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(Mirror.co.uk)   My boyfriend sucks my toes when I'm asleep... how do I talk to him about it?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 148
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bow [TotalFark]
2012-08-07 12:02:01 AM
Let it happen. It's good.
 
2012-08-07 12:04:44 AM
"Go on....."
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2012-08-07 12:04:57 AM
Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?
 
2012-08-07 12:09:26 AM
I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.
 
2012-08-07 12:09:53 AM
How hard of a conversation is this to have?
 
2012-08-07 12:10:00 AM
Just try not to stick your foot in your mouth
 
2012-08-07 12:10:25 AM
Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!
 
2012-08-07 12:10:30 AM
poop on his chest when he's asleep
 
2012-08-07 12:17:23 AM
apply to toenails before bed:

s8.postimage.org


he'll get the message.
 
2012-08-07 12:18:19 AM
Wear socks.
 
2012-08-07 12:20:46 AM
Say "hey quit sucking on my toes you farking idiot".
 
2012-08-07 12:26:48 AM

Methadone Girls: Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?


He's good at it.
 
2012-08-07 12:30:45 AM

doglover: Methadone Girls: Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?

He's good at it.


He must be.
 
2012-08-07 12:50:04 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!


This. If you can't have an open and honest discussion about your feelings with the person you allow to penetrate your body with their penis, who the hell can you talk to?
 
2012-08-07 12:55:12 AM
I knew a chick that loved to suck toes, but only after being in water for an extended period of time, jacuzzi was sure fire... it felt pretty farking good actually.

That said, if she doesn't dig it, step in a dog turd before bed, that should cure it!

/sheets need washed a whole lot more though lol
 
2012-08-07 01:11:49 AM
Dear Foot Loose,

You should meet your foot fetishist boyfriend half way. I suggest you discuss his fetish and your concerns with him with your heel firmly planted on his neck. This will not only make him feel comfortable discussing his "secret" perversion but give you considerable leverage. Perhaps a pair of sexy stilleto heels would be appropriate if your balance is good enough to stand on one heel.

Brantgoose
 
2012-08-07 01:29:16 AM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!

This. If you can't have an open and honest discussion about your feelings with the person you allow to penetrate your body with their penis, who the hell can you talk to?


Your mom.
 
2012-08-07 01:31:09 AM

Methadone Girls: doglover: Methadone Girls: Or start kicking in your sleep. Seriously. How is his nose not broken yet?

He's good at it.

He must be.


You can tell by the way she claims to not like it but his orbital socket hasn't been caved in yet.
 
2012-08-07 01:49:34 AM
DENTAL PLAN

BOYFRIEND WILL NEED NEED IMPLANTS

DENTAL PLAN
 
2012-08-07 01:52:07 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Stop dating Dick Morris. He's a sniveling completely farked asshole.
 
2012-08-07 01:52:27 AM
A well a need need need, need is the word. Well everybody knows that I overused the word.
 
2012-08-07 02:04:14 AM
Green?????
 
2012-08-07 02:13:45 AM

Bingledak: Green?????


Well, Rex Ryan would approve of the actions and the color, so there is that
 
2012-08-07 02:58:58 AM

Bingledak: Green?????


Don't suck the green toes.
 
2012-08-07 03:05:38 AM
"Dude, seriously, I need to sleep. Knock it off."

How hard is that?
 
2012-08-07 03:06:26 AM
I mean don't actually SAY "how hard is that" ... it might lead to awkward conversation... which apparently you're not good at.
 
2012-08-07 03:09:42 AM

Lando Lincoln: How hard of a conversation is this to have?


this this and more this
when you wake up say "we will talk about this in the morning, go sleep on the couch"

TADA
and then you pretend that you are an adult and actually talk to him about it
 
2012-08-07 03:25:24 AM

fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.


So much this. World would be a happier place :)
 
2012-08-07 04:02:21 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.

So much this. World would be a happier

kinkier place :)

FTFY =)
 
2012-08-07 04:15:27 AM

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.

So much this. World would be a happier kinkier place :)

FTFY =)


Keep it sleazy my friend :)

/I like you're correction :)
 
2012-08-07 04:44:13 AM
I prefer women that like their toes sucked, actually, but I wouldn't just do it in their sleep.

This guy's doing it wrong.
 
2012-08-07 05:45:33 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-07 05:49:21 AM
Pic of boyfriend:
i173.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-07 05:51:56 AM

Canuck Eh: apply to toenails before bed:

[s8.postimage.org image 658x1000]


he'll get the message.


I clicked "smart" and "funny"....
 
2012-08-07 05:53:12 AM

SoxSweepAgain: This guy's doing it wrong.


As is that woman, so many easy ways to play that, pretending to sleep through it is stupid
 
2012-08-07 05:56:34 AM
With a soft, sensual voice.
 
2012-08-07 05:58:16 AM
On a related note, I've noticed recently that every time I google some hot actress or singer, one of the top google autocomplete suggestions is "[acress/singer name] feet," which I have to admit kinda creeps me out a bit.

/not to be judgemental, but are foot fetishes really that common?
 
2012-08-07 06:01:47 AM
Hellllllzzzz yea I suck toes!!! I'm sorry what?
 
2012-08-07 06:01:57 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On a related note, I've noticed recently that every time I google some hot actress or singer, one of the top google autocomplete suggestions is "[acress/singer name] feet," which I have to admit kinda creeps me out a bit.

/not to be judgemental, but are foot fetishes really that common?


lol, i just tried a few and feet didn't show up until I typed a f, then it did for most. not amanda bynes, just fan stuff and fat face lol.
 
2012-08-07 06:02:37 AM
Ahhh...TOES...My bad...I thought you said nose.
 
Skr
2012-08-07 06:04:34 AM
Thing is, the dude probably read somewhere in Cosmo that "Wake your partner up with a sexy toe sucking and she'll be hot 'n ready to go!"

So this chick not "waking up ready" and instead going for advice is just going to continue the cycle.
 
2012-08-07 06:04:55 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
Hey guys, what's going on in here?
 
mhd
2012-08-07 06:05:19 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-07 06:07:06 AM
Eww.

Feet? Really?
 
2012-08-07 06:14:49 AM
Feet are just disgusting. I don't get the foot fetish thing at all.


Is the problem here the sleep thing, or the toe thing?
 
2012-08-07 06:20:01 AM
Her feet in mah face cause we're doin the sex.
 
2012-08-07 06:22:36 AM
What a little piggy.
 
2012-08-07 06:24:37 AM
Buy a pack of those corn pads and wear them all over. Leave them on the bathroom counter.

Or, you know, farking talk to him like a reasonable human adult.
 
2012-08-07 06:28:57 AM

fusillade762: I wish people would just be honest about their kinks. Repression is never good. If you like sucking toes just say so, ffs. A lot of chicks are into that.


I suspect he's specifically got a fetish for SLEEPING women's toes.
 
2012-08-07 06:30:40 AM

fireclown: Feet are just disgusting.


1.bp.blogspot.com

No. Any body part is disgusting if not washed properly. Women's feet are very... feminine. And yeah, they're not always lickable, much like other parts of the female anatomy, but that doesn't detract from their allure when they are.
Just saying.

/Hey, with a login name like this, do you think I'd have some kinks?
 
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