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(UPI)   Woman realizes childhood fantasy by spending summer dressed as mermaid. Story is wrapped up in local newspaper   (upi.com) divider line 107
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2012-08-06 04:43:51 PM  
Could they have possibly squeezed any more lame puns into that news report?
 
2012-08-06 04:51:12 PM  
Did she get to be where the PBR?
 
2012-08-06 04:51:57 PM  
so she visited Weeki Wachi or whatever Mermaid Town is?
 
2012-08-06 04:53:11 PM  
So it's BJs all summer.....and totally no chance of Anal.....???

/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore......
 
2012-08-06 04:53:35 PM  
Too old (56) & not hot enough for me to care.
 
2012-08-06 04:54:21 PM  
Long, who said she is part of a 23-strong group known as The Northwest Mermaids, said she knows she isn't a real mermaid, but her 6-year-old self would be proud.

Because of the Internet, they need to point this out.

Kid, if you think that's weird, do yourself a favour and never Google Otherkin.
 
2012-08-06 04:54:58 PM  
For the first half of the story I was mildly amused, but then when the fiance showed up I was like "awesome".
 
2012-08-06 04:55:04 PM  
Mermaid? I'm thinking blue whale.
 
2012-08-06 04:55:19 PM  
Seems fishy.
 
2012-08-06 04:55:45 PM  
ChipNASA
/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore

I hear the hoo-hah is all mackerel.

/why couldn't she have been the other sort of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
 
2012-08-06 04:59:34 PM  
Does she sleep with the fishes?
 
2012-08-06 04:59:53 PM  

Bondith: ChipNASA
/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore

I hear the hoo-hah is all mackerel.

The hell it is, I have standards.

 
2012-08-06 05:01:48 PM  
 
2012-08-06 05:02:55 PM  
That's a mantee, baby!
 
2012-08-06 05:06:36 PM  
Glad to see they are letting adults with Down Syndrome make their dreams come true...
 
2012-08-06 05:10:15 PM  

Bondith: ChipNASA
/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore

I hear the hoo-hah is all mackerel.

/why couldn't she have been the other sort of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?


So what you're saying is, you'd have sex with a fish?
 
2012-08-06 05:11:04 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Glad to see they are letting adults with Down Syndrome make their dreams come true...


Wet dreams.
 
2012-08-06 05:11:40 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

www.foodequipment.co.nz
 
2012-08-06 05:18:17 PM  
Believe me when I say, I farked a mermaid.
 
2012-08-06 05:18:41 PM  
Nice job on the headline, subby.
 
2012-08-06 05:22:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mermaid? I'm thinking blue whale.


Came to point out that stupid mobile version of the story with no pictures is stupid and useless.

Maybe now I'm okay with it.

// I did notice the 56 y.o. part
 
2012-08-06 05:23:17 PM  

utsagrad123: Believe me when I say, I farked a mermaid.


Meh, mermaids are easy. Now raping the Sirens that takes some guts.
 
2012-08-06 05:24:16 PM  
i228.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 05:25:51 PM  

Bondith: Otherkin


GIS for "Otherkin"

i563.photobucket.com

Interesting indeed.
 
2012-08-06 05:26:45 PM  

Fano: so she visited Weeki Wachi or whatever Mermaid Town is?


That was my first thought. Well, that she got a summer job there.
 
2012-08-06 05:27:27 PM  
I have always stated that if I could be a fictional creature, it'd be a mermaid or a centaur.
 
2012-08-06 05:28:25 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Interesting indeed.


And I've learned something today.
 
2012-08-06 05:28:59 PM  
Oh the huge manatee!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-06 05:31:12 PM  
Was hoping for this
fc07.deviantart.net

fc03.deviantart.net

/Better than what's in the article.
 
2012-08-06 05:31:29 PM  
YixilTesiphon
Bondith: ChipNASA
/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore

I hear the hoo-hah is all mackerel.

/why couldn't she have been the other sort of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

So what you're saying is, you'd have sex with a fish?


No, but Fry would. And the Cat.

"Hey look, it's my girlfriend Miranda!"
*an extra in a fish head costume with human legs approaches*
"Shouldn't the woman be on top and the fish on the bottom?"
"Nah, that's the stupid way round."

Pray 4 Mojo
GIS for "Otherkin"

Sweet merciful farkmonkeys. And here I thought I'd seen everything. I think I need to work "Nazi goatfarker" into the conversation next time I'm insulting someone.
 
2012-08-06 05:31:41 PM  
blogue.us
 
2012-08-06 05:31:44 PM  

utsagrad123: farked


Which half was the fish?
 
jty
2012-08-06 05:32:08 PM  

miss diminutive: Could they have possibly squeezed any more lame puns into that news report?


I'm fairly certain I see what you did there.
 
2012-08-06 05:32:59 PM  

mgary: Was hoping for this
[fc07.deviantart.net image 750x600]

[fc03.deviantart.net image 600x750]

/Better than what's in the article.


Same...

I actually wonder if she's still active in the cosplay circles...
 
2012-08-06 05:35:22 PM  

mgary: Was hoping for this
[fc07.deviantart.net image 750x600]

[fc03.deviantart.net image 600x750]

/Better than what's in the article.


Also, there's more where that came from.
 
2012-08-06 05:35:35 PM  
keeping it wierd, portland
 
2012-08-06 05:35:58 PM  
My six year old fantasy....?
Getting the whole box of Cap'n Crunch to myself.
 
2012-08-06 05:36:44 PM  

Dinobot: mgary: Was hoping for this
[fc07.deviantart.net image 750x600]

[fc03.deviantart.net image 600x750]

/Better than what's in the article.

Same...

I actually wonder if she's still active in the cosplay circles...


She has pictures dressed up as Hipster Ariel at Anime Expo 2012, so I'm going to go with yes.
 
2012-08-06 05:40:24 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, mermaids are easy. Now raping the Sirens that takes some guts.


Be sure to use a condom with mythical victims so you don't get scyllyphilis or charybdmydia.
 
2012-08-06 05:42:04 PM  

Bondith: ChipNASA
/Maybe if you're lucky you can get some, hot, slimy, tight urogenital pore

I hear the hoo-hah is all mackerel.

/why couldn't she have been the other sort of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?


cdn.gunaxin.com

"... then I wouldn't have a penis."
 
2012-08-06 05:42:50 PM  

Pinner: My six year old fantasy....?
Getting the whole box of Cap'n Crunch to myself.


Peanut Butter Crunch, thank you very much.
 
2012-08-06 05:43:07 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: utsagrad123: Believe me when I say, I farked a mermaid.

Meh, mermaids are easy. Now raping the Sirens that takes some guts.


Siren, you say?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-06 05:46:12 PM  
Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*
 
2012-08-06 05:49:02 PM  

fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*


Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...
 
2012-08-06 05:51:42 PM  

Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...


yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-06 05:52:01 PM  
Subby, the Newsies appreciate your headline

Pray 4 Mojo: Bondith: Otherkin

GIS for "Otherkin"

[i563.photobucket.com image 720x478]

Interesting indeed.


WTF - is that an Emo Furry Nazi?

/The trifecta of evil...
 
2012-08-06 05:53:04 PM  

Fano: so she visited Weeki Wachi or whatever Mermaid Town is?


Weeki wachee spring state park actually. And I was hoping to get there when I went on my vacation to Florida earlier this spring. But alas, I was between West Palm Beach and Key West, and it was just not feasible in the time allotted.

Always wanted to go there since I was a little kid because of the mermaid bar scene in the right stuff. And yes, I know that was filmed in California at the terrace cafe.

As for the woman in the article? She's having a good time and more power to her...

also... where is that pertinent penny arcade cartoon?
 
2012-08-06 05:53:20 PM  
I only clicked to see if she was hot.
 
2012-08-06 05:53:33 PM  
They're never going to get that smell out of the pool.
 
2012-08-06 05:54:26 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
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