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Pole dancing in the 2016 Olympics, strong swimmers from the Trojan Swim Club, and Gabby Douglas' authentic frontier gibberish: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/29 - 8/4 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-08-06 6:46:46 PM (6 comments) | Permalink

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New week, new headlines. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-07-29 to Sat 2012-08-04:

img.fark.net  10-year-old girl accused of starting house fire because she was angry at her mother. I think we all know what she looks like    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pennsylvania man kills another with a pair of scissors. The deceased was found with paper, no rocks    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Army eradicates wasps with flamethrowers. I guess Cape Cod won't be so crowded this summer    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man wanted for stealing beer and cigarettes found sitting in lawn chair while drinking beer and smoking cigarette. Unclear if he owned chair    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Welcome to our POOL. Notice there is no 'R' V' in... oh, damn    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Mexico has a major drug problem. Also a general drug problem, and a lieutenant colonel drug problem    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Penguins get shark roommates at California aquarium. Sharks get dinner guests    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Businessman who only likes watching the first half of movies aims to create a real-life Jurassic Park right after he funds a full scale replica of the Titanic    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Another megachurch pastor goes down, this time on a teenage girl    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Six-year-old boy flying with father pulls landing gear lever just as plane touches down, retracting landing gear and putting plane on its belly. I'M HELPING    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  US swimmer hailing from the Trojan Swim Club takes the gold. Apparently the club is used to fielding strong swimmers    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pole dancers want to be a part of the 2016 Olympics. Officials told a ticket would only require a small cover charge and two drink minimum    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Gabby Douglas wins the all-around gymnastics gold medal on the strength of a stunning vault, flawless balance beam, and authentic frontier gibberish    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Why do men stare at women? Here's the entire story in two parts    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Dolphins are highly cultured. [Cetacean needed]    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Google buys Mark Zuckerberg's sister. The battle for internet supremacy has moved to another level    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbian, nerdy, MILF works for me    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Arnold Schwarzenegger turns 65, celebrates by hiring a housekeeper to actually clean his house    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Stevie Wonder files for divorce, even though he isn't seeing someone else    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Tea Party says Romney better step to the right. Pundits, however, believe it will be the pelvic thrust that will drive voters insane    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney for President, further cementing her reputation as someone who enjoys getting f*cked    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  In response to new unemployment data, Romney promises 12 million new jobs in four years. Should break down to approximately 6 million for India, 6 million for China    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Roper buys Sunquest for $1.4 billion, promises not to raise the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Car industry warns that Obamafuel regulations will make cars unaffordable and destroy America. Much in the same way that safety glass, seatbelt, airbag, and crumple zone regulations have done in the past    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "A sleek Gulfstream 5 - a symbol of success known among owners simply as a G5 - can now be had for as little as $20 million." You submitted this while eating leftover instant ramen    img.fark.net
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6 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-08-06 07:50:17 PM
"Yes, yes, no, some yes over there, and a no, no, no, and yo." ;)
 
2012-08-06 08:00:57 PM
Immediately thought HOY candidate when I first read the Time Warp one.
 
2012-08-06 09:24:18 PM
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2012-08-06 09:26:18 PM

Indubitably: "Yes, yes, no, some yes over there, and a no, no, no, and yo." ;)


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2012-08-06 09:58:28 PM

Stile4aly: Indubitably: "Yes, yes, no, some yes over there, and a no, no, no, and yo." ;)

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I love her.
 
2012-08-07 09:14:41 AM

Indubitably: Stile4aly: Indubitably: "Yes, yes, no, some yes over there, and a no, no, no, and yo." ;)

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I love her.


The servant watis... while the master baits.
 
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