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(USA Today)   You're the most accomplished Olympian in history. What do you do next? Oh, I know, how about date a supermodel. Date a supermodel? All right, then date a supermodel it is   (usatoday.com) divider line 14
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2012-08-07 10:18:44 AM  
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Serious Black: Um, track and field does have some of that. Ever heard of the hurdles races? Or the steeplechase? Or the decathlon/heptathlon?


I don't get steeplechase. They're steeples, they don't move. How much of a chase could they give you?
2012-08-07 08:55:05 AM  
2 votes:
Red carpet? So it matches the drapes?
2012-08-07 11:21:39 AM  
1 votes:
Is it crap on Michael Phelps and all his accomplishments day? Oh, it ends in "Y"? Then yes, yes it is.

/good for you dude
//don't marry this one
2012-08-07 10:22:44 AM  
1 votes:

Bendal: Let's see; Phelps is the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, is worth millions in endorsements and ad contracts, probably for years to come.

His girlfriend, OTOH, is a "supermodel" no one has ever heard of, and is already talking about a long term relationship and kids.

Can anyone say "gold digger" here?


Oh I think the basic question is can Phelps RECOGNIZE a gold digger?
2012-08-07 10:00:48 AM  
1 votes:
Phelps is a great swimmer, no doubt about it.

However, I generally disagree with calling him the "greatest Olympian" because the medal count of swimmers gets so inflated.

Swimming events:
100M Freestyle
100M Backstroke
100M Butterfly
100M Breaststroke

200M Freestyle
200M Backstroke
200M Butterfly
200M Breaststroke

200M of you swimming a combination of those
400M of you swimming a combination of those

200M of you and a team swimming one of those
200M of you and a team swimming a combination of those....

400M ...... etc, etc etc....

Why not just have ONE 100M and ONE 200M race.... called "swim there any way as fast as you can?"

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Don't you think that some of those sprinters would have a few more medals if track and field was like swimming? Not a fanboy of Usain Bolt, but how many more medals would Bolt have if the track races were:

100M run
100M walk
100M shuffle
100M skip

200M .... etc.


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2012-08-07 09:41:26 AM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?

Because he's genetically superior.


Their baby would basically be a mermaid.
2012-08-07 09:30:19 AM  
1 votes:
Please don't go full Bruce Jenner, Please don't go full Bruce Jenner, Please don't go full Bruce Jenner.
2012-08-07 09:25:43 AM  
1 votes:
I must be a superdad, superdriver, superengineer, superposter, supercooker-of-one-dish-meals because I have a website.

I never realized I was so super accomplished!
2012-08-07 09:09:30 AM  
1 votes:
Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?

D00d, farking run.

Fast.
2012-08-07 09:09:17 AM  
1 votes:

padraig: Not to piss on Michael Phelps' parade, he's a mighty athlete, but it's a bit unfair to praise him for all his medals (compared to other athletes) when he's in a field with so many opportunities to win some, what with all the combinations of distance, style, alone or by team, etc...

A judoka, for instance, could be the best judoka since the beginning of time, but can only go for a medal in his own weight class. Same for all team sports, boxing, etc...


1. Spot-on, old chap.

2. I would totally watch team boxing.
2012-08-07 09:00:43 AM  
1 votes:
Does she know he pees in the pool?
2012-08-07 08:58:50 AM  
1 votes:
Rossee is a 25-year-old Los Angeles model, with a website to support that claim (www.meganrossee.com)


ooooo - but she has a website so she must be super
2012-08-07 08:54:12 AM  
1 votes:
model = supermodel
stripper = pornstar

People always trying to be uppity.
2012-08-07 08:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
*cough* beard *cough*

Just kidding.
He's the most decorated Olympina and still she is way above his league.
 
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