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(WTAE)   Feral kitty saved after having jar stuck on its head for 20 days. What would you name this lucky survivor?   (wtae.com) divider line 163
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2012-08-07 08:19:23 AM  
How bout Lucky?
 
2012-08-07 08:21:31 AM  
Jarhead.
 
2012-08-07 08:25:10 AM  

mr_bunny: Jarhead.


That was my first thought.
 
2012-08-07 08:26:39 AM  

Crapweasel: mr_bunny: Jarhead.

That was my first thought.


What else could it be?
 
2012-08-07 08:28:10 AM  

mr_bunny: Crapweasel: mr_bunny: Jarhead.

That was my first thought.

What else could it be?


Marine
 
2012-08-07 08:32:35 AM  
Fireball
 
2012-08-07 08:36:40 AM  
Norman
 
2012-08-07 09:28:13 AM  
Pickles
 
2012-08-07 09:36:23 AM  
Semper. Semper feline.
 
2012-08-07 09:36:25 AM  
jake gyllenhaal
 
2012-08-07 09:37:20 AM  
Helms.
 
2012-08-07 09:37:28 AM  
Jar Jar Lynx
 
2012-08-07 09:37:46 AM  
Shiathead.
 
2012-08-07 09:37:57 AM  
hungry?
 
2012-08-07 09:38:23 AM  
Kung Pao Kitten
 
2012-08-07 09:39:12 AM  
Sounds like he was in quite a jam.
 
2012-08-07 09:39:15 AM  

Mytch: Jar Jar Lynx


And we're done here.
 
2012-08-07 09:39:18 AM  
Buck Rogers
 
2012-08-07 09:39:30 AM  
Kitty
 
2012-08-07 09:40:41 AM  

mr_bunny: Jarhead.


everyone go home, thread over
 
2012-08-07 09:40:43 AM  
Bonzai
 
2012-08-07 09:40:43 AM  
Bonsai

nikgomez.com
 
2012-08-07 09:40:53 AM  

URAPNIS: Shiathead.


Awww, I wanted to post that.

/kicks dirt
 
2012-08-07 09:40:54 AM  

HailRobonia: Semper. Semper feline.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-07 09:41:25 AM  
Buzz
 
2012-08-07 09:41:27 AM  
AWESOME SIMLUPOST!

/takes the gold medal....
//it's my FIRST!!!!
 
2012-08-07 09:41:27 AM  
Preop.
 
2012-08-07 09:41:40 AM  

mr_bunny: Jarhead.


I was gonna go with "Jughead"

/Kicking it old-school
 
2012-08-07 09:42:01 AM  
also:

uploads.neatorama.com
 
2012-08-07 09:42:14 AM  
Wow cool! My first as well, and I hardly ever post
 
2012-08-07 09:42:54 AM  

ChipNASA: AWESOME SIMLUPOST!

/takes the gold medal....
//it's my FIRST!!!!


absolutearrow.com
 
2012-08-07 09:43:27 AM  
Stephen?
 
2012-08-07 09:43:54 AM  
We're missing the most important piece of information, which is: What was in the jar?

"When I got the jar off it smelled like infection. It smelled like death. I thought she was dying."

So I'm thinking it was lutefisk, and so shall the cat's name be.
 
2012-08-07 09:43:54 AM  
Kevin.
 
2012-08-07 09:44:10 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Mytch: Jar Jar Lynx

And we're done here.


elffster: mr_bunny: Jarhead.

everyone go home, thread over



I would post my answer but I have it on good authority that the thread is over and we're done here. Why are you people still posting?
 
2012-08-07 09:44:16 AM  

Diogenes: Pickles


Damn it, that was mine. My friends just adopted a one eyed cat I talked them into naming it Captain Ron.
 
2012-08-07 09:44:38 AM  
Mason?

Ball?
 
2012-08-07 09:44:54 AM  
Chesty.
 
2012-08-07 09:45:11 AM  
Was it a peanut butter jar?

Jiffy.
 
2012-08-07 09:45:47 AM  
farkface
 
2012-08-07 09:46:25 AM  
Be honest - who here hasn't suffered the indignity of having a chicken bucket or some other food container stuck on one's skull?
 
2012-08-07 09:46:25 AM  
I'd vote for Jelly...


but Jarhead is clearly better.
 
2012-08-07 09:47:45 AM  
Call him "Jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that."

Or Jelly for short.
 
2012-08-07 09:48:30 AM  
MASON
 
2012-08-07 09:48:31 AM  

mr_bunny: Jarhead.


Agrees

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2012-08-07 09:50:18 AM  
Surprised no comments about the creepy decor and creepier son at the end of the video....
 
2012-08-07 09:50:40 AM  
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
 
2012-08-07 09:51:45 AM  
Kat Williams... Just a thought.
 
2012-08-07 09:51:47 AM  
i'd name it 'Lunch Meat' in honor of the stupid fat mom who works in the local Weis delicatessen section. idiot she was born to be, the woman is the impetus of a growing feral cat problem in her neighborhood. ever try to get someone to understand something so many times you just had to give up? that's Lunch Meat. dumb as a doorknob.
 
2012-08-07 09:51:57 AM  
Sorry - it has to be Mayonnaise. Think about it.
 
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