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(Huffington Post)   Retired Air Force Colonel covering up two of the four UFO crashes at Roswell, NM   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 141
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2012-08-06 06:56:12 PM  
"When they hit it with that electromagnetic pulse -- bingo! -- there goes all their electronics and, consequently, the UFO was uncontrollable"

1947. Electromagnetic pulse.

/Radar?
 
2012-08-06 07:08:56 PM  
cdn.screenrant.com

But I don't.
 
2012-08-06 07:10:13 PM  
He should really lose some weight
 
2012-08-06 07:17:29 PM  
The 1947 UFO controversy of Roswell, N.M. is like a bad penny: It keeps turning up.


... What?
 
2012-08-06 07:23:59 PM  

Relatively Obscure: The 1947 UFO controversy of Roswell, N.M. is like a bad penny: It keeps turning up.


... What?


I found it under my couch the other day.
 
2012-08-06 07:31:35 PM  
I knew it!
 
2012-08-06 07:32:49 PM  
Is this guy selling a book?

Been a lot of UFO talk around these parts lately...
 
2012-08-06 07:44:58 PM  
If we had an electronic pulse weapon that was advanced enough to crash a spacecraft from an advanced civilization, I hope that not only would our military be using it regularly, but we would in turn use that technology for all sorts of different applications. That would be as cool as aliens and a lot less likely than them being here, which almost certainly didn't happen. I mean, we could send fighter aircraft to a nuclear armed Iran and disable them before they could launch if it were that sophisticated, it would be a game changer.
 
2012-08-06 07:47:48 PM  

SnakeLee: If we had an electronic pulse weapon that was advanced enough to crash a spacecraft from an advanced civilization, I hope that not only would our military be using it regularly, but we would in turn use that technology for all sorts of different applications. That would be as cool as aliens and a lot less likely than them being here, which almost certainly didn't happen. I mean, we could send fighter aircraft to a nuclear armed Iran and disable them before they could launch if it were that sophisticated, it would be a game changer.


This.

Basically, the cold war would been a joke. Pumping trillions of dollars into useless conventional weapons.
 
2012-08-06 07:51:06 PM  
For the record my proof reading sucks.

/sorry
 
2012-08-06 07:51:39 PM  
cdn.overclock.net

/Obligatory
 
2012-08-06 08:24:52 PM  
It was an electromagnetic pulse weapon developed from the stolen documents from Nikola Tesla's safe!

/yeah, that's the ticket.......
 
2012-08-07 12:09:24 PM  
This information should not be unexpected. Resources exist for creation of more than a single weather balloon.
 
2012-08-07 12:09:40 PM  

Relatively Obscure: The 1947 UFO controversy of Roswell, N.M. is like a bad penny: It keeps turning up.


... What?


I think it was a dark and stormy night.
 
2012-08-07 12:11:23 PM  

basemetal: It was an electromagnetic pulse weapon developed from the stolen documents from Nikola Tesla's safe!

/yeah, that's the ticket.......


But, was Tesla an alien, or was he given his knowledge from aliens. Did alien visitors give Tesla the knowledge of electricity???
 
2012-08-07 12:12:05 PM  
Subby's headline is a sentence fragment

Retired Air Force Colonel covering up two of the four UFO crashes at Roswell, NM

....dies mysteriously.
....has head lice.
.....produces evidence.
....cannot prove his wild claims.
....has a lovely bunch of cocnuts.
 
2012-08-07 12:14:50 PM  
Wait until Pravda gets hold of this.
 
2012-08-07 12:15:24 PM  

Great Janitor: basemetal: It was an electromagnetic pulse weapon developed from the stolen documents from Nikola Tesla's safe!

/yeah, that's the ticket.......

But, was Tesla an alien, or was he given his knowledge from aliens. Did alien visitors give Tesla the knowledge of electricity???


Tesla was human, but he was the first human to make contact with aliens, picking up their signal during one of his experiments. Edison was the alien, sent to Earth to damage Tesla's work and discredit him to the rest of humanity, to prevent humans learning of the aliens secret plans to mine Jupiter of it's helium.
 
2012-08-07 12:15:32 PM  

Crewmannumber6: sentence fragment


is also a sentence fragment.
 
2012-08-07 12:16:52 PM  
I know a guy, who knows a guy, who served in the military and overheard a guy say that he saw a UFO.

Quick, Call the Sideboob Gazette!
 
2012-08-07 12:17:09 PM  
Wasn't the whole alien thing thoroughly debunked, uh, nearly TWO DECADES ago with the discussion of the Air Force's Project Mogul? And these deluded attention whores are still trying to make stuff up about it? Sigh.
 
2012-08-07 12:19:00 PM  
Now, in an exclusive interview, retired Air Force Lt. Col. Richard French
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French
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French
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tommcmahon.typepad.com
 
2012-08-07 12:19:16 PM  
If we had directable EMP weaponry in 1947, Korea and Vietnam would have turned out very differently.
 
2012-08-07 12:21:40 PM  

basemetal: It was an electromagnetic pulse weapon developed from the stolen documents from Nikola Tesla's safe!

/yeah, that's the ticket.......



And that was light enough in those pre-transistor days to be flown.
 
2012-08-07 12:21:51 PM  
Sounds like someone wants a little "going away" money for his family to keep them afloat after he dies. Being in the position he was in adds credability to his story, so he is in the unique position of actually getting serious attention with his retarded claims...
Besides...Roswell Aliens are just a cover up for Area 51's true purpose, to serve as a sound stage for the supposed "moon" landing. Everyone knows that.
 
2012-08-07 12:22:14 PM  

eggrolls: If we had directable EMP weaponry in 1947, Korea and Vietnam would have turned out very differently.


How so? EMPs fry electronics, but not much else. If I recall correctly, the Viet Cong weren't the most technologically sophisticated. Even the Korean war was fought with mostly conventional tech, the highest being radios and such...
 
2012-08-07 12:23:40 PM  
What most of us in NM realize is that 1) there was no UFO at Roswell and 2) the government is lying.
 
2012-08-07 12:24:01 PM  
lonelymachines.org
 
2012-08-07 12:24:17 PM  

jayhawk88: Tesla was human, but he was the first human to make contact with aliens, picking up their signal during one of his experiments. Edison was the alien, sent to Earth to damage Tesla's work and discredit him to the rest of humanity, to prevent humans learning of the aliens secret plans to mine Jupiter of it's helium.


Wake up, sheeple! That story about hostile aliens stealing Jupiter's helium was just a false-flag operation to build support for the Shoemaker-Levy 9 attack.
 
2012-08-07 12:25:25 PM  
The guy in the video looks as if John Malkovich and Tim Blake Nelson had a baby.
 
2012-08-07 12:25:59 PM  
What ever happened to that story in 1967 where supposedly a UFO disabled a bunch of nuclear warheads, was that ever real?
 
2012-08-07 12:27:00 PM  
What is it about bad pennies that cause them to keep turning up? And what constitutes a bad penny, anyway? Is it one of those ones that someone put on the train tracks so it's all mangled?

Anyway, doddering, attention-whoring ex-colonel is attention whoring, doddering.
 
2012-08-07 12:27:32 PM  

gilatrout: What most of us in NM realize is that 1) there was no UFO at Roswell and 2) the government is lying.


Yes, but not about the UFO's.
 
2012-08-07 12:29:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Wasn't the whole alien thing thoroughly debunked, uh, nearly TWO DECADES ago with the discussion of the Air Force's Project Mogul? And these deluded attention whores are still trying to make stuff up about it? Sigh.


this

The alien story was the coverup. The crash involved experimental espionage tech.
 
2012-08-07 12:29:36 PM  
disclosure is going to happen.

whether some people like it...or not.

it's going to happen.
 
2012-08-07 12:29:54 PM  
Simplest explanation of that in the 60's lots of testing was taking place at WSMR, including aero shells to protect incoming warheads from atmospheric heat. These look very saucer like. The soldiers at Roswell would have no idea what one of these things were and jumped to conclusions. Later the people who knew what happened wanted to cover up very top secret research from the Soviets concocted the balloon story.
 
2012-08-07 12:30:50 PM  
If they accepted the fact that there are creatures coming to Earth from other universes or from wherever, it basically would destroy religions

And that would be a bad thing?
 
2012-08-07 12:31:54 PM  
Great. I'm going to have to change the name of my band from The Roswell Incident to The Roswell Incidents now.

/and I just had the business cards made
//okay that was a joke, but the band's real
///on bandcamp
 
2012-08-07 12:31:57 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Subby's headline is a sentence fragment

Retired Air Force Colonel covering up two of the four UFO crashes at Roswell, NM

....dies mysteriously.
....has head lice.
.....produces evidence.
....cannot prove his wild claims.
....has a lovely bunch of cocnuts.


What is a "cocnut"?
 
2012-08-07 12:33:04 PM  

gilatrout: Simplest explanation of that in the 60's lots of testing was taking place at WSMR, including aero shells to protect incoming warheads from atmospheric heat. These look very saucer like. The soldiers at Roswell would have no idea what one of these things were and jumped to conclusions. Later the people who knew what happened wanted to cover up very top secret research from the Soviets concocted the balloon story.


I heard there was a bunch of equipment sent out with a lot of army trucks to recover the wreckage, not saying it was UFO but would those aero shells be radioactive?

/serious question, dont know much about the real details, only hearsay and shows
 
2012-08-07 12:33:13 PM  

HandsUp: Crewmannumber6: Subby's headline is a sentence fragment

Retired Air Force Colonel covering up two of the four UFO crashes at Roswell, NM

....dies mysteriously.
....has head lice.
.....produces evidence.
....cannot prove his wild claims.
....has a lovely bunch of cocnuts.

What is a "cocnut"?


I was wndering that myslf
 
2012-08-07 12:33:27 PM  

Sgygus: "When they hit it with that electromagnetic pulse -- bingo! -- there goes all their electronics and, consequently, the UFO was uncontrollable"

1947. Electromagnetic pulse.

/Radar?


Bah, we're supposed to believe that aliens were technologically sophisticated enough to travel at least several light years but were brought down by 1940s technology, AND were stupid enough to get shot down a second time?

I don't refuse to believe in the possibility of UFOs and aliens, but that's just too far fetched.
 
2012-08-07 12:34:16 PM  
once you have seen one for yourself...your life is forever changed.

it's going to be funny listening to all of the "people" saying..."i told you so!"

and it's also going to be hilarious seeing all of the religious "folks' who drop over from the event.

hi-larious!

the audacity of humanity.
 
2012-08-07 12:34:34 PM  

Tentacle: And that would be a bad thing?


From the perspective of the government that uses it as a very effective tool of control since the very beginning of the concept of government? I'd say yes.
 
2012-08-07 12:34:48 PM  

gilatrout: Simplest explanation of that in the 60's lots of testing was taking place at WSMR, including aero shells to protect incoming warheads from atmospheric heat. These look very saucer like. The soldiers at Roswell would have no idea what one of these things were and jumped to conclusions. Later the people who knew what happened wanted to cover up very top secret research from the Soviets concocted the balloon story.


So why keep the coverup going? I'm pretty sure that a) we're no longer at Cold War with the Soviets, and 2) they've developed either that same technology, technology to beat it, or a better way to lob better ordnance equipped with better warheads.

Also, the crash was 1947. After 60 years, whatever tech was being developed is now as hilarious as the old room-sized computers that can't compete with the computing power in your pocket. Time for USAF to let it go.

// unless it was aliens
// or something nefarious (death/torture/screw-up/identities) needs covering up
 
2012-08-07 12:35:20 PM  

protectyourlimbs: What ever happened to that story in 1967 where supposedly a UFO disabled a bunch of nuclear warheads, was that ever real?


it's in here somewhere

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=3jUU4Z8QdHI

/html lazy
 
2012-08-07 12:35:28 PM  

imontheinternet: I know a guy, who knows a guy, who served in the military and overheard a guy say that he saw a UFO.

Quick, Call the Sideboob Gazette!


I'd read that. Or at least, you know, leaf through it.
 
2012-08-07 12:36:08 PM  

doc_roswell: Great. I'm going to have to change the name of my band from The Roswell Incident to The Roswell Incidents now.

/and I just had the business cards made
//okay that was a joke, but the band's real
///on bandcamp


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-07 12:36:29 PM  

doc_roswell: The Roswell Incident


f0.bcbits.com CLICK ME!

There ya go Doc.
 
2012-08-07 12:36:32 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
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