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(News.com.au)   Males less supportive of gay marriage. Way to stick it to the man   (news.com.au) divider line 268
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2012-08-06 08:40:24 PM
I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.
 
2012-08-06 08:40:55 PM
Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.
 
2012-08-06 08:41:08 PM
Males less supportive of gay marriage
 
2012-08-06 08:41:48 PM
Last time I checked, I've got nards, like women in latex, and completely support gay marriage.

The 21st century was supposed to be about awesome and a new age of reason. Fark all this hatred, religious assery and bigotry.
 
2012-08-06 08:41:55 PM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-08-06 08:42:03 PM
what is 'gay marriage' and how does it differ from NORMAL marriage?

seriously.
 
2012-08-06 08:42:15 PM
I've found this to be the opposite in my experience
 
2012-08-06 08:42:51 PM

you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.


No you don't.

-3/10
 
2012-08-06 08:43:00 PM

Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.
 
2012-08-06 08:43:18 PM

Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


*specifically for the TAX benefits*
 
2012-08-06 08:43:35 PM
Awesome headline is awesome.
 
2012-08-06 08:43:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: what is 'gay marriage' and how does it differ from NORMAL marriage?

seriously.


After gay marriage you still get blowjobs.
 
2012-08-06 08:43:54 PM

gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.


/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-06 08:44:28 PM
The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.
 
2012-08-06 08:44:37 PM

Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA


//I'm a headline man, actually, you?
 
2012-08-06 08:44:38 PM

Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA


But you read the Fark headline, yes?
 
2012-08-06 08:46:08 PM
But if two men marry, how will the courts completely screw one over in the name of "gender equality".
 
2012-08-06 08:46:16 PM
I was relatively sure it was 'straight males don't care about marriage. Period."?
 
2012-08-06 08:46:33 PM

diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10


-7/10
 
2012-08-06 08:47:02 PM
i291.photobucket.com

I'm still up twenty-five grand the last time I stick it in you!

/gud jorb subby
 
2012-08-06 08:47:03 PM

you are a puppet: diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10

-7/10


Lowered your own score.. nice...
 
2012-08-06 08:47:22 PM

URAPNIS: The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.


Just because you are divorced, working in a dead end job, and paying two thirds of your salary in child support doesn't mean the rest of us will fark it up.
 
2012-08-06 08:47:30 PM

gtfan92: Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA

But you read the Fark headline, yes?


Yeah,

Where's the disconnect, asshole?

You?
 
2012-08-06 08:47:36 PM

you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.


in this the 18th year of a loveless shell of matrimonial suffering, i can only agree. while i slowly save my pennies for the day i can afford Divorce Lawyer. as i look forward to once again being in the company of women who still have sex. some day.

/bitter, married to a coont
//does it show?
 
2012-08-06 08:47:40 PM
I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!
 
2012-08-06 08:48:08 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

I'm still up twenty-five grand the last time I stick it in you!

/gud jorb subby


vant a cooookie?
 
2012-08-06 08:48:18 PM
Not surprising since it is womenfolk's fault that people are gay.
 
2012-08-06 08:48:28 PM
I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

Then again, I'm anti government involvement in most things. Gub'mint just tends to fark things up.
 
2012-08-06 08:48:47 PM

you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.


Soon enough, it will only be between a group of men, a group of women, a bengal tiger, two dogs, a VHS tape and a turtle.
 
2012-08-06 08:48:47 PM

darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!


Half of all gays are born that way.. the other half get sucked into it.
 
2012-08-06 08:48:55 PM

Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA

But you read the Fark headline, yes?

Yeah,

Where's the disconnect, asshole?

You?


Please elucidate.
 
2012-08-06 08:49:11 PM

Znuh: The 21st century was supposed to be about awesome and a new age of reason. Fark all this hatred, religious assery and bigotry.


This was an Australian poll, so I'm going to assume that it's less about religious bigotry (we don't have nearly as many crazy-ass fundamentalists here) and more about sexual insecurity. God knows they're threatened enough by me, and I even don't have a dick to be threatened by.
 
2012-08-06 08:49:19 PM

KrispyKritter: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

in this the 18th year of a loveless shell of matrimonial suffering, i can only agree. while i slowly save my pennies for the day i can afford Divorce Lawyer. as i look forward to once again being in the company of women who still have sex. some day.

/bitter, married to a coont
//does it show?


Get pure ethanol, mix it in her morning juice or coffee.

Problem will solve itself on the way to work.
 
2012-08-06 08:49:55 PM

darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!


I think the same thing every time I've got another casual pick-up back at my toolshed. It disgusts me every time I'm thrusting up against one. Just the thought of it makes me sick!
 
2012-08-06 08:50:32 PM
I'm for whatever makes consenting adults happy. I'm also for less universal things but allowing consenting adults to do as they please is enough.
 
2012-08-06 08:50:51 PM

darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!


0/10
 
2012-08-06 08:51:11 PM
Indubuitably:

Headline: "Obvious Males less supportive of gay marriage. Way to stick it to the man"

Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


I wasn't aware you were representative of all males. Being pedantic probably, but whatever.
 
2012-08-06 08:51:27 PM

radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.


So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony
 
2012-08-06 08:51:30 PM
this is probably more true of "macho" men as well

so eye-talians, hispaneeks, and the negroes dont approve of gay marriages moreso than say asians
 
2012-08-06 08:51:55 PM

gingerjet: URAPNIS: The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.

Just because you are divorced, working in a dead end job, and paying two thirds of your salary in child support doesn't mean the rest of us will fark it up.


Statistically, in the US, isn't more than half of normal folks fark it up?
 
2012-08-06 08:52:29 PM

darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!


gays in the pre-life were brainwashed by Satan in rape/pedo chambers in the 5th CIRCLE OF HELL. all because they forgot to wash their hands before cooking their beef.
 
2012-08-06 08:52:39 PM

TravelingFreakshow: Awesome headline is awesome.

 
2012-08-06 08:53:08 PM

gingerjet: radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony


Atheism is a religion.
 
2012-08-06 08:53:10 PM
Are "top" and "bottom" reversed in Australia?
 
2012-08-06 08:53:37 PM
It's a failure of marketing for pro-gay rights groups. They've let gay be primarily associated with sweaty man on man action. Women might be kinda okay with that but straight dudes aren't. If the first thing people thought of when they thought "gay" was two or three hot lesbians making out it would be a totally different story.
 
2012-08-06 08:53:49 PM
I think most men are becoming less supportive of marriage overall. Holy Christ have you seen divorce laws? Can't blame men for killing themselves when they have to spend the rest of their lives paying alimony to women who work and paying child support to kids who aren't theirs.

Either way, I'm going to a Buddhist monastery.
 
2012-08-06 08:53:52 PM
And?

You are going to see this with the Conservative male.

You do realize that if Gay Marriage becomes legal everywhere their boyfriend will then want them to divorce their wives to marry them!
 
2012-08-06 08:54:16 PM

you are a puppet: diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10

-7/10


.386/-10
 
2012-08-06 08:54:16 PM
This has got be a headline of the legendary 40below. Just has his style.
 
2012-08-06 08:54:38 PM

radarlove: gingerjet: radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony

Atheism is a religion.


-1/10

/not really trying are you?
 
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