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(The Smoking Gun)   You grow 16 plants, and what do you get? Your picture in the Mugshot Review with your head in a net   ( divider line
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10958 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Aug 2012 at 4:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-07 06:45:55 AM  
4 votes:

Can't we just shoot this? If a thing looks like this there is no way that there will be any type of societal benefit in keeping it around.
2012-08-07 12:13:18 AM  
4 votes:
Arrested for resisting arrest.

Isn't this kind of a chicken/egg thing? If they hadn't tried to arrest him in the first place... I just... I don't get it.
2012-08-07 08:28:16 AM  
2 votes:
2012-08-07 08:26:55 AM  
2 votes:
2012-08-07 06:35:52 AM  
2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: robohobo: DownDaRiver: [ image 300x226]

That's got to be CGI

Sadly, no. This is what happens when society tolerates freakshows.

She hails from the Uncanny Valley.

That's a man, baby!
2012-08-07 06:02:50 AM  
2 votes:

fine art is subjective.

/18th century hot
2012-08-07 03:41:58 AM  
2 votes:
2012-08-08 04:23:14 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-08 03:15:34 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 12:22:22 PM  
1 vote:
So Dave Grohl was arrested?
2012-08-07 12:21:45 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 11:56:12 AM  
1 vote:






She's A Man, Baby, A Man!
2012-08-07 10:30:09 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 10:05:32 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 08:40:15 AM  
1 vote:

Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of This Ol' Ho'. We've been working on Starshine here for a couple of weeks and believe it or not, we are finally seeing results. We started down in the basement, realigning the pipes and getting them cleaned out. What a job that was! If you missed those five episodes, they're online. Not for the squeamish. Today, we're going to tackle the facade. Now, you may not be able to see it, but there appears to be a really solid base. Some of these old Ho's were built to high standards. They probably went to a finishing school or had very high maintenance done prior to becoming a Ho. You won't see that on the younger Ho's. They go right in to the business after dropping out of school. They don't get the substructure support these older ones have.

Anyhow, I've called in my good friend Gary from Gary's Sandblasting and Tuckpointing. Gary, what do you see her as you primary issue.

"Well, the paint will have to come out. We'll use a high pressure wet sander that will strip the old paint off without doing any damage to the base. I'll have two teams work each side simultaneously. Shouldn't take more than a day or two. "

Well, we'll lat you get started. The other problem area is here by the front entrance. It's been built up over the years and needs to be reduced. I've rented this industrial jack hammer to knock all the build up off. Now, you may be worried about using a jack hammer here. That you might damage the substructure but let me tell you, this part of the Ho is incredibly tough. If any part can take repeated and prolonged hammering, it's this spot right here.

Well, that's all the time we have this week. Next week, we'll show you what we uncovered and we'll start on the hair. It'll be a couple of weeks of chemical treatments but I think it's a better way to go than shaving and replanting. We'll see you next time on "This Ol' Ho'" Goodbye.
2012-08-07 06:47:45 AM  
1 vote:

Mini Ditka:

/So much potential this week too......Goddammitsomuch

No whammies, no whammies, no whammies STOP!
arrested for THE SPICE MUST FLOW

/damn right I'm gonna resist if I ain't doin' nothin' wrong and you try to arrest me
2012-08-07 05:55:45 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 04:22:02 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-07 04:20:34 AM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: NowhereMon: repeat, but I really don't understand that net thing

It's a weekly event. Lots of fun too since quite a few of the posters will do some photoshopping of the various mugshots.

Sweet dreams...
2012-08-07 04:13:16 AM  
1 vote:

NowhereMon: repeat, but I really don't understand that net thing

They put them over the heads of the more unruly individuals so they can't spit on anyone.
2012-08-07 04:13:09 AM  
1 vote:
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