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(Science Daily)   Lying less linked to better health, according to the Institute of Researchers Who Never Fielded Questions About Their Wives' Asses   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 6
    More: Unlikely, plants, eye movements, sore throats, University of Notre Dame, American Psychological Association  
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1496 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Aug 2012 at 10:38 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-06 10:54:05 PM  
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OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!


Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first
2012-08-07 02:02:06 AM  
1 votes:
FuzedBox
Don't worry, bro; he's just a sociopath.

Doesn't have Facebook?
2012-08-07 01:43:10 AM  
1 votes:
Subby, there are those who have wives with big asses who don't lie, but they aren't alive to be surveyed for a study like this. Then there are those with big assed wives who do lie, and they are happier than the first group.

Then there are people with wives smart enough not to ask dumb questions. Those men are doing pretty darn well for themselves, and thus happier than the first two groups.

Finally there are people with wives who have great asses and walk into the room showing it off and then ask how awesome their ass is. The husband then tells the truth, its awesome. He is happier.

So husbands in the latter two groups are happier than the first two, one of which isn't surveyed.
2012-08-06 11:02:08 PM  
1 votes:

eKonk: OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!

Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first


Simple, "I don't like that outfit."
2012-08-06 10:53:49 PM  
1 votes:
The few times my wife has used a line like that I told her that I really need to compare pictures of her in and out of the clothing in order to make an informed decision about how her ass looks in that dress.
2012-08-06 09:43:26 PM  
1 votes:
Women,

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