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(USA Today)   You're the most accomplished Olympian in history. What do you do next? Oh, I know, how about date a supermodel. Date a supermodel? All right, then date a supermodel it is   (usatoday.com) divider line 117
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2012-08-07 08:44:17 AM  
He's been dating her.
 
2012-08-07 08:45:11 AM  
no he hasn't
 
2012-08-07 08:48:40 AM  
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 08:48:46 AM  
Damn right he should.
 
2012-08-07 08:48:58 AM  
Model in Los Angeles is code for waitress...

none the less, she is quite a stunner.
 
2012-08-07 08:49:09 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 482x720]

[i36.photobucket.com image 364x344]


uglEE
 
2012-08-07 08:49:43 AM  
Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?
 
2012-08-07 08:49:52 AM  
*cough* beard *cough*

Just kidding.
He's the most decorated Olympina and still she is way above his league.
 
2012-08-07 08:51:20 AM  
Doesn't the "super" in "supermodel" imply that we've heard of her before today?

/I'd hit it
 
2012-08-07 08:52:33 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


Michael Phelps isn't fugly he's like what i'd look like if i had an eating disorder too
 
2012-08-07 08:53:15 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


Because he's genetically superior.
 
2012-08-07 08:53:51 AM  
Not to piss on Michael Phelps' parade, he's a mighty athlete, but it's a bit unfair to praise him for all his medals (compared to other athletes) when he's in a field with so many opportunities to win some, what with all the combinations of distance, style, alone or by team, etc...

A judoka, for instance, could be the best judoka since the beginning of time, but can only go for a medal in his own weight class. Same for all team sports, boxing, etc...
 
2012-08-07 08:53:53 AM  
something something....breast stroke.
 
2012-08-07 08:54:12 AM  
model = supermodel
stripper = pornstar

People always trying to be uppity.
 
2012-08-07 08:55:05 AM  
Red carpet? So it matches the drapes?
 
2012-08-07 08:55:09 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?

Because he's genetically superior.


THIS.
 
2012-08-07 08:55:39 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


She digs the assburgers
 
2012-08-07 08:56:13 AM  
Actual headline is a highschool period joke.
 
2012-08-07 08:56:45 AM  
That is definitely better than going to Disneyworld.

But not as cool as California Adventures; they have a Cars World!

She'll drop him for Ryan Lochte once he starts dating
 
2012-08-07 08:57:44 AM  
there is a difference between aspiring model and supermodel.

supermodel, I don't think it means what you think it means
 
2012-08-07 08:58:50 AM  
Rossee is a 25-year-old Los Angeles model, with a website to support that claim (www.meganrossee.com)


ooooo - but she has a website so she must be super
 
2012-08-07 08:59:48 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


If he's half as good in the sack as he is in the water, that is one lucky girl. I know, big IF. Just saying.

Also, there are plenty of women who are drawn to what they view as power or prestige. As an old, ugly phart myself who has had high level management positions, there are women who will basically throw themselves at a man they perceive to be powerful or influential no matter how ugly. Not the majority of women but enough that even ugly old pharts can get laid if there is some woman who perceives him as powerful. I don't ask why, I just enjoy..
 
2012-08-07 09:00:34 AM  
neither of them have souls. what's it to u
 
2012-08-07 09:00:43 AM  
Does she know he pees in the pool?
 
2012-08-07 09:00:50 AM  

gambitsgirl: there is a difference between aspiring model and supermodel.

supermodel, I don't think it means what you think it means


You, lady are much better than a supermodel.
You might not hear that enough lately, but it's true.

You can keep those vapid cover girls.
One woman who is kind enough to just love her husband is all a man really needs.
 
2012-08-07 09:04:50 AM  

vudukungfu: gambitsgirl: there is a difference between aspiring model and supermodel.

supermodel, I don't think it means what you think it means

You, lady are much better than a supermodel.
You might not hear that enough lately, but it's true.

You can keep those vapid cover girls.
One woman who is kind enough to just love her husband is all a man really needs.



awwwww shiat. I came out for sharp knees and word play and ya went and made me cry.
thank you.

he was and still is indeed loved
 
2012-08-07 09:06:45 AM  
I thought the moniker "supermodel" was used when a picture said model's face, ass, and/or breasts is instantly recognizable by any male over the age of 12 and is plastered on ads for anything and everything. I don't think Ms. Rossee has made it quite that far with ~30,000 Google hits. Perhaps subby has a crystal ball?

Regardless, if she's smart, she'll recognize that this relationship will be short-lived and milk it for all it's worth while she's still with him. "The girl that's dating Michael Phelps" is a much better inroad than "the girl Michael Phelps used to bang before he dumped her".
 
2012-08-07 09:07:12 AM  
Phelps is a newly retired 22-time Olympic medalist

Wait...he's quitting? He could still beat his own record!
 
2012-08-07 09:07:16 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


I know it's a tired old cliche, but in LA, she's average at best.

Take a stroll down rodeo drive sometime. Leave your girlfriend/wife at home though. Every girl I've know that's been there for a visit came back diminished by the experience. "I'm so ugly" is the usual comment.
 
2012-08-07 09:09:17 AM  

padraig: Not to piss on Michael Phelps' parade, he's a mighty athlete, but it's a bit unfair to praise him for all his medals (compared to other athletes) when he's in a field with so many opportunities to win some, what with all the combinations of distance, style, alone or by team, etc...

A judoka, for instance, could be the best judoka since the beginning of time, but can only go for a medal in his own weight class. Same for all team sports, boxing, etc...


1. Spot-on, old chap.

2. I would totally watch team boxing.
 
2012-08-07 09:09:20 AM  
Endurance/prestige/swimmers body. Did i mention endurance? How about swimmers body? Prestige?
 
2012-08-07 09:09:30 AM  
Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?

D00d, farking run.

Fast.
 
2012-08-07 09:15:38 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?

D00d, farking run.

Fast.


This, this and this. They have only been dating for five months. Time to initiate the escape plan, there are plenty of other models/waitresses in LA.
 
2012-08-07 09:15:43 AM  
hope she likes taco bell and three-ways

graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-07 09:17:24 AM  
Let's see; Phelps is the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, is worth millions in endorsements and ad contracts, probably for years to come.

His girlfriend, OTOH, is a "supermodel" no one has ever heard of, and is already talking about a long term relationship and kids.

Can anyone say "gold digger" here?
 
2012-08-07 09:22:35 AM  

Bendal: Let's see; Phelps is the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, is worth millions in endorsements and ad contracts, probably for years to come.

His girlfriend, OTOH, is a "supermodel" no one has ever heard of, and is already talking about a long term relationship and kids.

Can anyone say "gold digger" here?


This guy can
 
2012-08-07 09:22:47 AM  
I would give her the ol' speedo if you know what I mean.

...and I think you do.
 
2012-08-07 09:23:24 AM  
I am prettier than this man, which means I'm only 22 olympic medals away from dating a super model.
 
2012-08-07 09:23:53 AM  
I'm not usually in the sharp-knees crowd, but that gal does nothing for me, model or not.
 
2012-08-07 09:24:33 AM  

Flakeloaf: 2. I would totally watch team boxing.


You and me both.
 
2012-08-07 09:25:00 AM  

hasty ambush: TravelingFreakshow: Picture of her pushing an empty baby carriage?

D00d, farking run.

Fast.

This, this and this. They have only been dating for five months. Time to initiate the escape plan, there are plenty of other models/waitresses in LA.


He should be running like he is escaping the gates of hell.
 
2012-08-07 09:25:42 AM  

Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?


It'$ a hard to $ay would why $he $hould $toop $o $mall
 
2012-08-07 09:25:43 AM  
I must be a superdad, superdriver, superengineer, superposter, supercooker-of-one-dish-meals because I have a website.

I never realized I was so super accomplished!
 
2012-08-07 09:26:00 AM  
www.meganrossee.com

User has reached the maximum amount of processes while being limited, Webmaster: please contact support. (9)

She needs to be UNLIMITED dammit... open that up!
 
2012-08-07 09:30:19 AM  
Please don't go full Bruce Jenner, Please don't go full Bruce Jenner, Please don't go full Bruce Jenner.
 
2012-08-07 09:31:09 AM  

padraig: Flakeloaf: 2. I would totally watch team boxing.

You and me both.


The next evolution in bare knuckle brawling?
 
2012-08-07 09:38:00 AM  
orange whip?
 
2012-08-07 09:41:26 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Serious Black: Why would you date a fugly guy like Michael Phelps if you could land any guy you wanted?

Because he's genetically superior.


Their baby would basically be a mermaid.
 
2012-08-07 09:45:33 AM  
Pushing around an empty baby carriage? I'm trying to think of an explanation that doesn't scream "crazy" here. She has nothing to lose by getting his Olympic baby, minus the Nazis covering the entire cost of healthcare.
 
2012-08-07 09:47:09 AM  

Babboonrash: Model in Los Angeles is code for waitress...


I thought it was code for 'escort'.
 
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