM

oldfarthenry: Remember the good ol' days when folks had a sense of shame and didn't flash their junk for the cameras?
[i1151.photobucket.com image 400x302]
Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my vag shot!



Amen. I have access to my teenager's Facebook. The stuff kids post would make you cry. I had to add a third rule to his list of Repeat After Me.

1) Never talk to the police without your parent or lawyer present
2) Don't stick your dick in crazy
3) Never post private stuff on Facebook that you would not do/say in front of your mother
 
2012-08-07 12:51:10 PM
How can they have seen the interwebs and not have been stored somewhere for me to link to... HOW????
 
2012-08-07 12:51:55 PM
So not man enough to kidnap the object of your affection and imprison her in a dungeon you have built for the next 20 years?? Either you are committed to the relationship or your are not. One needs to decide
 
2012-08-07 12:52:18 PM
He would have posted some naked shots of his own but he just didn't want to expose any of his shortcomings.
 
2012-08-07 12:54:59 PM
Even if you spent $6000 on a ring and she dumps you the first time you visit her at GW?
 
2012-08-07 12:58:02 PM
I totally agree that posting personal pics like that online is a total chickenshiat move.

At the same time, letting someone TAKE personal pictures of you like that is a pretty boneheaded move as well. It ain't like the old days where you snap a couple of Polaroids that were the only copies so if they get destroyed, they're gone forever. Digital is easily preserved with a simple mouse click and save to an encrypted or hidden folder or upload to an online data storage place. Even if you take the pics with a phone camera, send them to yourself in an email real quick.

Don't ask how I know this...:-)
 
2012-08-07 12:59:41 PM

protectyourlimbs: How can they have seen the interwebs and not have been stored somewhere for me to link to... HOW????


The guy who posted them is sitting in jail right now. Why do you want to be that guy?
 
2012-08-07 01:00:32 PM
I thought if you sent a BF/GF nudes of yourself it was theirs to do with as they please unless they were underage then its kiddy porn.

I have plenty of nudes of Exs Ive never even thought about posting them, except one. She would actually deserve it after wheat she does to guys. But meh ill keep em unless I need them.
 
2012-08-07 01:01:49 PM

zappaisfrank: At the same time, letting someone TAKE personal pictures of you like that is a pretty boneheaded move as well.


Guys, when your significant others stop sending you sexy pics, you have victim-blaming people like Zappa to thank. Since he hates and fears naked women, he wants to ruin it for everyone.
 
2012-08-07 01:03:12 PM

Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?


Seems to me she is
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-08-07 01:04:29 PM

bronyaur1: No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly


Yeah. I was lied to and cheated on once, and I have a ton of raunchy full frontal shots of her. I bit my lip and rose above it. All posting them would have done is make me look like a tool anyway.
 
2012-08-07 01:08:00 PM
i.imgur.com
/obligatory
 
2012-08-07 01:08:51 PM

Theaetetus: zappaisfrank: At the same time, letting someone TAKE personal pictures of you like that is a pretty boneheaded move as well.

Guys, when your significant others stop sending you sexy pics, you have victim-blaming people like Zappa to thank. Since he hates and fears naked women, he wants to ruin it for everyone.


Hey, it all boils down to "risk awareness" vs. "risk acceptance". If you let someone take a picture of your naked ass, that's "risk acceptance".

As far your idiotic "hates naked women" comment, I'll just file that under "stupid shiat total strangers have said to me on Fark".
 
2012-08-07 01:10:47 PM
It is really hard to form an opinion about whether or not what he did was right or wrong without seeing the pictures.
 
2012-08-07 01:11:29 PM

Tommy Moo: bronyaur1: No matter WHAT your ex does to you, it is never the right thing to make public pictures that were meant to be private. Be better than that.

/srsly

Yeah. I was lied to and cheated on once, and I have a ton of raunchy full frontal shots of her. I bit my lip and rose above it. All posting them would have done is make me look like a tool anyway.


You still kept them, though, right?

Somewhere I have a full frontal pic of one of my ex's. I kept it just in case she got weird on me and started making trouble, thinking the threat of releasing it would get her to back down. Never had to use it, luckily.
 
2012-08-07 01:11:51 PM

zappaisfrank: I totally agree that posting personal pics like that online is a total chickenshiat move.

At the same time, letting someone TAKE personal pictures of you like that is a pretty boneheaded move as well. It ain't like the old days where you snap a couple of Polaroids that were the only copies so if they get destroyed, they're gone forever. Digital is easily preserved with a simple mouse click and save to an encrypted or hidden folder or upload to an online data storage place. Even if you take the pics with a phone camera, send them to yourself in an email real quick.

Don't ask how I know this...:-)


Yeah and if you do send naked pics dont have yur face in them that way you can at least have some plausible deniability. Worked with a girl that shoulda known better
 
2012-08-07 01:11:59 PM

bluecrabscribe: Even if you spent $6000 on a ring and she dumps you the first time you visit her at GW?


Why are you visiting her at global warming?
 
2012-08-07 01:15:30 PM

basemetal: Useless without pics!


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-07 01:15:30 PM

Weaver95: posting naked sexy time pictures of your ex is 1. tacky and 2. can put your immature ass into a jail cell. DO NOT DO THIS! man up, get over yourself, and find another girlfriend.


Honestly, it's not the posting that gets you into trouble -- it's the harassing her in conjunction with the posting.
 
2012-08-07 01:17:20 PM

Tommy Moo: Yeah. I was lied to and cheated on once


That you know about.

/"You shouldn't lie to and cheat on me Johnny. My mother lied to and cheated on me once. Once."
 
2012-08-07 01:17:57 PM

bluecrabscribe: Even if you spent $6000 on a ring and she dumps you the first time you visit her at GW?


If she dumps you and you haven't cheated on her or done something else to violate the sanctity of the engagement, you get the ring back.
 
2012-08-07 01:20:25 PM
11 and 50 is pretty weak
 
2012-08-07 01:24:52 PM

sleeps in trees: Amen. I have access to my teenager's Facebook. The stuff kids post would make you cry. I had to add a third rule to his list of Repeat After Me.

1) Never talk to the police without your parent or lawyer present
2) Don't stick your dick in crazy
3) Never post private stuff on Facebook that you would not do/say in front of your mother


Good parenting. My Dad gave me the same rules... except for number three... being raised in the dark-ages before the interweb.

His #3 was: Try not to fight. If you think it's unavoidable, punch the other guy as hard as you can in the neck while he's not expecting it. Then run.

My dad is awesome.

"Son... you're not paying the hooker for sex. You're paying her to leave when you're done."

/See?
 
2012-08-07 01:31:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: basemetal: Useless without pics!

[i47.tinypic.com image 243x358]


NOT COOL MAN!

Some of us are at work and want to be able to click links with the words "naked pictures" without risking our jobs. Since most farkers come here when we're at work it is very important that we keep clicking on links. Also, advertisers don't like that crap.
 
2012-08-07 01:34:30 PM

oldfarthenry: Remember the good ol' days when folks had a sense of shame and didn't flash their junk for the cameras?



www.nndb.com
 
2012-08-07 01:43:24 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: basemetal: Useless without pics!

[i47.tinypic.com image 243x358]


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-08-07 01:51:31 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: sleeps in trees: Amen. I have access to my teenager's Facebook. The stuff kids post would make you cry. I had to add a third rule to his list of Repeat After Me.

1) Never talk to the police without your parent or lawyer present
2) Don't stick your dick in crazy
3) Never post private stuff on Facebook that you would not do/say in front of your mother

Good parenting. My Dad gave me the same rules... except for number three... being raised in the dark-ages before the interweb.

His #3 was: Try not to fight. If you think it's unavoidable, punch the other guy as hard as you can in the neck while he's not expecting it. Then run.

My dad is awesome.

"Son... you're not paying the hooker for sex. You're paying her to leave when you're done."

/See?


I think I now have a number 4. I'm the mum so fighting has never crossed my mind.
 
2012-08-07 01:53:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: basemetal: Useless without pics!

[i47.tinypic.com image 243x358]


Needs a trim and definitely has sharp knees.
 
2012-08-07 01:54:02 PM

december: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: basemetal: Useless without pics!

[i47.tinypic.com image 243x358]

NOT COOL MAN!

Some of us are at work and want to be able to click links with the words "naked pictures" without risking our jobs. Since most farkers come here when we're at work it is very important that we keep clicking on links. Also, advertisers don't like that crap.


Lighten up Francis. ;)
 
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