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(Science Daily)   Lying less linked to better health, according to the Institute of Researchers Who Never Fielded Questions About Their Wives' Asses   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 73
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2012-08-06 07:20:16 PM  
+1

/actually, -1 if your wife has a fat ass you have to lie to her about. ewww.
 
2012-08-06 09:43:26 PM  
Women,

sbrownehr.com
 
2012-08-06 09:49:41 PM  
My "wife" knows better than to ask.
 
2012-08-06 10:40:46 PM  
Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!
 
2012-08-06 10:40:51 PM  
If you knew you weren't going to like the answer, why did you ask the question?
 
2012-08-06 10:42:03 PM  
If your wife has a nice ass, you don't have to lie to her about it.

Thus, telling fewer lives is a result of having a good life and good health. And not the other way around.

People with bad lives, and fat assed wives, continue with the lying.
 
2012-08-06 10:42:13 PM  
Well if she had a healthier ass you'd have to lie less.
 
2012-08-06 10:44:00 PM  
Yes, your ass looks big!

/That's why I married you.
 
2012-08-06 10:44:55 PM  
wife ass thread
 
2012-08-06 10:46:06 PM  
If you feel the need to ask, then you think it's too big - my opinion is immaterial, love chunks.
 
2012-08-06 10:46:22 PM  
Keeping track of lies is stressful. Stress = early death.
 
2012-08-06 10:46:48 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

I wrote that study. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2012-08-06 10:48:09 PM  
Lying is stressful.

/for most of us.
 
2012-08-06 10:50:21 PM  
My wife actually asked me if "this shirt makes me look fat" yesterday. She's 5' and 92 farking pounds. I actually told her to STFU and never say that shiat again. Thought I'd found a sane one.

/ 20+ years together and she's still full of surprises
 
bow
2012-08-06 10:51:09 PM  
I can't lie to save my life, so this is a good thing.
 
2012-08-06 10:53:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: wife ass thread


Get the goggles.
 
2012-08-06 10:53:49 PM  
The few times my wife has used a line like that I told her that I really need to compare pictures of her in and out of the clothing in order to make an informed decision about how her ass looks in that dress.
 
2012-08-06 10:54:05 PM  

OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!


Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first
 
2012-08-06 10:54:58 PM  
 
2012-08-06 10:55:53 PM  

bow: I can't lie to save my life, so this is a good thing.


Me either. I try to lie sometimes but the future Mrs. Wrench calls me only bullshiat. I don't have to lie about her butt she does Insanity every morning and P90X every night you can bounce quarters off that ass.
 
2012-08-06 10:57:04 PM  
Yes, yes it does....

and , there are no sane ones, just ones that haven't flipped out yet.
 
2012-08-06 11:00:01 PM  

eKonk: OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!

Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first


why'd you marry her if she was fat. see i'm 19% fat 80% muscle 1 % bone that makes me a person
but who the hell would marry someone who was pure 100% fat
 
2012-08-06 11:00:52 PM  
Many moons ago I worked as the only male in a mid-sized department store.It wasn't unusual for women to approach me and ask if the jeans they were trying on made their butts look big. Oh the lies I told and still chuckle about now.My lies made them feel good and I piled on extra sales. Lie can be a win-win situation.
 
2012-08-06 11:02:08 PM  

eKonk: OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!

Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first


Simple, "I don't like that outfit."
 
2012-08-06 11:09:15 PM  
"Fatter than usual, honey?"
 
2012-08-06 11:14:05 PM  

Dellirium: Yes, yes it does....

and , there are no sane ones, just ones that haven't flipped out yet.


Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to get mine to flip out. But I mean SOMEtimes, like once a month at the most.
 
2012-08-06 11:16:08 PM  
I had no idea Jay Leno submitted headlines.
 
2012-08-06 11:23:32 PM  
I ask, and he says yes. And then smacks it.
Compared to my waist, it is kind of fat.

Who doesn't like a big ass?
 
2012-08-06 11:23:35 PM  
When my wife asks if the pants, dress, skirt, etc. makes her look fat, I unfailingly tell her no (and not another word) because it's not the pants, dress, skirt, etc. It's the pie, cake, ice cream, etc. she keeps shoveling in her mouth.
 
2012-08-06 11:27:02 PM  
For women, the equivalent is "Was that the best you ever had?"
 
2012-08-06 11:30:47 PM  
There have been five time in my life that I was dumb enough to tell the truth to a woman:

* does this dress make me look fat?
* is there any other woman that you'd like to sleep with?
* don't you want to go to my family's house for the holidays?
* why don't you want to get married?
* what does that French girl have that I don't?

I won't say that I'm cured. Only that I'm on parole.
 
2012-08-06 11:39:41 PM  

Omnivorous: There have been five time in my life that I was dumb enough to tell the truth to a woman:

* does this dress make me look fat?
* is there any other woman that you'd like to sleep with?
* don't you want to go to my family's house for the holidays?
* why don't you want to get married?
* what does that French girl have that I don't?

I won't say that I'm cured. Only that I'm on parole.


You fell for #2?
 
2012-08-06 11:42:36 PM  

BobDeluxe: Omnivorous: There have been five time in my life that I was dumb enough to tell the truth to a woman:

* does this dress make me look fat?
* is there any other woman that you'd like to sleep with?
* don't you want to go to my family's house for the holidays?
* why don't you want to get married?
* what does that French girl have that I don't?

I won't say that I'm cured. Only that I'm on parole.

You fell for #2?


If your woman expects you to not WANT to sleep with another woman, shes insane. She KNOWS you WANT to sleep with other women. If you lie to her about things she knows as fact will blow your credibility.
 
2012-08-06 11:48:35 PM  
"...Rhetorical question?" He answered.
 
2012-08-06 11:49:45 PM  

I sound fat: If your woman expects you to not WANT to sleep with another woman, shes insane. She KNOWS you WANT to sleep with other women. If you lie to her about things she knows as fact will blow your credibility.


"While I find other women attractive, I only want to sleep with you because of X, Y, and Z. You are amazing, and every day I'm amazed that you chose me over all other men you could have your pick of."
 
2012-08-06 11:52:40 PM  
"Do you think she is pretty?"
 
2012-08-06 11:53:20 PM  
dlisted.com

Overall, a lie is a source of stress in your life. Unless it's a smoothing lie.
 
2012-08-06 11:54:30 PM  

Harry_Seldon: "Do you think she is pretty?"


"Pretty much immaterial, no?"
 
2012-08-06 11:57:23 PM  
What if you like fat asses? Does she then as if her tits are too big? I'm twelve.
 
2012-08-06 11:59:13 PM  

Tyranicle: What if you like fat asses? Does she then as if her tits are too big? I'm twelve.


Twelve years old?
 
2012-08-07 12:02:15 AM  

eKonk: OgreMagi: Guys, if she asks, "Does this make me look fat?" You can honestly answer, "no". DO NOT COMPLETE THE REST OF THE THOUGHT OUT LOUD!

Ah, but what if she phrases it differently - "Do I look fat in this?" How do I answer that, smart guy?

/comfortable with saying "no", regardless of the truth
//have also learned to never say that without looking first


You truthfully answer "No" (you look fat in everything these days, not just that). Like he said, just don't vocalize the entire reply.
 
2012-08-07 12:06:36 AM  
i.imgur.com

Approves on both counts.
 
2012-08-07 12:10:56 AM  

charmbomb: I ask, and he says yes. And then smacks it.


And that my friends is why you shouldn't marry anyone you can't do this with. Ought to be a farking litmus test. I love my wife's serious MILFY late 30's two children-bearing ass. It's nice and chubby and damn I'd better settle down.
 
2012-08-07 12:11:21 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Tyranicle: What if you like fat asses? Does she then as if her tits are too big? I'm twelve.

Twelve years old?


Yes, just started exploring my sexuality, you got a problem with that?
 
2012-08-07 12:12:22 AM  

TheSwizz: Yes, your ass looks big!

/That's why I married you.


And much love to you from the big-bootied farkettes in the thread, sir.

/doesn't ask
 
2012-08-07 12:12:34 AM  
Well of course lying isn't healthy for you, neither is sitting.
 
2012-08-07 12:17:42 AM  

Tyranicle: Harry_Seldon: Tyranicle: What if you like fat asses? Does she then as if her tits are too big? I'm twelve.

Twelve years old?

Yes, just started exploring my sexuality, you got a problem with that?


I am going to have a seat over there rather than respond directly.
 
2012-08-07 12:19:06 AM  
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.

/don't have to lie, she has a very nice ass
 
2012-08-07 12:24:55 AM  

Tyranicle: Yes, just started exploring my sexuality, you got a problem with that?


Certainly not. But 1) There may be issues with people under 13 posting on Fark. Privacy rules and all that. 2) I think its great you're exploring your own sexuality. But Fark is really not, ahem, the greatest or most suitable place to explore that sort of stuff. This is not the place to learn healthy sexual attitudes, especially about women. I'm just saying.
 
2012-08-07 12:37:04 AM  

Somacandra: charmbomb: I ask, and he says yes. And then smacks it.

And that my friends is why you shouldn't marry anyone you can't do this with. Ought to be a farking litmus test. I love my wife's serious MILFY late 30's two children-bearing ass. It's nice and chubby and damn I'd better settle down.


It's true. Ladies that enjoy their bodies tend to attract others that enjoy it too.

If woman can't handle even the comments about some part of her body she needs to accept it or change it. Just like anyone, with anything. You can't go around in life being like "Oh my husband is such an ASSHOLE. I can't believe he said my fat ass is FAT." Get the fark over it or get a smaller ass, if your significant other is worth it.
 
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