I love that James congratulated everyone else before celebrating.

WhyteRaven74: I'm tempted to shoot off an email to NBC and ask them why they're not going to be covering the Paralympics like the Olympics, which they're kinda supposed to do and other major broadcasters around the world do.

Thank you for your email. Please enjoy the new fall NBC lineup.

ReluctantPaladin: Kenny B: I'm disappointed theres no Olympic Bowling.

There's curling for the winter olympics. Laugh if you want, but it's probably the only chance for anyone on Fark to ever win an Olympic gold medal. Unless they turn photoshopping into a olympic event. Or beer guzzling.

Any other ideas for Olympic events that Farkers would have a chance at?

Synchronized Snarking

Rhythmic Fapnastics

Bug-A-Whore

Lie-athlon

Pie yacking

Can ewwwwing

Treiple jump to conclusions

Troll vault

Omnomnom in the hipopo dome

Modmin been-ban-a-thon

100 yard gash

Sheeple Chase

High bar
followed by pommel hos followed by wrist rings (featuring the popo manoeuvre) and then unhappy parallel graybars

Judont read da article

Stoop sailing

Opening ceremonies Boobies

closing ceremonies LAST POST BIZNITCHES

soosh: I do not understand why they feel the need to show quarterfinal events in something like beach volleyball when there is so much else going on.

I blame the Budweiser drinking domestic SUV driving fast Food eating woman marying kid having Christmas having proletariat tools of fat American sheeple loving corporations who enjoy watching boring popular sports featuring NorthAmericentric athletes. I for one prefer to view awsomely tiny niche sports featuring female athletes from island nations that didnt even exst 4 years ago and athletes names that use alphabets UTF-8 cant deal with and only Tuvian throat singers on bath salts can pronounce with any authority and accuracy

Ive been a huge fan of every one of these since Mexico City/Tokyo and know all the intricate strategens involved. The pussified new techy equipment that dilutes the purity of the event and will never forgive the Serbian judges who Farked that East Vludoscroakian ladies' hurdling jurnspot tandem doubles team out of Bronze in Sarajevo when they gave them a branking deduction even though nboth prellspokes were clearly above the brown line. Unlike volleyball, Thats a moment nobody will ever forget.

The Why Not Guy: Last night's James Bond piece was infuriating. Long, boring, and filling up space that could have been used for... oh, I don't know, the Olympics? Also, Mary and Bob Costas have zero chemistry - they should be banned from bantering.

Costas has far surpassed Jim Lampley as an object of derision, and is rapidly approaching Curt Gowdy territory of sad irrelevance.

consider this: You know, if they're going to have horse events in the Olympics, they should go ahead and include auto racing.

Have they done the pony prom yet? I know there was some jumping over stuff already.

I don't actually care, mind you, but I stole 'pony prom' from another thread, and promised to use it every chance I got. Pony prom.

/Oh mother! A poodle party!
//Shouldn't be obscure.

consider this: You know, if they're going to have horse events in the Olympics, they should go ahead and include auto racing.

Or...

soosh: what events are scheduled for prime time tonight?

Listings web site says: More apparatus finals in gymnastics, mens 400m final in track and field, qualifying in mens springboard diving, mens beach volleyball quarterfinal and the mens sprint final in track cycling.

However, from what I've seen, it's a pretty loose schedule.