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2012-08-07 12:17:23 AM
6 votes:
apply to toenails before bed:

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he'll get the message.
2012-08-07 12:50:04 AM
5 votes:
The My Little Pony Killer: Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!

This. If you can't have an open and honest discussion about your feelings with the person you allow to penetrate your body with their penis, who the hell can you talk to?
2012-08-07 12:09:26 AM
4 votes:
I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.
2012-08-07 12:04:57 AM
4 votes:
Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?
2012-08-07 12:20:46 AM
3 votes:
Say "hey quit sucking on my toes you farking idiot".
2012-08-07 07:55:16 AM
2 votes:
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: fireclown: I don't get the foot fetish thing at all.

Me neither. On the other hand, I'm an ass man, and some people don't get that.

I guess some people are digital, and some people are analog.


Im not a scientist, but Ive read that a fetish is usually the result of a misdevelopment during early childhood. IE you were eating peanut butter the first time you became sexually aroused, so your brain permanently associates peanut butter with sexual stimulation now. I believe I also read that a foot fetish is the most common of all fetishes, so my assumption is that as a child, you crawl/walk around a lot at foot level, and as such you end up looking at peoples feet a lot more than other parts of their body. A womans foot and a mans foot are very distinctive, mens feet are flatter and larger, womens smaller with a more pronounced arch, so I think you just develop that into your gender processing.

My wife went through lots of "dads" growing up, and was beaten pretty frequently by her step fathers. So now she gets extremely turned on by being dominated in bed, roleplaying a submissive. Its weird for me, because it goes against how I feel about her, but it gets her off so... *shrug*. Give em what they want i guess.
2012-08-07 03:09:42 AM
2 votes:
Lando Lincoln: How hard of a conversation is this to have?

this this and more this
when you wake up say "we will talk about this in the morning, go sleep on the couch"

TADA
and then you pretend that you are an adult and actually talk to him about it
2012-08-07 12:10:25 AM
2 votes:
Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!
2012-08-07 10:31:17 PM
1 votes:
LanguageLikeBonsais: tillerman35: . It's impolite, dear. Now who wants more roast beef?

This little piggy.



Well played, sir. Well played.
2012-08-07 11:13:13 AM
1 votes:
I don't have a problem with foot fetishes, I have a problem with an awake person initiating non consensual sex (or sexual acts) with a person while they are asleep.

I guess I'm "vanilla" or something, since nobody else seems to take issue with it.
2012-08-07 10:04:06 AM
1 votes:
Ambivalence: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!

This. If you can't have an open and honest discussion about your feelings with the person you allow to penetrate your body with their penis, who the hell can you talk to?

Your mom.


I like your thinking. She should get her mom to tactfully raise the subject, perhaps around the dinner table at a family gathering. Having lots of loved ones around often takes the sting out of uncomfortable conversations.

Ryan? Could you please pass the potatoes? And Sweetie, Carly says you probably shouldn't suck her toes while she's sleeping. It's impolite, dear. Now who wants more roast beef?

See? How bad would that be?
2012-08-07 09:55:50 AM
1 votes:
Gentle Reader,

The answer to your bullshiat "problem" is really quite simple. First, grow the hell up. Then, when you are awakened by your boyfriend sucking your toes, as he does so, suck his cock dry. Then go make him a sammich.

Truly yours,
Colleen
2012-08-07 08:24:31 AM
1 votes:
Sub-header: I was shocked and even felt a little violated, but I pretended to stay asleep until he was done

That's right up there with "Why do these homosexuals continue to want to suck my cock?"

/or however it went
2012-08-07 08:05:16 AM
1 votes:
fireclown: Feet are just disgusting. I don't get the foot fetish thing at all.


If a fetish made any sense, it wouldn't be called a fetish.
2012-08-07 07:42:44 AM
1 votes:
fireclown: I don't get the foot fetish thing at all.

Me neither. On the other hand, I'm an ass man, and some people don't get that.

I guess some people are digital, and some people are analog.
mhd
2012-08-07 06:54:37 AM
1 votes:
tinfoil-hat maggie: /You must tell me what comic that comes from

Thunderbolts, story was called "How Songbird got her groove back"
2012-08-07 06:42:25 AM
1 votes:
Baron Harkonnen: fireclown: Feet are just disgusting.

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No. Any body part is disgusting if not washed properly. Women's feet are very... feminine. And yeah, they're not always lickable, much like other parts of the female anatomy, but that doesn't detract from their allure when they are.
Just saying.

/Hey, with a login name like this, do you think I'd have some kinks?


Dude. I like it when my wife puts on cat ears, a butt plug tail, and lets me go to town on her from behind while she meows.

And even I think feet are gross. Even furries have standards.
2012-08-07 06:14:49 AM
1 votes:
Feet are just disgusting. I don't get the foot fetish thing at all.


Is the problem here the sleep thing, or the toe thing?
2012-08-07 04:15:27 AM
1 votes:
miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.

So much this. World would be a happier kinkier place :)

FTFY =)


Keep it sleazy my friend :)

/I like you're correction :)
2012-08-07 03:25:24 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.

So much this. World would be a happier place :)
2012-08-07 03:05:38 AM
1 votes:
"Dude, seriously, I need to sleep. Knock it off."

How hard is that?
2012-08-07 02:13:45 AM
1 votes:
Bingledak: Green?????

Well, Rex Ryan would approve of the actions and the color, so there is that
2012-08-07 01:52:07 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Stop dating Dick Morris. He's a sniveling completely farked asshole.
2012-08-07 12:26:48 AM
1 votes:
Methadone Girls: Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?

He's good at it.
2012-08-07 12:10:00 AM
1 votes:
Just try not to stick your foot in your mouth
2012-08-07 12:09:53 AM
1 votes:
How hard of a conversation is this to have?
2012-08-07 12:04:44 AM
1 votes:
"Go on....."
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