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(Townhall)   Foreign dictators and other extremists are praying U.S. citizens re-elect Obama. The truth is that the world's stability is buckling under the lethal combination of a militant Ahmadinejad and a passive Obama   (townhall.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, President Obama, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, U.S., U.S. citizens, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran, Zionist entity, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu  
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2012-08-07 08:02:03 AM  
Ah, the daily 8am Townhall link. Go ahead and get this horseshiat greenlit before someone wonders if water is wet.
 
2012-08-07 08:07:07 AM  
i wonder if osama bin laden thinks obama is passive.
 
2012-08-07 08:12:17 AM  
... or Qaddafi.
 
2012-08-07 08:20:49 AM  
Meanwhile, Romney holds campaign fundraiser in a foreign country and no one bats an eye.
 
2012-08-07 08:23:31 AM  

doyner: Meanwhile, Romney holds campaign fundraiser in a foreign country and no one bats an eye.


That was a Freedom Fundraiser.
 
2012-08-07 08:26:05 AM  

clancifer: doyner: Meanwhile, Romney holds campaign fundraiser in a foreign country and no one bats an eye.

That was a Freedom Fundraiser.


It was an Anglo-Saxon Freedom Fundraiser.
 
2012-08-07 08:29:43 AM  

doyner: Meanwhile, Romney holds campaign fundraiser in a foreign country and no one bats an eye.


The same people approve of that fundraiser who once pitched a fit at Nancy Plosive visiting the same country, because anything she said might be taken to be an illegal influence of US policy. But giving a policy speech isn't doing that.
 
2012-08-07 08:29:47 AM  
Anyone that's afraid of Iran should also check in their closets for the boogie man, since that's about an equal threat to America.
 
2012-08-07 08:35:42 AM  
There are a lot of words you can use to describe Obama's foreign policy.

Passive is not one of them.
 
2012-08-07 08:37:52 AM  
Hasn't Ahmedinejad been marginalized by electoral losses (to a coalition loyal to the Ayatollah) and the Ayatollah himself?

I mean, at least, that's the impression that I get from when I used to follow news.
 
2012-08-07 08:41:06 AM  
Inside Chuck Norris' head, there is no brain.

Only another fist.
 
2012-08-07 08:42:25 AM  

RexTalionis: Hasn't Ahmedinejad been marginalized by electoral losses (to a coalition loyal to the Ayatollah) and the Ayatollah himself?

I mean, at least, that's the impression that I get from when I used to follow news.


Yeah, same here
 
2012-08-07 08:43:22 AM  
Say what you will about Keyboard Cat, but at least he knew how to walk away with dignity.
 
2012-08-07 08:44:17 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: RexTalionis: Hasn't Ahmedinejad been marginalized by electoral losses (to a coalition loyal to the Ayatollah) and the Ayatollah himself?

I mean, at least, that's the impression that I get from when I used to follow news.

Yeah, same here


I mean, in the last Iranian elections - Ahmedinejad couldn't even get his own sister elected into the Parliament - she was crushed, electorally speaking by the pro-Ayatollah candidate. Not to mention the seats that he actually lost from the election itself.

Ahmedinejad, at this point, is not in charge of Iran anymore. Conservatives just like to trot him out as a boogeyman.
 
2012-08-07 08:44:35 AM  

Aarontology: There are a lot of words you can use to describe Obama's foreign policy.

Passive is not one of them.


Yeah, he's pretty active about killing people outside of official wars.
 
2012-08-07 08:44:52 AM  

simsite9: Ah, the daily 8am Townhall link. Go ahead and get this horseshiat greenlit before someone wonders if water is wet.


Oh, it's way worse than that, normally the Politics tab doesn't get any greens till after 9. Someone woke up EARLY to greenlight this piece of shiat.
 
2012-08-07 08:45:36 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, because you loved Freeper Friday, I give you TownHall Tuesday!
 
2012-08-07 08:45:49 AM  

simsite9: Ah, the daily 8am Townhall link. Go ahead and get this horseshiat greenlit before someone wonders if water is wet.


YOU.

Thanks for sponsoring me last month!
 
2012-08-07 08:46:29 AM  
TO ARMS! TO ARMS! WE MUST GO TO WAR!

/f*ck you Armageddon/Rapture believing lunatics
 
2012-08-07 08:47:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Say what you will about Keyboard Cat, but at least he knew how to walk away with dignity.


He just couldn't properly type special characters any more after he was declawed. It was a massive blow to his ego, but he knew when to call it quits.

Subby, your blog sucks.
 
2012-08-07 08:49:39 AM  
For a such a big action film tough guy, he certainly sounds like a mewling pants pisser.
 
2012-08-07 08:51:20 AM  

Diogenes: For a such a big action film tough guy, he certainly sounds like a mewling pants pisser.


Bruce Lee was better and he can kick Chuck Norris' ass in real life and on screen.
www.themovielists.com
 
2012-08-07 08:51:33 AM  
Ahmedinejad is affecting the world's stability?

What can't this guy do?
 
2012-08-07 08:55:31 AM  

RexTalionis: Hasn't Ahmedinejad been marginalized by electoral losses (to a coalition loyal to the Ayatollah) and the Ayatollah himself?


He's a canard various people use. Per the Iranian constitution he's fourteenth on the government power chart. He doesn't control the military. He can be overruled on pretty much everything. He doesn't set foreign policy. He, well, yeah.
 
2012-08-07 08:58:15 AM  

RexTalionis: Conservatives just like to trot him out as a boogeyman.


Oh my heavens! Conservatives using such a tactic? Why I never!

*clutches pearls*
*faints*
 
2012-08-07 09:01:42 AM  

InfamousBLT: simsite9: Ah, the daily 8am Townhall link. Go ahead and get this horseshiat greenlit before someone wonders if water is wet.

YOU.

Thanks for sponsoring me last month!


You had said something really funny in a thread, although I'll be damned if I can remember what it was or what the thread was about. But you're very welcome.
 
2012-08-07 09:03:50 AM  
Haven't two serious computer viruses screwed their weapons program since Obama was president?
I would argue that Obama has done more real damage to Iran than Bush ever did.
But I'd be arguing with townhall and the idiots that support it, so I'll just keep my big fat mouth shut.
 
2012-08-07 09:07:35 AM  
I wonder who the Politburo was hoping would be elected in 1964.

The Rovian "paint your opponent with your own candidate's failures" isn't working in this election. Romney is simply pathetic on foreign policy. Well, other than being familiar with which countries are the best havens to avoid supporting the government of the United States.
 
2012-08-07 09:13:14 AM  
Every country we're not at war with is a threat to global stability and the united states. Every country we're at war with or occupying is a boondoggle where thousands of soldiers are dying for no reason and we should leave. Every country we're leaving is a house of cards about to burn because they need us. Every dictator or terrorist we've killed or captured is a tragedy because we didn't go through the proper channels. Every day spent not going after dictators or terrorists is dithering and being weak-willed under the thumb of international pressure.

Pull the other one, assholes.
 
2012-08-07 09:15:10 AM  

bronyaur1: I wonder who the Politburo was hoping would be elected in 1964.

The Rovian "paint your opponent with your own candidate's failures" isn't working in this election. Romney is simply pathetic on foreign policy. Well, other than being familiar with which countries are the best havens to avoid supporting the government of the United States.


Romney is pathetic on every other policy too. The foreign policy stuff is just a headline now because he decided to visit other nations and make a complete ass of himself at every stop. He promoted himself from a simple political dilettante to international joke in no time flat.
 
2012-08-07 09:25:50 AM  
Qaddafi and bin Laden would like a word with you...
 
2012-08-07 09:28:57 AM  
So, who wants to be the one to tell Chuck that his film "Invasion U.S.A." wasn't actually a documentary?
 
2012-08-07 09:29:28 AM  
What happened to "no attack on US soil in 4 years" yadda yadda?

Oh, right. Black guy.
 
2012-08-07 09:33:14 AM  
I'm sorry, but WHO has authorized the most Predator strikes on terrorists?

www.sanfranciscosentinel.com

First they whine President Obama's killing civilians with drones. Then they complain he's weak on terrorists.

Townhall and similar groups don't seem to try and convince anyone with this garbage. They only seek to reassure and reinforce the some who can be fooled all the time. Or maybe it's the some who want to be fooled all the time.
 
2012-08-07 10:08:47 AM  
Ahmadinejad's power is expanding at such a rate that his primary regional ally is living on borrowed time and he can't fart at home without Khamenei's say-so. Clearly we must curb this tyrant before he annexes the Sudenland
 
2012-08-07 10:11:01 AM  
For Townhall knowing the prayers of dictators:

farm5.staticflickr.com

/Who did OBL and Quadaffi pray for?
 
2012-08-07 10:13:46 AM  

AirForceVet: I'm sorry, but WHO has authorized the most Predator strikes on terrorists?

[www.sanfranciscosentinel.com image 800x600]

First they whine President Obama's killing civilians with drones. Then they complain he's weak on terrorists.

Townhall and similar groups don't seem to try and convince anyone with this garbage. They only seek to reassure and reinforce the some who can be fooled all the time. Or maybe it's the some who want to be fooled all the time.


Obama is a gun grabber reducing gun controls. He's a big government communist shrinking government. He a tax hiking tax reducer.

At least with Romney you know what you are getting. Right?
 
2012-08-07 10:48:40 AM  
Last week: By refusing to interfere in the Arab Spring, Fartbongo personally created half a dozen Muslim thetheocracies.

This week: Dictators love Fartbongo.
 
2012-08-07 10:53:41 AM  
Yeah, he's been so passive as the most authoritarian elitist Libbiest Lib who ever libbed and used the Army to round up his enemies and shoot terrorists without trials or tribunals.

Which is it?

ANY action he takes will be seen in the light that it was the WORST DECISION EVER, even if it was the one that his opponents would have done in his place. At this point, commentary is as fluid a spin state as Mitt Romney's political aspirations...
 
2012-08-07 11:03:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Haven't two serious computer viruses screwed their weapons program since Obama was president?


Yup. And the damage is much more than just the raw material damage of ruined hardware, the were a whole lot of people fired and piles of blame thrown around, and now everyone's incredibly paranoid. Their only real way to prevent this kind of thing again is to take as many things offline as possible, which itself is a massive blow.
 
2012-08-07 11:04:09 AM  
o.O

My brain is full of OMGWTFBBQ.
 
2012-08-07 11:05:21 AM  
The world is singing loudly Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" and saluting Mittenous Romulousney as the man who will turn Persia into a rug for the great job creators of the oil industry to reclaim for America the glory she rightfully deserves.

//... if I read that headline correctly
 
2012-08-07 11:05:31 AM  
I love how if the President isn't going in guns a-blazin' he's "passive". Obama's foreign policy is way smarter than whatever crude, John Wayne-esque BS that the Romney clowns have put together. And, best of all, Obama isn't sacrificing the lives of American troops to prove his penis size to everyone.
 
2012-08-07 11:06:23 AM  
Republicans: I'm serious about this. You need to run as far away from foreign policy as humanly possible this election. I know it's your go-to in every election cycle, but you need to do yourselves a favor and come up with something new on this one. Obama has spent the last 4 years cleaning up in the foreign policy department. Literally the exact opposite of everything you are saying is true. You don't need to lie about this one, it's just sad. And this isn't concern trolling, I'm not faking concern at all. I'm telling you - you lost the foreign policy card for this election. Move on.

mrshowrules: Obama is a gun grabber reducing gun controls. He's a big government communist shrinking government. He a tax hiking tax reducer.


He's the "Poochie" of politics.
 
2012-08-07 11:07:27 AM  

vernonFL: Inside Chuck Norris' head, there is no brain.

Only another fist.


Yeah...Bruce Lee's fist.

/And foot
//Both of them
///Chuck saw that a lot
////That's why he's got dain bramage
 
2012-08-07 11:08:29 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net

I can't understand why Iran is so paranoid about the US.

/incomprehensible
 
2012-08-07 11:09:23 AM  
Say what you want about Obama, but it certainly appears the world around the US is easily the most calm it has been since 9/11. IMHO he's really hit the ball out of the park in foreign policy. Even the Libya thing, which I didn't agree with, was conducted with a true international coalition that made it cheap, quick, and about as safe as any war can get.

And we're not in a needless war with Iran, which I'm pretty sure would (and will) be the case if Republicans get to call the shots.
 
2012-08-07 11:11:14 AM  
WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.
 
2012-08-07 11:11:53 AM  
Wow, no one put this up yet?

0.tqn.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-07 11:12:04 AM  
It's like a goddamn Jeff Foxworthy routine.

If you think that Ahmadinejad is in control of Iran...

...you might be completely ignorant of foreign affairs.
 
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