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some_beer_drinker		2012-08-06 07:27:32 PM

i think i have to go cry in a corner now.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-06 07:28:44 PM

Yes.

/dnwtv

fusillade762		2012-08-06 07:30:39 PM

Only when a malfunctioning Hitachi is involved.

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-08-06 07:38:02 PM

That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

nvmac		2012-08-06 07:39:19 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-08-06 07:43:10 PM

nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

Actually, with a little tweaking, that mouth thingy looks like it could give a great hummer.

nvmac		2012-08-06 07:48:35 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

Actually, with a little tweaking, that mouth thingy looks like it could give a great hummer.

I wouldn't want to be around for the 'glitch'.

/or maybe I would!

FloydA		2012-08-06 07:51:09 PM

crypticsatellite		2012-08-06 08:31:21 PM

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-08-06 09:02:25 PM

I've had conversations with my wife to that effect.

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-06 09:44:59 PM

Needs more bloody mucus.

Jamdug!		2012-08-06 09:49:19 PM

You can't tell me nobody has farked that thing yet.

RoyBatty		2012-08-06 09:49:20 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic fleshlight that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

RoyBatty		2012-08-06 09:52:05 PM

So I'm imagining a vending machine, like most, but with this device giving birth to whatever it is that was purchased.

It would be an art project of course, and I'd say it was a statement on capitalism, patriarchy and media.

But really, I'd just want to make a vending machine that gave birth to my purchases.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-08-06 10:12:56 PM

your mom's does

/oblig

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-08-06 10:15:44 PM

So just think, we can start hooking things up.

jekxrb		2012-08-06 10:22:34 PM

Not while they're giving birth.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-08-06 10:38:37 PM

A certain FARKer might want to incorporate one of those into his Real Doll

bow		2012-08-06 10:53:37 PM

I'm not even going to click on that link.

Vaginas are scary as shiat. They have teeth and all...I call them crocodiles.

vudukungfu		2012-08-06 10:54:37 PM

some_beer_drinker: i think i have to go cry in a corner now.

shoutgun

Beaver Knievel		2012-08-06 10:55:01 PM

Mind his fontanelle!

/forceps

bow		2012-08-06 10:56:45 PM

Also, by the way this headline reads, I'm guessing Subby agrees with me.

ultraholland		2012-08-06 10:58:21 PM

you'll get your dick stuck in the motor

hammettman		2012-08-06 11:01:40 PM

Jamdug!: You can't tell me nobody has farked that thing yet.

How do you think it got knocked up?

minoridiot		2012-08-06 11:09:02 PM

These sort of training devices have been around for hundreds of years.

http://www.musees-haute-normandie.fr/objet.php3?lang=fr&idrub=72

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-08-06 11:14:38 PM

If you speed the audio up, it sounds like she is saying "SCREW THIS NATURAL BIRTH THING! I WANT MORPHINE!"

jake_lex		2012-08-06 11:47:06 PM

We just shot right past the Uncanny Valley into the What The fark Valley

SpaceyCat		2012-08-06 11:53:14 PM

It didn't look motorized much. I mean the tech on the other end was pushing the baby through....

LumberJack		2012-08-07 12:10:13 AM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 130x387]

Was thinking more along the lines of:
i193.photobucket.com

Tumunga		2012-08-07 12:33:44 AM

That looked like some tight ass pooosy.

/right? oh, not tight for you little brudders..

Kurmudgeon		2012-08-07 01:19:31 AM

That was some nightmare fuel, all right...
/runs from thread

imagonyx123		2012-08-07 01:28:09 AM

Someone needs to set this video's audio track to a house beat...stat!

moike		2012-08-07 01:46:11 AM

Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a vagina dropped the bass.

RatMaster999		2012-08-07 03:44:29 AM

There goes my amputee fetish...

dualplains		2012-08-07 05:33:22 AM

WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

Mad Mark		2012-08-07 06:45:02 AM

"Nurse, there's a goose stuck in this woman's torso! Get the salad tongs ASAP!!!!"

unchellmatt		2012-08-07 07:21:55 AM

dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-08-07 07:33:37 AM

moike: Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a vagina dropped the bass.

Oh really (obviously NSFW)?

staypuft242		2012-08-07 07:36:14 AM

unchellmatt: dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

wait..what?

Brick-House		2012-08-07 09:02:51 AM

Many many years when I was in the AF, I was getting EMT training which included emergency child birth. The lesson included a movie (16 mm film) of a lady giving birth that left nothing to the imagination. First the lady passed the baby, than came the plencata. Once the plencata was delivered, the instructor paused the projector and continued his lecture talking about unsusal situations we had to be prepared for. He said for instance. He then restarted the projector in reverse and we watched as the plencata and baby slid back I to mom.

I never looked at pussy quite the same after that.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-08-07 09:05:16 AM

Sounds like Peter Frampton being fisted.

kvinesknows		2012-08-07 09:25:57 AM

nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

One almost always has teeth, one almost never has teeth.

unchellmatt		2012-08-07 09:48:52 AM

staypuft242: unchellmatt: dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

wait..what?

My work here is done.

web.mit.edu

Crewmannumber6		2012-08-07 12:24:17 PM

Robotic Rubber Vagina is the new name of my band. Which is awkward because it's a christian praise band.

HighZoolander		2012-08-07 12:45:08 PM

Brick-House: Many many years when I was in the AF, I was getting EMT training which included emergency child birth. The lesson included a movie (16 mm film) of a lady giving birth that left nothing to the imagination. First the lady passed the baby, than came the plencata. Once the plencata was delivered, the instructor paused the projector and continued his lecture talking about unsusal situations we had to be prepared for. He said for instance. He then restarted the projector in reverse and we watched as the plencata and baby slid back I to mom.

I never looked at pussy quite the same after that.

placenta...plencata
tomayto...tomahto

rushthatspeaks		2012-08-07 01:10:36 PM

Real Doll meets real farking disturbing.

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-08-07 03:25:47 PM

if ever there were a moment for the Nathan Fillion gif, here it is.

MplsMedic		2012-08-08 01:21:19 AM

Oh suck it up boys... We all came from one :) These are actually hard to come by. Most folks need grants to be able to afford it. I teach with medical simulators, and I have one called "Noelle" that runs about $40,000. There is a mechanism that simulates "contractions", and a bar that "pushes" the baby out of the rubber vagina. If that creeps you out, take a look at this: Birthing Simulator

/I'm a paramedic
//Real birth is SO much messier

Third_Uncle_Eno		2012-08-08 04:29:25 PM

Mr. Potatoass

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2012-08-07 09:05:16 AM

Sounds like Peter Frampton being fisted.

i farking LOL'D.

/do you feel like we doooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhgaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddd