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(WTKR)   Pastor Forehand arrested for sex crimes   (wtkr.com) divider line 23
    More: Obvious, Virginia Beach, sex crimes, Chesapeake, Virginia Beach pastor  
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2012-08-07 09:39:47 AM  
Well, since this was a NAMBA case in Virginia, this pastor's going to get the max, unlike pretty women doing teen boys in Florida.
 
2012-08-07 09:40:53 AM  
is he related to Pastor Fuzz?
 
2012-08-07 09:43:27 AM  
It's the backhand you gotta watch out for.
 
2012-08-07 09:44:50 AM  
It's too bad they couldn't have seen this coming beforehand.
 
2012-08-07 09:44:53 AM  
Father Foreskin, i am disappoint.
 
2012-08-07 09:49:13 AM  
Someone get caught with their hand in the cookie jar?
 
TWX
2012-08-07 09:52:39 AM  
*a bunch of whipping*

"Hey Riff! How's your backhand?!"

*poorly aimed, glancing backhand smack*

"Needs work!"

/better not be obscure...
 
2012-08-07 10:05:09 AM  
FTFA:
Police say the victim reported he had been sexually abused by the Youth Minister of his church, Real Life Christian Church, located in the 900 block of N. Centerville Road.

I can just imagine him shouting, "This is Real Life, biatch!" while committing the offense.
 
2012-08-07 10:11:51 AM  
I can just imagine him shouting, "This is Real Life, biatch!" while committing the offense.


You were imagining the offense? You sick, sick man.
 
2012-08-07 10:14:14 AM  
One of these days a church pastor or priest is going to be arrested for having sexual relations with a 16 yr old girl and I'm going to be surprised.
 
2012-08-07 10:16:16 AM  

The Wizard of Frobozz: One of these days a church pastor or priest is going to be arrested for having sexual relations with a 16 yr old girl and I'm going to be surprised.


THIS.

What's the over/under on him giving vitriolic anti-ghey sermons?
 
2012-08-07 10:18:39 AM  
INDECENT relations? have we lost our mind as a collective society

clearly the problem is with the child.
 
2012-08-07 10:23:14 AM  
Fore!
No skins please, we are Circumsized Real Life Christians, and we are clothed in self-righteousness.

God may not have mercy on his soul. Why? Because He told me so.
 
2012-08-07 10:30:58 AM  
Another gay pastor attacking underage boys?

I think Christians need to update their symbol from the cross to something more like a penis beating a smaller penis.
 
2012-08-07 10:35:21 AM  
Founding Father: Okay, we're here to sign this declaration of our independence. Let's take role call first. Thomas Jefferson?
Jefferson: Here!
Father: Benjamin Franklin?
Franklin: Here!
Father: John Footpenis?
Hancock: It's "Hancock" now!
Father: Why?
Hancock: Mind your business, that's why!
 
2012-08-07 11:01:17 AM  

AirForceVet: Well, since this was a NAMBA case in Virginia, this pastor's going to get the max, unlike pretty women doing teen boys in Florida.



I did have confuse from this NAMBA word statement so I looked it up. Now I am understand.

The Wiki Pedia's page on Namba.
 
2012-08-07 11:12:13 AM  
You think you hire someone for a job of high responsibility to honor, morality and trust and they turn out to be ordinary people. Go figure.

Think about it- "a job of high responsibility to honor, morality and trust".
Who is going to be the first person to run for a job like that? (Here in America.) That's right, the scum of the earth who would use that position to their own personal advantage. Second in line is the honest guy who wants to tow the line but gets knocked down in some form or fashion by those you really cannot trust. (Serpico.)

And that is why elections are really just a show they put on, and we vote for their GIVEN choices. They know it's practically impossible the people could unify to get one other choice to the election against those choices, and even despite their knocking him down and not giving and media attention to.
 
2012-08-07 11:57:11 AM  
Perhaps the church can pray this away.

/or just write a large check
 
2012-08-07 12:09:53 PM  
Pastor Tonsils also sought for questioning...
 
2012-08-07 01:00:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
"How can love be so wrong?"
 
2012-08-07 01:05:08 PM  
Oh, and I'm tired of seeing this Olympic Face.

i.imgur.com

/aren't you?
 
2012-08-07 01:36:22 PM  
Churches are magnets for sociopathic and abusive people that are willing to play along with supposed social expectations and norms in order to abuse the trust that is given, undeservedly I must add, to those that are "part of the church". Add to this the tendency for church goers to be protective of their community by not telling outsiders, and you've got a literal breeding ground for manipulative people who feel no empathy for others.

Organized religion, it's the biggest con.
 
2012-08-07 04:36:09 PM  
Does anyone else find that "Youth Pastors" are generally creepy anyway?
 
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