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(WorldNetDaily)   Ted Nugent again says things about Barack Obama the Secret Service will be interested in   (wnd.com) divider line 141
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2012-08-07 08:21:57 AM
Dave Mustaine is Ted Nugent?
 
2012-08-07 08:23:25 AM

Dejah: Dave Mustaine is Ted Nugent?


Have you ever seen the two of them together?
 
2012-08-07 08:25:49 AM
If the Secret Service went around checking those who make stupid statements about the President they would end up not having the man-power to actually protect the President.
 
2012-08-07 08:27:16 AM
Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!
 
2012-08-07 08:32:38 AM
a recent interview with Infowars,

lololololol
 
2012-08-07 08:38:05 AM
Proving once again that musical talent doesn't necessarily require high intelligence
 
2012-08-07 08:38:14 AM
FTFA: George Stroumboulopoulos on the Canadian television show "The Hour"

Is he some off-brand Canadian knock-off of George Stephanopoulos? Is he the RC Cola of TV hosts? Or, more appropriately, is he the Dave Mustaine of metal guitarists?
 
2012-08-07 08:40:14 AM

Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!


No.
 
2012-08-07 08:51:31 AM
I guess there are bigger dumbasses than Ted Nugent.

Like the submitter, for one.

And why was it greened in the first place?
 
2012-08-07 08:56:37 AM

SilentStrider: Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!

No.


Okay... How about Yngwie Malmsteen?
 
2012-08-07 09:03:27 AM

Vodka Zombie: SilentStrider: Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!

No.

Okay... How about Yngwie Malmsteen?


He's already written too many notes.
 
2012-08-07 09:18:05 AM
I still love his music. Some great songs, especially on his Wango to Extinction album.
 
2012-08-07 09:24:31 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Proving once again that musical talent doesn't necessarily require high intelligence


I don't see how you're getting that conclusion.
 
2012-08-07 09:26:10 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: George Stroumboulopoulos on the Canadian television show "The Hour"

Is he some off-brand Canadian knock-off of George Stephanopoulos? Is he the RC Cola of TV hosts? Or, more appropriately, is he the Dave Mustaine of metal guitarists?


It's like a slightly duller parallel universe.
 
2012-08-07 09:27:44 AM

dittybopper: Vodka Zombie: SilentStrider: Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!

No.

Okay... How about Yngwie Malmsteen?

He's already written too many notes.


i.ytimg.com
I concur.
 
2012-08-07 09:29:01 AM

Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!


No way. If you want astute political analysis, there's only one choice: Sammy Hagar.
 
2012-08-07 09:29:21 AM

DjangoStonereaver: And why was it greened in the first place?


Someone on the back side thinks it's really funny when there is misinformation in a headline. The "hot girl" headlines, etc.
 
2012-08-07 09:29:39 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Proving once again that musical talent doesn't necessarily require high intelligence

I don't see how you're getting that conclusion.

When the host brought up Obama's history, the rocker said, "How come he was invisible until he became ... whatever he was in Illinois?"


Well that will pretty much lead somebody to that conclusion.
 
2012-08-07 09:30:42 AM
Isn't Nugent that draft dodging musician from the 70s?
 
2012-08-07 09:31:07 AM
Picardwtfisthisshiat.jpg
 
2012-08-07 09:31:15 AM

Vodka Zombie: Quick! Someone get me Tommy Shaw's opinion!


He's got too much time on his hands.
 
2012-08-07 09:32:32 AM
The only revelation one can make from the debacle that is this green is that the mods now have chimpanzees loaded on Dewar's pressing "GO".
 
2012-08-07 09:33:19 AM
Not clicking the link. Anyone have a synopsis?
 
2012-08-07 09:33:21 AM
If I wanted political analysis from a man who spent most of the 80s and 90s shooting heroin into the folds of his testicles I'd just listen to Garrison Keillor, thank you very much.
 
2012-08-07 09:33:58 AM

Free Radical: Isn't Nugent that draft dodging musician from the 70s?


Yup. Guns are only awesome when they are not pointed at you.
 
2012-08-07 09:34:18 AM
Wow, they just really don't like black people, do they?
 
2012-08-07 09:35:48 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If I wanted political analysis from a man who spent most of the 80s and 90s shooting heroin into the folds of his testicles I'd just listen to Garrison Keillor, thank you very much.


mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-08-07 09:35:51 AM

Free Radical: Isn't Nugent that draft dodging musician from the 70s?


The one that shiat his pants so he could demostrate true patriotism at home, yes.
 
2012-08-07 09:37:06 AM
Hey Mustaine:

The Four Horsemen > The Mechanix
 
2012-08-07 09:37:16 AM
"With all of the proof about his birth certificate being a fake, and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello! Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

I don't know Ted, how stupid are you?
 
2012-08-07 09:37:32 AM

Free Radical: Isn't Nugent that draft dodging musician from the 70s?


The one who deliberately shat his pants and stewed in it for a week, yes.

He is, quite literally, a pants-shiatting wimp.
 
2012-08-07 09:37:53 AM
""Why hasn't somebody moved to impeach this man," he asked in a recent interview with Infowars, which was posted at the Obama Release Your Records website.

"With all of the proof about his birth certificate being a fake, and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello! Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?""

Pretty stupid, I'd say. Pretty stupid indeed.
 
2012-08-07 09:37:56 AM
"With all of the proof about his birth certificate being a fake, and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello! Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"



I think you may have just answered that question for us.
 
2012-08-07 09:38:09 AM
George Stroumboulopoulos on the Canadian television show "The Hour"

"That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-07 09:38:23 AM
"With all of the proof about his birth certificate being a fake, and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello! Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

Stupid enough to use "hello! come on, guys" while not a 14 year girl.
 
2012-08-07 09:39:04 AM

Lord_Baull: Not clicking the link. Anyone have a synopsis?


Dave Mustaine went on a Candadian talk show to repeat the silliest Birfer highlights, after apparently being brain damaged by reading right-wing conspiracy blogs like Alex Jones' Infowars.

He regards "questions" as "evidence."
 
2012-08-07 09:39:09 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Proving once again that musical talent doesn't necessarily require high intelligence

I don't see how you're getting that conclusion.


Same here. I wasn't aware that Nugent had an ounce of musical talent.
 
2012-08-07 09:39:51 AM

Mugato: George Stroumboulopoulos on the Canadian television show "The Hour"

"That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand."

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x325]


This is where the fish lives.
 
2012-08-07 09:40:14 AM

Citrate1007: "With all of the proof about his birth certificate being a fake, and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello! Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

I don't know Ted, how stupid are you?


Why trust the US Government when someone put up a sign in Kenya?

A SIGN!!!
 
2012-08-07 09:40:22 AM
FTFA: "Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

We're still exploring that. But you've just pushed the boundary a bit. Again.
 
2012-08-07 09:42:07 AM
Symphony of DERPstruction
 
2012-08-07 09:42:27 AM

balthan: Hey Mustaine:

The Four Horsemen > The Mechanix


I disagree for the simple reason that Mechanix is the same song (minus the extended bridge from Four Horsemen) played twice as fast. Mustaine/[Friedman|Poland|Pitrelli] > Hetfield/Hammett. I don't want to listen to anything they have to say that's not about music, though.

// didn't Megadeth have a song that Mustaine introduced as being about two people whose love was forbidden at the time? I recall a live version of it (can't remember the title) where he says "...Maybe it's two dudes, or an interracial couple in the '50s..." or something like that
 
2012-08-07 09:43:15 AM
"It was like peeing in your pants on a cold night."

That's what clicking on the link felt like.
 
2012-08-07 09:43:35 AM
Dave is an idiot, but he and Marty did produce, what I feel, is the greatest metal guitar album of all time

Rust in Peace
 
2012-08-07 09:45:03 AM
"and you see the signs in Kenya saying, 'The birthplace of Barack Obama.'"

Dave, since I'm feeling generous, I'll give you three guesses at the name of President Barack Hussein Obama Junior's father.
 
2012-08-07 09:46:14 AM

Diogenes: Lord_Baull: Not clicking the link. Anyone have a synopsis?

Dave Mustaine went on a Candadian talk show to repeat the silliest Birfer highlights, after apparently being brain damaged by reading right-wing conspiracy blogs like Alex Jones' Infowars.

He regards "questions" as "evidence."



Thanks. Knew it was weapons-grade derp, just didn't know the specifics.
 
2012-08-07 09:46:31 AM
He also said Michelle Obama, on her husband's inauguration, "looked like the black widow turned upside down. You don't just wear something like that ... without some future message being told."

We found the author of the Timecube website!
 
2012-08-07 09:48:35 AM
Triple fail headline:

1) not Ted Nugent
2) very old news
3) nothing threatening said
 
2012-08-07 09:49:14 AM

More_Like_A_Stain: FTFA: "Come on, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

We're still exploring that. But you've just pushed the boundary a bit. Again.



It's hard to get an accurate reading when the needle keeps pegging past 11.
 
2012-08-07 09:49:21 AM
He also said Michelle Obama, on her husband's inauguration, "looked like the black widow turned upside down. You don't just wear something like that ... without some future message being told."

OK, so some coked up has been thinks that Obama was born in Kenya; that's one thing - happens all the time.
But really - a headbanger from Megadeth wants to give out fashion advice? Get the fark outta here.
 
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