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Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?
HMS_Blinkin: Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?Because he's genetically superior.
gambitsgirl: there is a difference between aspiring model and supermodel.supermodel, I don't think it means what you think it means
vudukungfu: gambitsgirl: there is a difference between aspiring model and supermodel.supermodel, I don't think it means what you think it meansYou, lady are much better than a supermodel.You might not hear that enough lately, but it's true.You can keep those vapid cover girls.One woman who is kind enough to just love her husband is all a man really needs.
padraig: Not to piss on Michael Phelps' parade, he's a mighty athlete, but it's a bit unfair to praise him for all his medals (compared to other athletes) when he's in a field with so many opportunities to win some, what with all the combinations of distance, style, alone or by team, etc...A judoka, for instance, could be the best judoka since the beginning of time, but can only go for a medal in his own weight class. Same for all team sports, boxing, etc...
TravelingFreakshow: Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?D00d, farking run.Fast.
Bendal: Let's see; Phelps is the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, is worth millions in endorsements and ad contracts, probably for years to come.His girlfriend, OTOH, is a "supermodel" no one has ever heard of, and is already talking about a long term relationship and kids.Can anyone say "gold digger" here?
Flakeloaf: 2. I would totally watch team boxing.
hasty ambush: TravelingFreakshow: Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?D00d, farking run.Fast.This, this and this. They have only been dating for five months. Time to initiate the escape plan, there are plenty of other models/waitresses in LA.
padraig: Flakeloaf: 2. I would totally watch team boxing.You and me both.
Babboonrash: Model in Los Angeles is code for waitress...
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