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(MLive.com)   If you're running for Sheriff best not get busted for cocaine possession while you're on probation   (mlive.com) divider line 16
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2012-08-07 10:05:55 AM  
Excerpts:
• someone spiked his stuff with something
• putting something in his stuff
• putting stuff in my things
• She said, yeah, I put stuff in your shiat


What stuff? What shiat? Which things? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
 
2012-08-07 10:51:33 AM  
In other news, you can run for Sheriff while on probation!
 
2012-08-07 11:13:21 AM  
The party affiliation of Lance Laird wasn't mentioned in the article=Democrat

/typical
 
2012-08-07 11:13:35 AM  
"BIATCH SET ME UP!!!1!"
 
2012-08-07 11:14:33 AM  

dosboot: The party affiliation of Lance Laird wasn't mentioned in the article=Democrat

/typical


Well then I'm voting for him for sure.
 
2012-08-07 11:14:51 AM  
Wow! Reading the comments makes Jackson, Michigan seem kind of "Deliverance-like."

Hope I never get stranded in that area.
 
2012-08-07 11:35:41 AM  
Guess he will have to run for Mayor instead
 
2012-08-07 11:51:30 AM  

Rufus Lee King: "The American Dream is f*cked!"

[newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 512x288]


Indeed.

i144.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 11:57:40 AM  
"Laird has said as sheriff he would throw in jail prosecutors and judges who violate people's rights and use plea deals as instruments of coercion. He believes the county's criminal justice system is overrun with corruption"

Now I don't watch reality TV but if there was a show about a coked out small town sheriff battling it out with local judges and prosecutors...oh hell yes I would watch the crap out of that.

Just randomly arresting each other.

Hey Jim, where's the sheriff?
Judge jailed him on contempt charges for having his phone on vibrate.
Where's the judge?
Sheriff arrested him for jaywalking
 
2012-08-07 12:27:21 PM  
I'm pretty sure that domestic assault is one of those things that disallows you from purchasing or carrying a firearm in MI. If it is how exactly was he planning on being a sheriff?

\From Jackson
\\Just as classy as I remember it.
 
2012-08-07 12:45:26 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Laird has said as sheriff he would throw in jail prosecutors and judges who violate people's rights and use plea deals as instruments of coercion. He believes the county's criminal justice system is overrun with corruption"

Now I don't watch reality TV but if there was a show about a coked out small town sheriff battling it out with local judges and prosecutors...oh hell yes I would watch the crap out of that.

Just randomly arresting each other.

Hey Jim, where's the sheriff?
Judge jailed him on contempt charges for having his phone on vibrate.
Where's the judge?
Sheriff arrested him for jaywalking


Heh, we have a similar situation here in Ga. with two sheriff's. It got pretty bad, one was elected and put armed snipers on the roof of the sheriff's office after he fired all of the officers who supported the other sheriff in the election. He fired the officers by calling them in, taking their guns and badges and then escorting them outside with armed deputies. He was recently indicted on 37 counts covering a whole lot of corruption and other items. He lost the last election because of all the craziness, but is now running for election against the same sheriff while under indictment.
Pretty good summary here -
Link
And more craziness if you're interested - Link
 
2012-08-07 02:12:13 PM  
Jackson Michigan? He's a man of the people....
 
2012-08-07 02:22:08 PM  
I think he's alleging that she put cocaine in his food/drink so he'd test dirty to get back at him for beating her up, which is what he's on probation for.

The moral is simple: if she's so hard to deal with that you're strongly tempted to hit her then you're better off without her, even if that means going back to your inflatable sheep. Seriously.

One thing pseudo-feminists don't admit is there are plenty of women who love to see how far they can push a man before he blows up, either because they want to be beaten but don't want to admit they're masochists and/ or they want to get you in trouble and/or they want to be seen as Victims.

A subset of these plays the victim card even more vindictively, doing their damnedest to get you in as much trouble as they possibly can. It's called NIGYSOB (link).

These types were common before Feminism broadened women's social and economic opportunities, and they're still common in regions and strata where feminism has made little headway. I know this shiat is still common among non-rich white women in the South, especially areas that love Jesus and hate homos; I'd expect it to be pretty prevalent in Mormonistan too, especially in the less well-to-do sectors.

I have less experience with "non-white" and/or wealthier women from around here, but my limited experience is that Hispanic and black women make sure you know their close male relatives with beat you into the ICU if you lay a hand on them. I respect that though I find it unnecessary: in the first place I'm not violent, in the second place there's nothing wrong with women learning to kickbox and/or shoot to protect themselves.

Now however, even with (and perhaps because of) Feminism, an awful lot of white women from more privileged and educated strata are subtly weird and manipulative: they'll maneuver you into a position where they can have you arrested for abuse if you do anything to piss them off, whether it involves any violence toward them or not.

It goes like this: she'll make sure you two will argue, about anything or nothing, to get to Move #2 quicker.

Move #2 is she'll say "You're too drunk and/or upset to discuss this rationally" -- by which she means "admit that I'm right, beg my forgiveness and tell me what more you can do for me than you're already doing."

Then she'll send you away until she calls you back (if ever); female friends of hers who know you will keep her informed on your behavior, i.e. if you're sitting alone feeling all miserable because you treated this wonderful woman so badly. Then, if she can't find better -- or if you've got enough money, coke or credit to be worth exploiting -- she'll take you back "on probation," meaning you've got to suck up real hard in person. If you're successful then she'll take the relationship "to a higher level," one which involves more commitment, effort and expense from you. (Probably after being so "overcome" with emotion and passion that she has to give you really great head right away.)

And then, once the "nice, respectable" white chick has you even more where she wants you, sooner or later she'll get you upset again and then threaten to send you away again -- so you'd better cave in right then and there to WHATEVER she wants. Or else she'll call the cops to take you away -- even if all you're doing is simpering quietly to yourself in the corner of your basement -- because of your "history of violence." (I.e. on that earlier occasion "You raised your voice to me once already! That's rude and abusive! I won't have that from any man! You were warned!!") AND SO, because she's a nice respectable middle-class white lady, when she calls the cops (which she probably will) the cops will come ready to "respond to [your] violence" and (unless you're richer and more powerful than she is) the cops won't listen to a word you have to say from the get-go. (You'll say "I don't know what she's talking about! I don't own a BB gun much less an M-16! Go ahead, search the house, my car AND my office!" -- and the cop will say "I SAID put your hands over your head NOW!")

Anyway. Regardless of race, religion, geography, class, etc., mind-gaming women are so common that only a stupid fool, an evil asshole or a deeply troubled psychotic would consider doing marriage, kids and a mortgage with any woman he does not already know inside and out. And her letting you think she's under your thumb or she's got it bad for you only raises the stakes. Sure, maybe 50% of the women out there ain't evil biatches, but only an idiot bets everything he is and has -- and ever will be and have -- on a silly coin flip.

But then, as no doubt the responses to this will show, most women would rather call me dirty names than admit that some women might be as evil as I describe, and most men -- even already divorced and child-support-paying men -- will respond negatively to this also. Because people try so hard to keep from facing the simple truth.

Though, of course, YMMV. I don't bother tryhing to be correct in more than 60% of the cases, not for free anyway.

As for me, in person I make sure to speak in a calm, quiet, rational, respectful and plainly non-abusive fashion to the vast majority of women I'll chance to meet. Paranoia keeps me safer, as does spending 90% of my waking time on the Internet all by myself.

But deep in your heart you know I'm right.
 
2012-08-07 02:24:01 PM  
"I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town."
 
2012-08-07 02:52:49 PM  

Udontknowme: Wow! Reading the comments makes Jackson, Michigan seem kind of "Deliverance-like."

Hope I never get stranded in that area.


I'm from that area. And yes, it's the Midwest version of Deliverance.
 
2012-08-07 03:36:12 PM  
Does MI have coroners or ME's? It most of the states that still have coroners, he is the only person in the county that can arrest the sheriff. That may be important in this case....
 
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