AirForceVet: I made so many emergency room trips as a kid. I'm amazed I'm still alive. Ranged from getting hit by a car when I was 6 to getting a kidney bean stuck in my nose once./Good times.
Jon iz teh kewl: dont put marbles in your nose!put them in there, do not put them in there!!
Ben4149: Warning: avoid all green Lego.
The Bunyip: One of my childhood friends decided to cram a LEGO antenna in his urethra when he was about six. He probably hoped I would never tell that story on the internet, but there you go.
Mr_Ectomy: Ben4149: Warning: avoid all green Legos Lego LEGO.FTFY
KatjaMouse: For whatever reason I grew up thinking most kids were just dumbasses. I never shoved foreign objects up my nose or in any other oriffices. Just seemed counter intuitive.
KatjaMouse: For whatever reason I grew up thinking most kids were just dumbasses. I never shoved foreign objects up my nose or in any other oriffices. Just seemed counter intuitive. My sister, who jumped off a bunk bed because she thought she could fly, never shoved things up her nose. It's like watching Darwin at work I think at times.
Dragonflew: Mr_Ectomy: Ben4149: Warning: avoid all green Legos Lego LEGO® pieces or bricks.FTFYFTFBOY
spazzhappy: For years and years I felt something in my right ear. I would tap it with pencils, scrape it with paperclips, etc.. but could never get it out. In middleschool, on one of those doctor school-visits, I asked about it and after a quick look he told me it was simply dried earwax and to try using a moistened q-tip. Didn't work.Fast forward to first year of college. Everyone sitting around taking a test, with me once again playing with a mechanical pencil in my ear when I feel something shift. I had never been so excited in my life. I stopped everything and carefully navigated the end of the pencil around the object, slowly rolling it out step by step. After a few minutes, a sudden slipping feeling came and something fell onto the floor. Anxiously, I picked it up and examined it.It was a big, hard ball of wax.But then, while playing with it (which I of course was going to do after 10+ years of mystery) some wax flaked off and it was different underneath. I quickly stripped it of all the wax that had accumulated over the past decade.It was a farking cherry pit.I had a farking cherry pit in my ear for most of my childhood and didn't realize it. Doctors never noticed it. My parents never noticed it. Lord knows I don't remember putting it in there so I don't even know how it got in there.my balance and hearing in that ear was a bit off for the next few days, but returned to normal. Some days I miss that little mystery in my life.
Dull Cow Eyes: I'm guessing this kid reads at an abortion-grade reading level.
Mr_Ectomy: Dragonflew: Mr_Ectomy: Ben4149: Warning: avoid all green Legos Lego LEGO® pieces or bricks.FTFYFTFBOY[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 662x516]
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