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2012-08-07 09:26:24 AM  
Corsica had better undergo a VD test afterwards....
 
2012-08-07 09:32:28 AM  
I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?
 
2012-08-07 09:44:26 AM  
Oh great, this human petri dish went in the ocean. No more seafood for me.


/even fapping to her will give you a disease
 
2012-08-07 09:45:51 AM  
I know she's a walking microscope slide, but damn....dat ass.
 
2012-08-07 09:48:40 AM  

Icetech3: I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?


She is a horrible coont to everybody around her.
She was born on third and acts like she hit a triple.
She's a bad actress
She's a bad singer
She has a lopsided face.
She's farkin annoying
 
2012-08-07 09:49:07 AM  
No, no no!!!! She was gone, out of the media. Why report on her again. Her 15 minutes were up. Reporting on her is going to give her the false impression that we give a rats ass what she is doing. We don't. We have the Olympics going on, we just landed another probe on Mars, this is an election year, why do we need to talk about this biatch??? Fark you media.
 
2012-08-07 09:52:58 AM  

Great Janitor: No, no no!!!! She was gone, out of the media. Why report on her again. Her 15 minutes were up. Reporting on her is going to give her the false impression that we give a rats ass what she is doing. We don't. We have the Olympics going on, we just landed another probe on Mars, this is an election year, why do we need to talk about this biatch??? Fark you media.


You can't stop her. You can't ignore her. She can be driven to ground for a while, but eventually she heals and resurfaces. As long as she has money, it's unavoidable.

And those dead eyes.... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes......
 
2012-08-07 09:53:44 AM  
Where is a bomb-throwing corsican nationalist when you need him ?
 
2012-08-07 09:56:11 AM  

SpectroBoy: Icetech3: I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?

She is a horrible coont to everybody around her.
She was born on third and acts like she hit a triple.
She's a bad actress
She's a bad singer
She has a lopsided face.
She's farkin annoying


I met her when the Super Bowl was here. She was very drunk, but very nice to everyone around her. She thought my beard was the coolest thing she had ever seen.
 
2012-08-07 10:04:58 AM  
I think SpectroBoy got caught by his mom jacking it to the Paris sex tape and she has made him feel guilty about it ever since. That is the only way to explain him Norman Bates like attitude towards her.
 
2012-08-07 10:08:44 AM  

padraig: Where is a bomb-throwing corsican nationalist when you need him ?


I think you're a few decades too late for that.
 
2012-08-07 10:11:23 AM  

Your Zionist Leader: SpectroBoy: Icetech3: I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?

She is a horrible coont to everybody around her.
She was born on third and acts like she hit a triple.
She's a bad actress
She's a bad singer
She has a lopsided face.
She's farkin annoying

I met her when the Super Bowl was here. She was very drunk, but very nice to everyone around her. She thought my beard was the coolest thing she had ever seen.


Wow. She came to DETROIT? What did Detroit do to deserve THAT?
 
2012-08-07 10:16:04 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: Your Zionist Leader: SpectroBoy: Icetech3: I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?

She is a horrible coont to everybody around her.
She was born on third and acts like she hit a triple.
She's a bad actress
She's a bad singer
She has a lopsided face.
She's farkin annoying

I met her when the Super Bowl was here. She was very drunk, but very nice to everyone around her. She thought my beard was the coolest thing she had ever seen.

Wow. She came to DETROIT? What did Detroit do to deserve THAT?


Not only Paris Hilton, but Scott Stap was at that same party. He just sat in the corner and looked bored.

I was working part time with a security company during the Super Bowl week. Most of the time I just stood near a door and had random people start talking to me. Tom Arnold sat and talked to me for about two hours. One of the guys from the Queens of the Stone Age kept trying to sell me tickets to the game.
 
2012-08-07 10:17:07 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: padraig: Where is a bomb-throwing corsican nationalist when you need him ?

I think you're a few decades too late for that.


I think you are a few thousand miles too far if you think that does not still happen in Corsica nowadays. Although, to be fair, they mainly target villas, not people. But hey, maybe we could convince them, you know, for the cause.
 
2012-08-07 10:26:52 AM  

Waldo Pepper: I not sure why but I've always found her to be HOT.


Guess you and I are the only heterosexual men here. (you are a man right?)
 
2012-08-07 10:29:21 AM  
I like a woman with vacant eyes. So easy to manipulate.
 
2012-08-07 10:30:54 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Waldo Pepper: I not sure why but I've always found her to be HOT.

Guess you and I are the only heterosexual men here. (you are a man right?)


If by "heterosexual" you mean "I'll put a wig and skirt on a mop and call it my f*ckbuddy" then...yeah you're a heterosexual.

/That's what Paris Hilton is
//Nothing more than a mop with a wig and a skirt.
 
2012-08-07 10:35:54 AM  

Rwa2play: Psycoholic_Slag: Waldo Pepper: I not sure why but I've always found her to be HOT.

Guess you and I are the only heterosexual men here. (you are a man right?)

If by "heterosexual" you mean "I'll put a wig and skirt on a mop and call it my f*ckbuddy" then...yeah you're a heterosexual.

/That's what Paris Hilton is
//Nothing more than a mop with a wig and a skirt.


YOU LEAVE BUCKETHEAD WENDY OUT OF THIS!
 
2012-08-07 10:41:26 AM  

Rwa2play: Psycoholic_Slag: Waldo Pepper: I not sure why but I've always found her to be HOT.

Guess you and I are the only heterosexual men here. (you are a man right?)

If by "heterosexual" you mean "I'll put a wig and skirt on a mop and call it my f*ckbuddy" then...yeah you're a heterosexual.

/That's what Paris Hilton is
//Nothing more than a mop with a wig and a skirt.



You sound like a poor bitter jealous virgin.
 
2012-08-07 10:41:44 AM  
You'll all missing the point:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-07 10:46:40 AM  
Better watch out for the evil Farkaire
 
2012-08-07 10:47:19 AM  
I tried to come up with some sort of joke about Corsica's most famous export, Napoleon, having a reputation for being short, and Miss Hilton being a statuesque Amazon, but failed.
 
2012-08-07 10:49:23 AM  

titwrench: I think SpectroBoy got caught by his mom jacking it to the Paris sex tape and she has made him feel guilty about it ever since. That is the only way to explain him Norman Bates like attitude towards her.


She's still not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-08-07 10:51:32 AM  
She's sunk so low as to be giving BJs in the back of a Chevy Corsica? I'm confused.
 
2012-08-07 10:55:13 AM  

bazzanoid: You'll all missing the point:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x760]


What? That she has no ass? I already knew that.
 
2012-08-07 11:01:18 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: You sound like a poor bitter jealous virgin.


Nah, just someone that thinks Christina Hendricks is uber-hot but she gets slagged on because of her "looks;" yet Paris Hilton is "hot."
 
2012-08-07 11:03:35 AM  

bazzanoid: You'll all missing the point:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x760]


If I want a blonde with a great ass:

dorkshelf.com

She'd be first choice in my book
 
2012-08-07 11:07:42 AM  
She is still hot as f*ck
 
2012-08-07 11:11:00 AM  

Rwa2play: Psycoholic_Slag: You sound like a poor bitter jealous virgin.

Nah, just someone that thinks Christina Hendricks is uber-hot but she gets slagged on because of her "looks;" yet Paris Hilton is "hot."


This is too true. I likes 'em tall, short, thin or thick. Paris may be a skank but I love skanks.
 
2012-08-07 11:12:03 AM  
At least she seemeds to have cleaned up her act and dosent seem like as big of a farkwad as she used to be. Id throw a lil her way
 
2012-08-07 11:23:48 AM  

Icetech3: go hate on kim k.... she bangs negros..


That's racist, you're racist.
 
2012-08-07 11:24:33 AM  

Icetech3: Living in michigan, i see women every day that spend their nights in bars farking many different guys every week.. (most women in michigan are drunken whores).. but paris is a whore for a sex tape and dating a few guys? yeah.. seems fair...

I don't have a thing for paris myself.. but i don't understand the hated... go hate on kim k.... she bangs negros.. that should provoke instant hatred...


So....penis envy?
 
2012-08-07 11:25:20 AM  

Rwa2play: bazzanoid: You'll all missing the point:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x760]

If I want a blonde with a great ass:

[dorkshelf.com image 399x577]

She'd be first choice in my book


*Fistbump* Preach it,amigo!
 
2012-08-07 11:29:25 AM  

Icetech3: Living in michigan, i see women every day that spend their nights in bars farking many different guys every week.. (most women in michigan are drunken whores).. but paris is a whore for a sex tape and dating a few guys? yeah.. seems fair...

I don't have a thing for paris myself.. but i don't understand the hated... go hate on kim k.... she bangs negros.. that should provoke instant hatred...


I think the dislike of Paris has more to do with her being the initial example of somebody becoming famous for doing absolutely nothing. The Kardasians are the evolution of that, but Paris really started that whole trend.

Pretending she's not pretty though is just silly. She might not be to everybody's taste, but she is far from ugly and most farkers only wish they had somebody as good looking waiting at home for them. Are there better looking women out there? Sure. Does that mean Paris is ugly? No.
 
2012-08-07 11:30:06 AM  
I'd like to fark her in her little, rat butt-hole.

img713.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-07 11:48:07 AM  
If she farks one, does the other get infected?

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-07 11:52:28 AM  
Which Corsica?
www.sluggy.com
/the hotty and the linky
 
2012-08-07 12:00:16 PM  

miscreant: I think the dislike of Paris has more to do with her being the initial example of somebody becoming famous for doing absolutely nothing. The Kardasians are the evolution of that, but Paris really started that whole trend.


The Gabor sisters are unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-07 12:26:46 PM  
Such an overrated starfish.
 
2012-08-07 12:29:29 PM  
She's skinny, sucks dick like mad and takes cum on the face. Also she probably licks pussy.

Too bad about that droopy eyelid.
 
2012-08-07 12:32:41 PM  

SpectroBoy: Icetech3: I don't know why people pick on paris so bad... shes human.. and had sex.. great.. i dont see the issue.. and at least her video isn't boring as shiat like Kim k. and every other celeb video (cept abbie tittmus)... paris gives decent head... seems happy having sex and looks like she would be fun... where is the issue?

She is a horrible coont to everybody around her.
She was born on third and acts like she hit a triple.
She's a bad actress
She's a bad singer
She has a lopsided face.
She's farkin annoying


You forgot racist and buys so many pets that she forgets that she didn't train them to shiat outside and when they crap on her floor she locks them in the closet and they starve to death.

She's terrible, please let her remain in obscurity where she belongs. It's the very worst punishment for her and her comically oversized feet.
 
2012-08-07 12:57:58 PM  
Had one of those in the 1990's, wasn't really that big a deal. Paint peeled something awful.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-07 01:14:20 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net?


/reactor core
 
2012-08-07 01:16:20 PM  
Thing is, no matter how hot she is, she is never going find a respectable dude to marry her. Settling will be her only option.

/That is the punishment of the slut.
 
2012-08-07 01:30:46 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Thing is, no matter how hot she is, she is never going find a respectable dude to marry her. Settling will be her only option.

/That is the punishment of the slut.


She can settle for me. I'll punish her
 
2012-08-07 01:31:20 PM  

miscreant: Pretending she's not pretty though is just silly. She might not be to everybody's taste, but she is far from ugly and most farkers only wish they had somebody as good looking waiting at home for them. Are there better looking women out there? Sure. Does that mean Paris is ugly? No.


This. Paris Hilton is definitely good-looking and we have all done worse. She has a great body, and a pretty face. She can look wonky at times, even in photoshoots, so you could make the argument that she's a butterface, but she's not some unseemly troll as a lot of Studman69-types make her out to be.

The problem is, she is so exceedingly skanky she can make a pantsuit look slutty. I don't go around bragging about all the hot ladies I could get with/have gotten with or whatever (like most dudes, I'm proud of some conquests and not so much of some others), but introspectively, I feel I could say if I were single, I'd pass on Paris Hilton. There is only so much skank your reptilian brain could accept as a reasonable hook-up before the rational brain kicks in and says "dude, your dick may fall off. You may want to pass".
 
2012-08-07 01:32:10 PM  
I think it's safe to say that she likes tenis
www.lickablecelebs.com
 
2012-08-07 02:07:47 PM  



medicalpicturesinfo.com = 3.bp.blogspot.com


 
2012-08-07 02:30:34 PM  
The way I figure it, Paris is attractive, has a great looking body, and is rich as sin, so why not fark her brains out? You might hit the jackpot and knock her up, and then you'd be all up in the money! : )
 
2012-08-07 02:54:43 PM  
I'd hit that with the force of a 15kt bomb on Hiroshima.
 
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