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(Daily Mail)   Man, 73, shocked when 27-year-old ex-girlfriend dumps him only after he buys her a $775,000 New York apartment   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 185
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2012-08-07 04:59:22 AM  
You'd think an Italian of all people would learn how to keep a goomah properly.

You gotta put her up in a rental place so if she gives ya any grief she's the one who's out on her ass. Ladies, the same rule applies to your boy toys. Never BUY a mere fling a property to live in. If you MUST buy it, keep it all in your name.
 
2012-08-07 05:04:46 AM  

doglover: You'd think an Italian of all people would learn how to keep a goomah properly.

You gotta put her up in a rental place so if she gives ya any grief she's the one who's out on her ass. Ladies, the same rule applies to your boy toys. Never BUY a mere fling a property to live in. If you MUST buy it, keep it all in your name.


All to true but I like the fact that the tables were turned so to speak, at least when you think of the old adage "they don't buy the cow, when you give the milk for free".
 
2012-08-07 05:13:31 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: "they don't buy the cow, when you give the milk for free".


Nobody says that.

The adage is "Why buy the milk when you've got the cow at home?" Meaning staying faithful to your wife is a good thing. They also mix it up for fun "Why buy sex when you've got the cow at home?" sometimes.

Also, the tables weren't turned here. This guy found himself a whore and treated her like she was legitimately attracted to him, and he got burned bad. I've seen gigolos do this to people, too.

Good rule of thumb: your lover should want to be with you. If they want their own house away from yours they're not your lover they're an employee, and you don't buy your employee a house. You lease it to them.
 
2012-08-07 05:30:08 AM  
Jokes on you, clown-guy.
 
2012-08-07 05:31:43 AM  

doglover: tinfoil-hat maggie: "they don't buy the cow, when you give the milk for free".

Nobody says that.

The adage is "Why buy the milk when you've got the cow at home?" Meaning staying faithful to your wife is a good thing. They also mix it up for fun "Why buy sex when you've got the cow at home?" sometimes.

Also, the tables weren't turned here. This guy found himself a whore and treated her like she was legitimately attracted to him, and he got burned bad. I've seen gigolos do this to people, too.

Good rule of thumb: your lover should want to be with you. If they want their own house away from yours they're not your lover they're an employee, and you don't buy your employee a house. You lease it to them.


Really? Well alright I'll differ to you're superior knowledge. Although ya the old dude would have benefited from watching the movie Pretty Women, in that Richard Gere only rented the neck less for his whore girlfriend :)

Hell he probably made her sign a prenup after the credits rolled
 
2012-08-07 05:47:49 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Although ya the old dude would have benefited from watching the movie Pretty Woman


Or simply used a little common sense.

If someone 27 and poorer is with someone 71 and richer, chances are it's not about love.

Especially when the 27 year old is in the same profession and they ask you to BUY THEM A HOME IN THE MOST DESIRED SPOT ON EARTH. Seriously, this old man almost doesn't deserve the house back.

Of course she should be kicked out, too. But really the best solution here would be to pull a Solomon and teach both parties and history a valuable lesson by turning the place over to someone deserving, like that pilot who landed the plane on the Hudson.
 
2012-08-07 05:55:03 AM  
The Italian director is based in Rome but agreed to help Miss Diamond-Walker buy the apartment as long as the money be considered a loan and that they have a written agreement.

No payments were required until December 2018 - but then the amount is due in full.

An agreement was signed last July before the deal was completed on the apartment in September.


Okay, maybe he wasn't such a fool as we thought. He knew what this was.

Drat. So much for a campaign to rehouse Capt. Sully.
 
2012-08-07 06:01:44 AM  

doglover: tinfoil-hat maggie: Although ya the old dude would have benefited from watching the movie Pretty Woman

Or simply used a little common sense.

If someone 27 and poorer is with someone 71 and richer, chances are it's not about love.

Especially when the 27 year old is in the same profession and they ask you to BUY THEM A HOME IN THE MOST DESIRED SPOT ON EARTH. Seriously, this old man almost doesn't deserve the house back.

Of course she should be kicked out, too. But really the best solution here would be to pull a Solomon and teach both parties and history a valuable lesson by turning the place over to someone deserving, like that pilot who landed the plane on the Hudson.


It was a gift, no take back, if there wasn't a contract on why he gave it to her and he wasn't already deemed mentally incompetent to make the decision, well it's her's, now.
Better luck next time. Granted I'm sure some judge will rule him incompetent and the whole thing is null and void.
 
2012-08-07 06:08:49 AM  

doglover: The Italian director is based in Rome but agreed to help Miss Diamond-Walker buy the apartment as long as the money be considered a loan and that they have a written agreement.

No payments were required until December 2018 - but then the amount is due in full.

An agreement was signed last July before the deal was completed on the apartment in September.

Okay, maybe he wasn't such a fool as we thought. He knew what this was.

Drat. So much for a campaign to rehouse Capt. Sully.


At first I thought the old man was an idiot who got burned, but like you said, he apparently knew what this was and covered his bases. She, on the other hand, looks like she'll have a large bill to pay in the near future. Assuming the written agreement stands up in court.

Still doesn't explain why he even bought it for her in the first place after only dating her for ten months. No freaky, 46-year-age-difference sex is worth that amount of money.
 
2012-08-07 06:10:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: It was a gift, no take back,


Actually, there WAS a contract. The loan for the house was made with a written promise to pay it back in full on a date in 2018.

So... she's up a creek and now the whole world knows she's a gold digger. Just though you should know ******.
 
2012-08-07 06:14:38 AM  

doglover: So... she's up a creek and now the whole world knows she's a gold digger. Just though you should know ******.


Plus she pulled this on her director. Good luck finding work in the crazy clown dancing field now, lady.
 
2012-08-07 06:17:12 AM  

miss diminutive: Still doesn't explain why he even bought it for her in the first place after only dating her for ten months. No freaky, 46-year-age-difference sex is worth that amount of money.


It depends. When I was in college, I couldn't spend $100 on date even with someone I liked because that was more than two weeks of food money. Now I can think of a dozen dates this year alone that set me back at least that much because hey, I can do that now. (also the exchange rate's pretty bad so dollar amounts don't reflect the real value.)
 
2012-08-07 06:22:25 AM  

doglover: miss diminutive: Still doesn't explain why he even bought it for her in the first place after only dating her for ten months. No freaky, 46-year-age-difference sex is worth that amount of money.

It depends. When I was in college, I couldn't spend $100 on date even with someone I liked because that was more than two weeks of food money. Now I can think of a dozen dates this year alone that set me back at least that much because hey, I can do that now. (also the exchange rate's pretty bad so dollar amounts don't reflect the real value.)


There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.
 
2012-08-07 06:22:42 AM  
$775K. So, a custodian's closet with a bucket and a book of matches?
 
2012-08-07 06:26:09 AM  

doglover: tinfoil-hat maggie: It was a gift, no take back,

Actually, there WAS a contract. The loan for the house was made with a written promise to pay it back in full on a date in 2018.

So... she's up a creek and now the whole world knows she's a gold digger. Just though you should know ******.


O_O, that's what I get for NRTFA.

/Forgive me it's late and I hate clicking on Dailey Fail links.
 
2012-08-07 06:31:37 AM  

miss diminutive: There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.


Depends on your monthly income.

Paris Hilton could buy a Manhattan flat for the weekend instead of going to a hotel or one of her family's new york properties.

And besides, it's not like he bought it. She bought it, he loaned her a sum of money. LOANED. ON PAPER.

She's screwed herself several times over here.
 
2012-08-07 06:35:48 AM  

doglover: miss diminutive: There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.

Depends on your monthly income.

Paris Hilton could buy a Manhattan flat for the weekend instead of going to a hotel or one of her family's new york properties.

And besides, it's not like he bought it. She bought it, he loaned her a sum of money. LOANED. ON PAPER.

She's screwed herself several times over here.


True. I hope those ten months of wrinkly ball action was worth it.
 
2012-08-07 06:40:45 AM  

miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.

Depends on your monthly income.

Paris Hilton could buy a Manhattan flat for the weekend instead of going to a hotel or one of her family's new york properties.

And besides, it's not like he bought it. She bought it, he loaned her a sum of money. LOANED. ON PAPER.

She's screwed herself several times over here.

True. I hope those ten months of wrinkly ball action was worth it.


Do women actually care about the wrinkles on the sack? You do know that scrotum adjusts its size constantly, right? It's always different, and even when you're very young it can produce a plethora of wrinkles or be smooth as silk dependent mostly on ambient temperature and emotional state.
 
2012-08-07 06:47:25 AM  

doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.

Depends on your monthly income.

Paris Hilton could buy a Manhattan flat for the weekend instead of going to a hotel or one of her family's new york properties.

And besides, it's not like he bought it. She bought it, he loaned her a sum of money. LOANED. ON PAPER.

She's screwed herself several times over here.

True. I hope those ten months of wrinkly ball action was worth it.

Do women actually care about the wrinkles on the sack? You do know that scrotum adjusts its size constantly, right? It's always different, and even when you're very young it can produce a plethora of wrinkles or be smooth as silk dependent mostly on ambient temperature and emotional state.


Relax, it's a figure of speech. But thanks for the testicular anatomy lesson. =)
 
2012-08-07 06:54:36 AM  

miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: There's a pretty big jump from dropping $100 on a date and buying someone a 3/4 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.

Depends on your monthly income.

Paris Hilton could buy a Manhattan flat for the weekend instead of going to a hotel or one of her family's new york properties.

And besides, it's not like he bought it. She bought it, he loaned her a sum of money. LOANED. ON PAPER.

She's screwed herself several times over here.

True. I hope those ten months of wrinkly ball action was worth it.

Do women actually care about the wrinkles on the sack? You do know that scrotum adjusts its size constantly, right? It's always different, and even when you're very young it can produce a plethora of wrinkles or be smooth as silk dependent mostly on ambient temperature and emotional state.

Relax, it's a figure of speech. But thanks for the testicular anatomy lesson. =)


LoL :)
 
2012-08-07 07:06:56 AM  
The real story here is that the male theater director had a girl friend.
 
2012-08-07 07:11:02 AM  
I'm impressed at Theatre Director can lend someone enough to buy a $775K house....
 
2012-08-07 07:11:40 AM  
A, not at...
 
2012-08-07 07:45:30 AM  
Thats a big Twinkie..
 
2012-08-07 07:45:33 AM  
He was under the impression she would at least wait for him to die and take the rest of his money.
 
2012-08-07 07:46:50 AM  
An (old) fool and his money are soon parted.
 
2012-08-07 07:51:05 AM  
She must have been reading this:

socialiteworld.com
 
2012-08-07 07:51:23 AM  
Is $775k supposed to be a lot of money? I don't get it.
 
2012-08-07 07:51:33 AM  
She's probably banking on him dying before that money comes due.
 
2012-08-07 07:52:02 AM  
suspect is AT LARGE.

inyourface.ocregister.com
 
2012-08-07 07:55:58 AM  

spentmiles: Is $775k supposed to be a lot of money? I don't get it.


even i know that's hardly anything and i only have $50 in my savings acct
 
2012-08-07 07:56:51 AM  
Pussy is expensive, surprised he learned that at such an advanced age.
 
2012-08-07 07:56:59 AM  
Creepy old men are creepy
 
2012-08-07 07:57:55 AM  

doglover: tinfoil-hat maggie: "they don't buy the cow, when you give the milk for free".

Nobody says that.


Uh, what? It's a common idiom.

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?


doglover: The adage is "Why buy the milk when you've got the cow at home?" Meaning staying faithful to your wife is a good thing. They also mix it up for fun "Why buy sex when you've got the cow at home?" sometimes.


I've never heard of this and neither has google. In fact, searching for "Why buy the milk when you've got the cow at home?" returns this very thread as its #2 result.
 
2012-08-07 07:57:59 AM  

doglover: miss diminutive: Still doesn't explain why he even bought it for her in the first place after only dating her for ten months. No freaky, 46-year-age-difference sex is worth that amount of money.

It depends. When I was in college, I couldn't spend $100 on date ..... Now I can think of a dozen dates this year alone that set me back at least that much because hey, I can do that now.


I read that as $1000 and was ready to ask you out
 
Skr
2012-08-07 07:58:49 AM  

doglover: Good rule of thumb: your lover should want to be with you.



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" Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives,
as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. "


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Heh as for the article, it seems the guy has been around beautiful dancers for a good portion of his life. You'd think he'd have gotten this lesson a lot sooner (maybe he did and that is why he did the paperwork.)
But damn... FTA "No payments were required until December 2018 - but then the amount is due in full." What the hell, that is a lot of money to come up with in such a short amount of time.
 
2012-08-07 07:59:12 AM  
I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke successful and attractive African American.
 
2012-08-07 07:59:21 AM  
I hope he loses the lawsuit. You knew what you were getting in to, now pay the consequences. I can't find any pity for him anywhere.
 
2012-08-07 07:59:43 AM  
I'm sure she's a great dancer and all, but for 3/4 mill seems like you could get someone who doesn't look like the passed over skanks at the local biker bar at 2am.
 
2012-08-07 08:01:00 AM  

thamike: $775K. So, a custodian's closet with a bucket and a book of matches?


It's an atrium.

/not terribly obscure
 
2012-08-07 08:04:21 AM  
Wait, her name is actually Diamond-Walker?

What is this, a Dickens novel?
 
2012-08-07 08:04:46 AM  
What the article didn't mention: he tried to put in her back door.
 
2012-08-07 08:06:47 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I hope he loses the lawsuit. You knew what you were getting in to, now pay the consequences. I can't find any pity for him anywhere.


I hope he wins. Sure he's an idiot but at the same time I think less of her. At any rate it should be a kind of fraud, obtaining the home under false pretences.
 
2012-08-07 08:07:25 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: I'm sure she's a great dancer and all, but for 3/4 mill seems like you could get someone who doesn't look like the passed over skanks at the local biker bar at 2am.


but this is NEW YORK

www.plantescompany.com
 
2012-08-07 08:07:31 AM  
If only he'd swum to "rescue" two 27 year olds on his $775,000 yacht and drowned, but whose corpse served as a flotation device to save a pediatric surgeon.

*shaking fist at sky*
 
2012-08-07 08:07:48 AM  

gonzojohn: What the article didn't mention: he tried to put in her back door.


That's just corny...
 
2012-08-07 08:07:58 AM  

Slaxl: I hope he wins. Sure he's an idiot but at the same time I think less of her. At any rate it should be a kind of fraud, obtaining the home under false pretences.


I don't think he can prove that. Maybe she just felt the relationship is over? Either way I don't think he'll learn a lesson any other way. He made his bed and now he has to sleep in the wet spot.
 
2012-08-07 08:08:08 AM  

Skr: doglover: Good rule of thumb: your lover should want to be with you.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x256]
" Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives,
as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. "


-----------
Heh as for the article, it seems the guy has been around beautiful dancers for a good portion of his life. You'd think he'd have gotten this lesson a lot sooner (maybe he did and that is why he did the paperwork.)
But damn... FTA "No payments were required until December 2018 - but then the amount is due in full." What the hell, that is a lot of money to come up with in such a short amount of time.


The whole story is odd. The length of the loan is quite reasonable considering no interest. Probably most normal part of the whole thing. . I'm still shocked about everyone on google having the cow thing wrong as well. Now I have to fix the whole internet, AGAIN.
 
2012-08-07 08:08:51 AM  
How does a dancer hope to pay the taxes on a place like that? Besides stripping or porn. Both of which seem to be below her.
 
2012-08-07 08:09:14 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: suspect is AT LARGE.

[inyourface.ocregister.com image 640x361]


Whoa. Is that her?
 
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