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(NW Florida Daily News)   Nothing screams classy quite like passing out in a park gazebo   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-07 11:04:04 AM  
Hey! I slept on a park bench in the middle of Vienna.

If that ain't class I don't know what is.
 
2012-08-07 11:05:22 AM  
It's already claim a victim!!

I draw my +5 sword of sharpness!!
 
2012-08-07 11:10:35 AM  
i'm tired of the police always defending the rights of families in situations like this...who is looking out for the rights of the drunk and belligerent?
 
2012-08-07 11:11:21 AM  
I don't think we can be sure of his guilt until we hear how he pronounces "gazebo."
 
2012-08-07 11:11:56 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: i'm tired of the police always defending the rights of families in situations like this...who is looking out for the rights of the drunk and belligerent?


Drew.
 
2012-08-07 11:15:50 AM  
I'd worry about angering the Gazebo.
 
2012-08-07 11:18:20 AM  
sounds like this guy was completely destitute. Going to jail may seem like a trip to the day spa

/except with more forcible sex.
 
2012-08-07 11:19:36 AM  
It's too late. The gazebo caught them and ate them.

/Stupid gazebo sleep spells.
 
2012-08-07 11:24:38 AM  
Oblig.

www.batcow.co.uk

/hot
 
2012-08-07 11:25:06 AM  
It's only classy if you're wearing a tuxedo, or possibly a monocle.
 
2012-08-07 11:34:47 AM  
Gazebo. You like that word, Alma?
 
2012-08-07 11:44:28 AM  

HungryHungryHippo: Gazebo. You like that word, Alma?


OMG!!!

That is sooo weird! I just came here to post this, but i forgot her na,e, so i googled it, and then i clicked on this thread, and your post was the last post... Exactly what i was about to say.
You have creeped me out sir!
(because that was such a scary part of The Dead Zone)!
 
2012-08-07 11:45:03 AM  
Had an army buddy pass out in a port-o-potty when we were in Hungary, he spent the night in that thing.

/csb
//classy story bro
 
2012-08-07 11:45:04 AM  
name
 
2012-08-07 11:46:13 AM  

Diogenes: Dead for Tax Reasons: i'm tired of the police always defending the rights of families in situations like this...who is looking out for the rights of the drunk and belligerent?

Drew.


For a $5 monthly retainer.
 
2012-08-07 12:02:24 PM  
Trespassing? Is this park private property?
 
2012-08-07 12:03:31 PM  
No doubt that homeless guy has learned his lesson and will be much better behaved in the future

/For the most part the police avoid having to take the homeless to jail. A huge hassle for them that doesn't do a damn thing.
 
2012-08-07 12:05:59 PM  

Nurglitch: It's only classy if you're wearing a tuxedo, or possibly a monocle.


It would be super classy if he were wearing two monocles.
 
2012-08-07 12:15:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's already claim a victim!!

I draw my +5 sword of sharpness!!


The gazebo continues to ignore you.
 
2012-08-07 12:31:07 PM  
Judge from Aussie Dancing With The Stars passed out in a kids playground. He had drugs on him but they were planted when he took his pants off at a party coz he was getting too hot from dancing.

According to the police interview transcript reported by the SMH, McKenney said he had been dancing at a party at an apartment nearby and had removed his trousers when he became overheated.

With his pants off, he was able to continue dancing, the report said.




I GIVE THAT EXCUSE A:
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2012-08-07 12:37:00 PM  

Nurglitch: It's only classy if you're wearing a tuxedo, or possibly a monocle.


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Quite so, old boy!
 
2012-08-07 01:38:55 PM  
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2012-08-07 02:54:45 PM  
Heh, i've slept, and farked, in a gazebo before, so i'm getting a kick etc...

/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-07 03:46:43 PM  
Come here I want to show you something.Gaaaa Zeee bo, Gaaaa Zeee bo, do you like that word?
 
2012-08-07 04:15:54 PM  
when someone says "pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?" hand them a jar of cheese whiz---THATS classy
 
2012-08-07 04:49:47 PM  
How many gazebos do you shemales need, anyway?
 
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