Dutch Oven?

sprag: Dutch Oven?

I gave my wife and Irish Oven this weekend.

BronyMedic: Baron Harkonnen: fireclown: Feet are just disgusting.

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No. Any body part is disgusting if not washed properly. Women's feet are very... feminine. And yeah, they're not always lickable, much like other parts of the female anatomy, but that doesn't detract from their allure when they are.
Just saying.

/Hey, with a login name like this, do you think I'd have some kinks?

Dude. I like it when my wife puts on cat ears, a butt plug tail, and lets me go to town on her from behind while she meows.

And even I think feet are gross. Even furries have standards.


See what you did, Harkonan? You made me take sides with a furry.

/Fistbump to my new furry Bud.

While I don't have a foot fetish per se, having had my toes sucked, I understand the physical act. For those of you who haven't experienced this, your feet have LOTS of nerve endings, and having your toes sucked feels REALLY good. Kinda like ten little penises (penii?).

As long as you don't have some sort of "feet are disgusting" hangup, it's all good.

\no, I'm not interested in sucking your dirty toes.
\\take a shower first, for Chrissakes.

HMS_Blinkin: These people need to just break up. They clearly can't communicate with each other at all.

If all couples communicated well, advice columnists would have nothing to do.

Gentle Reader,

The answer to your bullshiat "problem" is really quite simple. First, grow the hell up. Then, when you are awakened by your boyfriend sucking your toes, as he does so, suck his cock dry. Then go make him a sammich.

Truly yours,
Colleen

Michael Cera has some questions.

Ambivalence: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Talking about sex with the person I expect to have it with is sooo harddd though!

This. If you can't have an open and honest discussion about your feelings with the person you allow to penetrate your body with their penis, who the hell can you talk to?

Your mom.

I like your thinking. She should get her mom to tactfully raise the subject, perhaps around the dinner table at a family gathering. Having lots of loved ones around often takes the sting out of uncomfortable conversations.

Ryan? Could you please pass the potatoes? And Sweetie, Carly says you probably shouldn't suck her toes while she's sleeping. It's impolite, dear. Now who wants more roast beef?

See? How bad would that be?

I don't get people who can't seem to find the balls to talk about fairly trivial things. You wake up and your boyfriend is sucking your toes. How about saying "hey, what are you doing?" It's really not that complicated.

Getting a kick out of the comments in the article.

Amazingly, they are offering worse advise than Fark.

Kick him in the face when you're awake.

Then kick him in the nuts. Or just kick him enough times until he learns to stay the hell away from your feet.

Or cover your feet with athletes foot cream, or anything else that would induce vomiting lol.

The whole point is to pretty much to train his brain to correlate negative reactions to your feet instead of the positive ones he seems to feel lol.

You put the fun in fungus

Bonanza Jellybean: On a related note, I've noticed recently that every time I google some hot actress or singer, one of the top google autocomplete suggestions is "[acress/singer name] feet," which I have to admit kinda creeps me out a bit.

/not to be judgemental, but are foot fetishes really that common?

I guess they're about the only thing not on public display nowadays so, naturally, they have become the "forbidden fruit".

I don't have a problem with foot fetishes, I have a problem with an awake person initiating non consensual sex (or sexual acts) with a person while they are asleep.

I guess I'm "vanilla" or something, since nobody else seems to take issue with it.

dv-ous: I don't have a problem with foot fetishes, I have a problem with an awake person initiating non consensual sex (or sexual acts) with a person while they are asleep.

I guess I'm "vanilla" or something, since nobody else seems to take issue with it.

you should try waking up to it when it is from someone you love and trust. Its awesome

dv-ous: I don't have a problem with foot fetishes, I have a problem with an awake person initiating non consensual sex (or sexual acts) with a person while they are asleep.

I guess I'm "vanilla" or something, since nobody else seems to take issue with it.

Some level of implied consent exists in long-term relationships. (Of course either partner still has the right to say "stop", "don't do that" or "never do that again.")

That said, he should certainly have verified in advance that she was okay with the toe sucking in general, since otherwise she might have been totally unaware. Or at the VERY least talked about it on the first morning after.

Loudly, I would think.

My lord some of you people are freaking gross.

Suck on something of his. See how he likes it.

FOOT THREAD?!?!

*looks around*

Damn.

\seriously dissapointed
\\FIE?
\\\Clarification: WOMEN'S FIE?
\\\\EIP

Massagonist: FOOT THREAD?!?!

*looks around*

Damn.

\seriously dissapointed
\\FIE?
\\\Clarification: WOMEN'S FIE?
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clarification. do you like pics of them tied up?

Approves

havana_joe: I've always wondered what's wrong with men who don't find women's feet attractive... Let's say that a woman's feet are 5% of her body and you don't find them attractive- i'm going to call you 95% straight. I love 100% of a woman's body- every nook and cranny. Once you start picking parts that you don't like than you aren't 100% straight in my book... NTTAWWT, of course.

Remember your Grandma's feet when you were a kid? That's why. Farking gross, feet are nasty.

kvinesknows: Massagonist: FOOT THREAD?!?!

*looks around*

Damn.

\seriously dissapointed
\\FIE?
\\\Clarification: WOMEN'S FIE?
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clarification. do you like pics of them tied up?

Meh... It all depends on if she WANTS me to tie her up. Otherwise, as long as they're soft and pretty, I'm good!

I do not!

Tinton: havana_joe: I've always wondered what's wrong with men who don't find women's feet attractive... Let's say that a woman's feet are 5% of her body and you don't find them attractive- i'm going to call you 95% straight. I love 100% of a woman's body- every nook and cranny. Once you start picking parts that you don't like than you aren't 100% straight in my book... NTTAWWT, of course.

Remember your Grandma's feet when you were a kid? That's why. Farking gross, feet are nasty.

*shudders*

We used to call it the 'Mother claw"

havana_joe: I've always wondered what's wrong with men who don't find women's feet attractive... Let's say that a woman's feet are 5% of her body and you don't find them attractive- i'm going to call you 95% straight. I love 100% of a woman's body- every nook and cranny. Once you start picking parts that you don't like than you aren't 100% straight in my book... NTTAWWT, of course.

you sound like you are compensating for something and there IS something wrong with that.

Most fetishes I can at least understand. Toe sucking creeps me out though. Definite pass.

Massagonist: kvinesknows: Massagonist: FOOT THREAD?!?!

*looks around*

Damn.

\seriously dissapointed
\\FIE?
\\\Clarification: WOMEN'S FIE?
\\\\EIP

clarification. do you like pics of them tied up?

Meh... It all depends on if she WANTS me to tie her up. Otherwise, as long as they're soft and pretty, I'm good!

well my wife dont know you, why would she want you to tie her feet up? just wondering which pics I should send

I don't get the whole foot fetish thing. Don't get it. Not sure I want to get it. Probably should be happy I don't understand to begin with.

kvinesknows:

Meh... It all depends on if she WANTS me to tie her up. Otherwise, as long as they're soft and pretty, I'm good!

well my wife dont know you, why would she want you to tie her feet up? just wondering which pics I should send

You, sir, have been elevated to bestest friend status. Unbound, please.

Massagonist: kvinesknows:

Meh... It all depends on if she WANTS me to tie her up. Otherwise, as long as they're soft and pretty, I'm good!

well my wife dont know you, why would she want you to tie her feet up? just wondering which pics I should send

You, sir, have been elevated to bestest friend status. Unbound, please.

the toe nails are "hot" pink right now... that okay? (she might have changed them since I left this morning though, will check when I get home)

Bonanza Jellybean: On a related note, I've noticed recently that every time I google some hot actress or singer, one of the top google autocomplete suggestions is "[acress/singer name] feet," which I have to admit kinda creeps me out a bit.

/not to be judgemental, but are foot fetishes really that common?

They are actualy the most common of fetishes today.

Alonjar: Anyhow.. so yeah, I have a foot fetish, and I think she might too, but I just cant tell if she actually does, or if she just noticed mine and farks with me about it. I've brought it up in a roundabout way before, but she didnt take the bait. *shrug*

You can always just blurt out "Damn, I love looking at those feet! They turn me on!" while admiring hers. She'll get over the shock, might mention her own feelings on the matter, and you two will go on with life with a slightly better understanding of each other.

/Being too shy is a good way to go to the grave wondering what could have been.

SauceIT: havana_joe: I've always wondered what's wrong with men who don't find women's feet attractive... Let's say that a woman's feet are 5% of her body and you don't find them attractive- i'm going to call you 95% straight. I love 100% of a woman's body- every nook and cranny. Once you start picking parts that you don't like than you aren't 100% straight in my book... NTTAWWT, of course.

you sound like you are compensating for something and there IS something wrong with that.

3/10, weak at best...

havana_joe: I've always wondered what's wrong with men who don't find women's feet attractive... Let's say that a woman's feet are 5% of her body and you don't find them attractive- i'm going to call you 95% straight. I love 100% of a woman's body- every nook and cranny. Once you start picking parts that you don't like than you aren't 100% straight in my book... NTTAWWT, of course.

I always thought straight implied "hetero". Not being turned on by a body part doesn't seem it should make someone less straight. Though if a guy claiming to be straight also preferred men feet to women feet I would have some serious doubts...

I am surprised no one has considered that this man is possibly not actually awake when initiating/performing the act.

Freakin Rican: actually while me and my fiance are doing it in the missionary position i suck her toes. i pull her legs up and suck.

best thing ever. she goes crazy


this is after my sammich and her washing her feet

This. I can't understand how people would find that disgusting. Her feet should be right there near your face while your engaged in the act... how can you not associate her feet with sex? Plus, it feels really good! There's lots of nerve endings that are connected with yer downstairs naughty bits.

Hell, play jazz or something every time we do it and I'll start to get off on organ solos.

/I'm thinking some people's girlfriends have some dirty, smelly feets.

Massagonist: kvinesknows:

Meh... It all depends on if she WANTS me to tie her up. Otherwise, as long as they're soft and pretty, I'm good!

well my wife dont know you, why would she want you to tie her feet up? just wondering which pics I should send

You, sir, have been elevated to bestest friend status. Unbound, please.

FIE delivered

tillerman35: . It's impolite, dear. Now who wants more roast beef?

This little piggy.

LanguageLikeBonsais: tillerman35: . It's impolite, dear. Now who wants more roast beef?

This little piggy.


Well played, sir. Well played.

He was just in a jam.

dv-ous: I don't have a problem with foot fetishes, I have a problem with an awake person initiating non consensual sex (or sexual acts) with a person while they are asleep.

I guess I'm "vanilla" or something, since nobody else seems to take issue with it.

This topic came up in another thread. I think you may need therapy or something if this scenario conjures visions of "non consensual sex" ie rape, rather than happy good fun sexytime. One of the most vivid and erotic events in my sexual life was the awakening to my then girlfriend giving me a blowjob as I awoke with morning wood. It went from a near lucid erotic dream to a full on mind-blowing reality. Easily top 5 in my life as a sexual experience.

I mean really, if you are waking up with someone naked in your bed that you have an on-going intimate relationship with, your first thought is "is there consent" not "great way to start the day"? You sound broken, and may want to get that fixed if you want to ever have a non-crippling emotional relationship with someone.

/2¢

Lickalickalicka

/Thought there'd be a lot of pics in this thread

Mr. Lickalickalicka: Lickalickalicka

/Thought there'd be a lot of pics in this thread

fine